+ update- either some of the higher ups dislike my book, or I'm just a guy who gets the occasional yet highly inconvenient and somewhat frequent error, in which all of the multimedia is lost. Hey wattpad, I sincerely appreciate your efforts and if you'd like, you can delete my.book as well. Xd ( I think that means I'm smiling). Bdw, dat photo up above of dis Mon here be waay back from 2015. I call dat pic da #2015swoosh. On wit da show!
Bdw this is actually what I meant by stutterin Freddie Gibbs. if you skip to around to 1:50, you'll know just what the bleep I'm talking about. HYAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! LMAO BRUH! DA BLEEP IS HE SAYING, BORN BAD OR BON BON, ME WANT CINNABON CUZ WYNO THINK IT COOL TO SMOKE DA SPLIFF AND LATER ON REGRET IT IN LIFE, WHILST BEARING DAT NEW STUDY ON SMOKE DAMAGING YER EFFING DNA IN MIND!!! Bdw bdw (2x), did yah catch tht little image up there wit da overpriced KD'S and a funny-looking dude? Or did I just spoil it for you? Oh well, it is what it be.
Welcome back everyone to yet another segment apart of the chill series, as I hesitantly continue to listen to the bellow of Rick Ross and the roar of Dj K in his Houston tour. Man, I've missed out on so much. Now I'm sure most of your schools are in session by now and my apologies for the delay but I too am a student ( which I just so happen to be talking bout later on in dis here chapter! Just depends..). Surely you understand? Guess not, okay here we go ( I'm rushing the intro because we have plenty to talk about, hence the title. Duuh. Bdw I really appreciate all the international readers. Just randomly saying because its not everyday you see people from somewhere else in Pangea, as well as Afro-Eurasia ( lol, geography be like 'I point out the inaccuracy of the seven continents and as a result, suggest other versions similar to that of it to further confuse and refrain from telling the actual truth due to the fact that the continents are deemed too large and whatnot.' Tbh, I'm pretty lost.) a little joke for the ones living under a rock ( who take the time to actually check out my book).
Totoro is kewl. #longlivemiyazaki
Before we begin, I'd like to talk about getting 'elled' ( its kind of hard to express my tone in typing format but surely you get the picture? oh well, I'll just continue to use emojis.) and the recent Louisiana flood, along with our ( specially made in USA) upcoming doomsday in November and voting for a 3rd party.
First off, I'm gonna start off by saying its not cool bruh (i bet you were thinking that i was going to start this off like an Aiih chapter. unfortunately, those days are over but who knows, the second or third chapter for each chapter written from 40-50 (idk just whenever i took that huge ash break from the story) may just be on the way).
If its not your stuff, then just leave it alone ( back to what I originally was talking about). This going out to one color, sorry most/maybe less than that ( the quantity I mean)/adolescents, that seems to struggle with this and yet claiming to be in the Taliban because they're "cool and appealing [paraphrase]," and Drake or Future mentioned it repeatedly at the beginning of one of their songs ( Jumpan I think. I don't think I can even call it a song), and yet they retort with an insult, which basically was blowing stuff up ( general stereotypes. Sucks cuz, for instance Malala fought for her education and these so-called expressionists that profit off of that lyric are completely unaware of this fact, and thus the title cutthroat business.. Or kitchen. Bleep you for thinking that what I operate off of and this is an oxymoron.), along with a movement about police violence ( idk, just randomly mentioning. though I agree with disciplining the police, to be blunt, just please check yourselves as well. This goes for everyone, not just our fellow people, i.e OJ Simpson taking most of the Emmy's. You're having these rappers teaching kids how to be young, uneducated thugs and not even understand the value of their education) but yeah..
I mean, it wasn't terrible. But I think Kimmel took it too far with the apprentice host joke, just went on for long time and making me nervous maybe because of a reaction that someone was going to have. Anyways,
Onto the Louisiana flood. HYAAH, a warning and even consequence of who you're thinking to vote for. I flatly kid, I flatly kid. So I was checking out Bill Nye ( dee awesome science guy! He's old now..), in this CNN ( the people who think that its okay to- I'm just going to allow you guys to finish that off.) video and he was basically talking about climate change and erratic weather patterns. Its crazy, he went on to saying that this won't be the only one that will be happening ( kind of reminds how long Chris Nolan films take to make, like his upcoming film Dunkirk, which supposedly he is incubating a breed known as a dude from One Direction. Nah, I bet it'll be a smash hit like always. Lhh, just realized I phrased this like a Pokemon Go egg. Bdw, I'm on lvl 8 now with absolutely no pokeballs, kind of like a drought going on for months. WOOHOO! Hey bleep you for thinking that the hype didn't live on. That also, the statement from above I mean, reminded of the Nolan's moral ambiguity or whatever. Big words, huh?). Here's the Dunkirk trailer ( again, announcing stuff way ahead of time. What the bleep? Haha, all they had to was display "From Christopher Nolan," you already know. This guy is truly an inspiration I'll give yah that. Hey, at least it'll love up to its hype. Unlike, hmm idk, Sui Squad or Bvs. Yeah, you thought I wasn't done yet.), if you haven't already seen it on Facebook's trending thingy:
But fr ( for real) tho, I am in love with this trailer. Other than than the all-white cast ( which I am very displeased with, considering the various talents out there), I can't tell you exactly what keeps on drawing me back, it may just be the ticking that increases in tempo and vivid intro, it just gets right to it. It starts of with a big bang, in other words, similar to other Chris Nolan films particularly TDK. Sweet and in short, this film is going to another top grosser in the box office. Do people say that? Oh well, hope you enjoyed that little bit and what is yet to come..
Man, this is as crazy ( global warming and the above if you were lost for a moment in what Neil Degrasse Tyson describes as space. Or are you going to deny that too? Bleeping agnostics, but hey who knows? I'll give you that.. Grr), frightening, and even downright idiotic as the 3 water bottle challenge ( copyright of the crackers. Seriously though, the Vines, hey people still use it, make it look so easy but that's because they're edited.). Seriously though, if politicians are going to keep on debating about this life-threatening, imminent issue, then our future generations yet to come and even children and adults now, will be screwed. Republicans need to get out of their freaking thought blocking, issue filtering bubble of money and greed ( I.e Exxon, the toxic leaks of oil, corporations either paying people or hosting financial incentives to keep their mouths shut. The deniers I mean. Man do I miss Bernie. The only for the people representative with a devotion to his work. You will be greatly missed by dear friend and I do hope you continue to dXd
amazing things for both our country and this world. I mean, you've even brought Bill Maher, that slick-haired, pot-headed, controversial, dude who always is saying things from the top of his head, just infuriating old comedian on HBO to tears somewhat, what with your shimmering awesomeness.
And there's your proof. ) and they need to come to a consensus with democrats ( preferably) for more firm regulations, the phasing out of the prehistoric form of energy known as fossil fuels ( inexpensive and functioning, I know but just look at its detrimental effects. Humans have become so susceptible to this mindset, whether it be electricity to your AC. And it's like what can you do at this point considering its costliness? Well for starters, accepting the truth and taking the necessary action would definitely be of some aid.), the conversion towards energy efficiency, etc/so much more. From coal plant carbon emissions ( which we need to shut down, if that wasn't obvious enough), to the smoke coming out of your exhaust pipe or whatever that thing is underneath the back of your car. It all results in the warming of our atmosphere and a whopping 97% of climate scientists, citing independent.co.uk, ( lol yeah, I did do some extensive research, if you haven't noticed yet... About a serious issue. YEAH, I BET YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW!) agree that is part of the cause of global warming. But of course, the beloved deniers. Bleep em, they're not worth it ( but if its all apart of some huge ash gov conspiracy, well let's just say I wouldn't blame you, and I'd be sure to turn off my location settings if I were me or you.).
Man, I'm just thinking about Robin Williams. Sucks what happened to him, he couldn't take it anymore. Trying to keep the world happy and doing the same for yourself and your family while trying to maintain good health? Man, tough job and RIP. But if he were alive today, I would love to see how he would turn this all into a comedic way that is implying a solution. Idk, just a thought that I would love to see.
I just realized that I wasn't even talking about the video below, but rather... Up above? I was actually serious about that. Sorry about the confusion there and here. Feel free to stop reading and completely deny and undermine not just me, but every other writer's hard work and drive on Wattoad. Think my keyboard was thinking bout Dre with all his money. Oh well, you know what I mean..
Moreover, this upcoming November. Don't fall into the traps of one Jack o lantern who you may think is capable or smart or whatever, whilst also creating media frenzies as a strategy for more airtime to literally control the brains of this country ( Lmao, RIP my ex-brown pal Bobby Jindal who planned on running but instead dropped out and endorsed Trump. Its a shame considering his credentials and education). Same goes for the independents. Jill stein, I think is okay, a reduction in military spending for the economy. YEET! RICH WHITE GIRL GONE TO HARVARD GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, LOOK AT HER BLEEPING PAST! ANTI VACS, CONTRARY TO WHAT REAL SCIENCE SAYS RATHER THAN YOUR FANCY DEGREE. I MEAN, HOW DO YOU EXPECT THAT BY SLASHING THE MILITARY'S FUNDING, THAT THAT WOULD FURTHER ASSIST IN PROTECTING THE US? #1stworldissues ( sorry, I'll be sure to help myself one day by actually visiting your countries and getting down and dirty, whilst wearing heavy combat gear from top to bottom so as to not get shot, as well as surrounding myself with heavily armed and trained men and women), #1stamendment, #expressionism. YOU DON'T KNOW JACK BOUT POVERTY, THE HELPLESS . Shoot, we effed America. And I'm not even going to indulge in any time talking bout Gary Johnson. If yah don't why check out what he SEE-RIOUSLY/YRIALY dunno. Idk, do you happen to... Aleppo?:
HHYAAH! Though I know it's a common slipup from an old man, I respect the fact that he at least answered with something. I mean tbh, I had to look it up real quick but that was just out of confusion ( the epicenter for Syrian refugees for the persistent), I mean it looked like Johnson was dazed and just utterly perplexed ( meaning da boi don't know bout is policies nor his foreign leaders lol "Aleppo incident" in DA interview. Weak!). In addition, don't just the contradictory statement and to the longest chapter, I think posssibly ever in a humor franchise, I'm just gonna keep on typing jst for the bleep of it. jfagnhadojgnjafngkjdafngjkdafngngf, never said it'd be a secret garbled message or not, jsokgjoafjgorjgjrgjoerjgergjnksngkableeprpwogjfjgkfjgkfjgfpopsgjdiduseeblepeunspacedwordsareconfsing!ejfksjg
Now Comes what was originally in this draft ( random discussions of topics)...
Its ridiculous and not fair how our justice system like courts and stuff lock up people for seemingly minor things for so much time. Wasting valuable resources and time that could actually be spent on catching the real bad guys. Court judges always sentencing people for stupid stuff like what do u get payed to judge for? Minor stuff? what about major hmm? police bleeping- whole system is effed. Bleeping judicials. I was going to make that a hash tag but then I realized nah, I'm a trend setter.
Moreover, and bluntness and rude mannerisms aside, what happened to music? Hmm? What happened when music was classy, and the women singing actually attracted you into such a mesmerizing trance and song? Nowadays, women sing and speak of unspeakable acts. That class that used to be music was a very unique and dazzling thing. Man, nostalgia gets to me even though I'm not from generation y. But surely, I'm not the only one that feels this way? There has to be people out there who loathes what music has come to. Not saying this forcefully, just saying bruh. It's not that bad, but it just sounds repetitive is what I'm saying. Take rap music now, it's basically snare drums and kicks and bass... But then again, hasn't it always been? You can basically use GarageBand to make a #1 hit.
Anyways, the following should get you riled up:
( it was pic of me, mah undies nd shorties showing)
aha! Please don't track me down or worse. Man, I shoudlve cropped it out better. Oh well, if yah come a knocking, I'll be coming a gunning! #notanedorsementtogunviolencebutratherregulation, #vpniskey, #psiphonpro, #theinsecuritythatweasasocietyface, #usinghashtagstosymbolizethestructureofamedia, #thisfeelslikeQ/Aalloveragain,
Additonally, speaking of all things terrible...
Players don't want futuristic bullbleep Activision! They want to go back to the good ol' days of war ( that may sound bad in context but just allow me to finish, haha, isn't that what said?!) games. I bet the only reason people are gonna buy this is for the remastering of Modern Warfare 2. #toallgamersonWattoad.
Moreover, ahh high school, a time of discovery, horniness, and either seeing things and then mentally scarring yourself or the unseen, in which you are afraid to even show your body in the locker room. Either way, it's PE class so you gotta give in to your rapist of a mentor AKA the coach. Other than STDs and plenty of movement, you're all set. But who am I to say? I'm also a student, a jumpman in DA high of schools. Talk bout the struggle of freshmen and spanish classes and the hardships of attending a low funded school. As a minority being forced to pursue a higher education because whites get it easy AKA privilege. This subtle bias in America that's getting addressed, but not fully. And though I appreciate these efforts, I'm just saying- you know what, screw it. My thumbs are cracking every time I bend them. That signifies that not only should I not say anything else, but that these are early signs of arthritis. Hyah and yeet. Hope that does not occur at any point so I'm asking you to not wish that upon me. If only I ( and I know, the rest of the world too), had fairly odd parents:
Oh yeah, this song. D@ bleep?! Getcho Gothic combining vocals with trap and incoherent buzzing and mumbling of the lips arsh out of hear. Bet at the end of the election, people gonna be singing yo song outta disappointment. Creepy ass mofo wit da devilish-esque vibes smh👊🔥💯👀🦁💪✌👅😈😈.
Speaking of the election, one day, we'll be looking back on this election telling our grandchildren ( gen z folks I mean. Unless you're going to reboot the Back to the future franchise and make yet another bunch of exaggerations and inaccuracies about the future. Like how by 2015, we were supposed to how we were about to elect a pumpkin that would literally destroy all the work Obama's done and how narrow of a choice it came down to and how we were this close to world annihilation. Not to mention the stuff the candidates got to sweep under the carpet. The bad stuff that they did if you will. Hilary especially. Untrustworthy but bros before ho#s, don't judge her for your lack of foresight of the positive stuff. Tbh, she ain't coo but she'll get the job done. Sort of like a...
DA off-brand with no inclusion of Drakes singing.
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Here, we have a similar performance on SNL, but this time something is a bit different? Can yah tell? King Khay's got ur back, its the vocals. No auto-tune, and here I was thinking that Drake was still Au Naturale. Guess not, back to you OT ( th duz tht mean?).
Drake mah friend, always raking in the views, whether it be you trying to kiss Riri at the BETs to those memes. That's all I have to say for now.
Think of the election this way: you were stuck in a desert and you were dehydrated. Which would you choose: dirty water ( hilary) or poison ( trump)? The choice is obvious, it's dirty water for those unaware of what the obvious is. And though people might argue that there's gonna be clean water out in the distance, just be aware of the instantaneous effects of the poison.
a twitter image of the Bernie Sanders comment section.
LLemme just say real quick, who da bleep is thus Parker dude?! Like he always comments on my grandfather's stuff, it's not coo cuz it might be spam and whatnot. Bdw, my apologies for the way the screen is shown, its my blue light filter. Helps prevent the disruption of circadian rythm, go look it up Apple fanboys oughta know.
Speaking of the election ( again), lemme talk about Bernie sanders and the DNC real quick. Sniffles, I'm tearing up. Yah wanna know why? Sanders is a very good man who is very passionate of his work, he wanted, or rather made and predicted a political revolution and now he got it with the amount of young people's hearts he touched and won over, including this guy. Man, may he live a fantastic life. Very good man. From his good ideals and morale. Even what he stands for is just, I mean his intentions are pure and he's doing the right thing. Like did you know he marched with MLK? Sure but that man his of historical significance you see. And yet, we got people talking about tax hikes ( even though it's going to aid in universal health care and what have you) and dismissing claims on global warming, and of course voting for a pumpkin with small hands. The Simpsons oughta kind of sum it up ( what the election has come down to):
Bruh and what's up with directors taking so long to make movies? Just look at the aftermath of a long duration filming in BvS with crap wad Snyder. Like jeezwahz, already announcing trailers in 2016 and the movie is supposed to come out in 2017 and who knows it might be crappy. Jeez, but from their perspective and my current realization of hypocrisy ( I claimed it takes time to work out quality work), I sorta kinda understand but what I also committed myself to is consistency. Update: Simpsons, getcho longest animated show, a national treasure whatever out of here. Should've ended long time ago, not to mention the hate on democrats, jeezwahz ( partially, in terms of wt I agree with and don't).
9/11 an inside job? I don't believe it but one day the light will expose those who lied...
We get it Earth, Wind, and Fire! I missed the deadline to add this to QA 2 for a joke bout this and the above on the day of 9/21 ( its 9/23 now) as I continue to churn out chapters like those dispensers at the Hershey's chocolate factory ( or at Gene Wilder's Wonka. Doesn't matter, but I mean well).
So a couple days ago ( when this draft was written which was like in July or August. I know its been a while. Phew!), I walk into an Ikea right? I'm sipping on my Dr. Pepper and just as I was about to throw it away, my nose almost instantaneously caught this awful whiff of a certain stench. Upon opening my eyes after such a ghastly attack, I looked around to see all these white people pushing their shopping carts around and talking and laughing and stuff. Then I realized that it was both their must and sweat. Couldn't blame em, it was a hot summer day but the least you could do is some Degree or Speed Shtick Talk. I mean jeezwahz, dat whiff was as powerful as an M, Night Shyamalan movie. Couldn't tell yah, heard of the guy and props out to him ( brown guy in Hollywood I mean) but never watched his movies.
Speaking of never getting around to things,
WHAAAT DEE BLEEP BRO?!!! HYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HEY BLEEP U CUZ IT IS THAT FUNNY. HYAH! 1st off I'm gonna start I'm saying this... aiih. 2nd off, HYAH. Bruh, dis shwip had be dead and weak. Because bruh, an ignorant rapper I mean I get dat this mutt sounding dog barking thumb upping butt licking oral pleasing baboon of a buffoon of a doofusssss was being creative but bruh boi using Arabic ( which is a language not a bleeping country for the bleep wads who people either ignore em let everyone get away with it or has to constantly correct them) or urdu or whatever boi. Lol and I was only 4 secs in
Going completely off topic, can someone please fill me in this Kimye-Hiddleswift feud?! These kids attacking Trump but they don't even know what he's doing wrong nd I'm like smh. Randomness as mentioned above everyone.
Pretty much all I know ( holy crap, just realized I'm at the 20min mark, meaning dis be the longest chapter yet and your eyes are all strained nd bloodshot like mines nd stuff) at this point is the following:
Dayuum! Oh, I actually meant her beautiful butt, boobs, bod, and face ( something that Ken Bones would surely notice. Too late?), as well as her solid dance performance, the repetitive beats, Kayne's auto tune, nd uhh... Do I even need to mention the ending?🎤🎤👏👌😉😂💯😈🔥🦁 #savauge nd jeezwahz, no sexism here, just Kanyes unique creative vision. Idk nd screw this guy bruh. Endorsing- *sigh* Anyways,
Moreover, bruh, white-supremacist movement my arse. how much power and oppresion u need? already got da kkk ( imgained if i coughed and quickly said kkk afterwards within one breath) . i'm a proud supporter of anti-white movement, pssh. Idk, and bleep that?
WHAT DA BLEEP IS DIS STRAIGHTUP TRASH?! SIR, KEVIN GATES, THE BLACK SON OF BILL GATES, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE EAGER TO EFF THIS HYPOTHETICAL GIRL IN THE ANUS BUT PLEASE SIR, JUST TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH WITH BOTH THE BLUNTESS, OVERALL VULGARITY, AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE THAT RAP HAS ALWAYS STOOD FOR. IN ADDITION, I'M AWARE OF YOUR RARE CONDITION, THE 2 PHONES SONG, YEAH SORRY WE'RE NOT ALL WEALTHY ENOUGH TO ABUSE A SECOND SMARTPHONE AND BRAG ABOUT AND FLASH IT AROUND LIKE A RICH MAN'S MODEL WIFE! Don't even get me started on the anus verse, *sigh ( not PSY, da Korean and my daddy) and smh*
Weird vid, but funny. Support my fellow ethnicity, or what US identifies as classification of immigrants. Don't really have much to say other than go back to ur roots of gangnam and this was just to setup that daddy joke above. Get turnt to the latest American-Korean pop I guess.
Mellowed version of tht gas sesh wit Mr. Anal over here: but yeah bruh, was listening to this on Spotify ( i was listening to 2 phones and this crap just shows up out of the blue. this happened after an annoying watch now to get a free 3o mins ad bdw).
I'm so furious at you gals and guys. Wanna know why? Well Screw You says it all but just as a final iteration, the fact that absolutely no comments other than my own are on the q and a chapters is just absurd people come on now. I beg I plead. What's next? Do you want me to wake up at night, try to be quiet while sneaking into the kitchen to get a snack but litersrlly every action and movement you take is like an explosion? Or-or, acquiring an old Coco-Cola from the 1900s or the 370 something KGS of cocaine in that factory in France? WELL BLEEP THOU!
Bro what the bleep is up in Missouri ( where I live in bdw, please don't shoot or come a knocking. Cuz if yah do, u bet ur arsh I'm gnna knock the lights out of you not with a gun butt, but with my bare hands. Grr. Be advised is all my saying)?! Like are you kidding me?! Republicans voting for this bill that eliminates training and permit requirements.
WHAT DA BLEEP?!!! WHY ARE THESE POLITICIANS- JUST ARRGH?!!!!! THE NRA'S LIKE THIS GIVES YOU MORE FREEDOM TO EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS. HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED FIREARM OWNERS HMM? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AGO THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS MADE. IT WAD DURING THE REVOLTUION. TIMES HAVE CHANGED AND IDIOTS WHO INTERPRET THIS DIFFERENTLY HAVE AS WELL. THIS IS WHY BRUH, WE'RE SCREWED MAN. BLEEPING A, THESE REPUBLICANS MAN JUST. HUMPH. Gun deaths increase, next thing you know... Anarchy. No I don't mean that one racist show sons of anarchy.
Furthermore, don't u hate it when people, specially gurls don't reply to ur text smh bruh. Took all that time to impress and takes em like 3yrs to reply. Oh well, another chapter another huge ash rant. Quick shout out to jade131313, a white girl who likes 21 pilots like the rest. Jk jk, lol but this should clear things up a bit.
LHh, Baldwin and McKinnon were spot on. Ahh SNL, live long👏😆 and more vids yet too come..
In da meantime, let's explore both thr psychology of this new persona and the destruction of the old one, which really doesn't make any sense because that's what won him all the Grammy's
Actual/Official Conclusion
Ahh, Wattpad is indeed life and forget about our simplistic ways we call our past and embrace our future with optimism by means of our access to new info via social media or just the ease of the Internet ig. Glorious, is it not? Until next time.. And I hope you enjoyed and heeded my multiple warnings. Have a great rest of the year. Won't be back for some time? Or will dis Mon be? Depends... If DA boi was listening to Hendrix in his basement. HYAAAH😂😂😂!!!!! Pssh, who said this chapter wasn't going to be jam packed? #staywayfromthey lol.