New Romantics. [1]

By judesphoenix

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Four friends, Sage (River Phoenix), Jake (Corey Haim), Kara (Carlson Young), and Harley (Crystal Reed) tear i... More

00. Cast + Social Media
0.5. Television Show Intro/Theme.
01. Lord of Love.
02. the Chronicles of Sage's Golden Locks.
03. Hot Diggity Dog.
04. AceLovesMetallica.
05. Blocked and Reported.
06. Sage + Forgetting to Wear His Lucky Necklace = Police.
06.5 Updated Instagram Bios.
07. Wtf Is Kake?
08. Guys With 'M' Names Suck.
09. Sensei Miles.
10. the Invader of the Sleepover.
12. Glasses and Bucket Hats.
13. Rip Sage.
14. Jack and Rose Part Two???
15. Chuck E. Cheese.
16. Accent? What Accent? Also Frick You, Suzy Hedge.
16.5. Character Aesthetics.
17. Red Hair Don't Care.
18. the Attack on Jake.
19. It's Cool Now, Guys.
20. Seriously Though...Boys With 'M' Names.
21. Howdy, Girlie!
22. Gmaw and Her Triangle.
23. the Bullies Were Right; He's Homeless Now.
24. It's Not Because of the Star Wars Sleeping Bag, Guys.
25. Sage Is A Classy Chap.
26. Kara AKA Minkus?
27. Nancy Holland the Savage.
28. the Fall of a Soldier.
29. Definitely On Her Radar.
30. The Man, the Myth, the Witty.
31. Harley Is Just Confused.
32. France, My Pants.
33. Minnesota or France?
34. The Clipboard Incident.
35. Lord of Love or Lord of Betrayal.
36. Breaking News: Jake Is Not Invited To Anything Anymore.
37. P U Double S Y Till I Die.
38. The End...For Now!
SEQUEL!

11. Power to the People.

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kara: what r u guyv doing next wellness?
kara: weekend*

lord of love: u ok

kara: sry harrd to type w 1 hand

harley holland: It's Sunday I haven't even thought about school tomorrow let alone next weekend
harley holland: Prolly nothing

lord of love: same

kara: wby sage?

Sage: coloring

kara: ?

Sage: I like to color ??

kara: well can u come 2 the all u can eat buffet w me downtown on saturday

lord of love: fUCK YES

Sage: what time?

kara: 6 pm

lord of love: ill be there 🔥

harley holland: Me too
harley holland: finna get some crawfish

Sage: I'm out

kara: aw y?

Sage: I will be coloring
Sage: and it'll make me upset to watch you guys eat animals

harley holland: Well when you put it that way...

lord of love: listen we'll bring u back a salad K

Sage: frick you Jakob

lord of love: no thanks I like Kara
lord of love: go like my pic on Instagram

harley holland: Pls don't it's ugly

lord of love: ^a lil

•••

jakeholland: i usually don't let Harleen have the spotlight but she was really disgusted with trump and his wife in this selfie therefore i cropped myself out
59 likes • 5 minutes ago

harleenholland: Well it's true. If they become the first family I'm riding the bayou out of America

jakeholland: don't think it works that way @harleenholland

karatreble: so pretty evn when she makes a stink face.

harleenholland: You butt kisser. This is me trying to find the truth in your comment 🕵 @karatreble

jakeholland: why do you roast yourself @harleenholland

harleenholland: I'm trying to be ricegum okay

karatreble: STOP^%!!!!

jakeholland: good luck, you have zero bars 🤔 @harleenholland

flowerpowersage: L @harleenholland

harleenholland: And you do, Jake?

jakeholland: yes. I sing beautifully in the shower @harleenholland

karatreble: what? no u don't ur awful

flowerpowersage: Kara would know

jakeholland: go eat a salad vegan boy @flowerpowersage

flowerpowersage: cmon man that's getting overused

karatreble: go oil ur golden hair ^^

harleenholland: ESSENTIAL OILS 10/10 @karatreble

jakeholland: don't turn on each other now

harleenholland: Pipe it up

jakeholland: fUCJING STOP HARLEY @harleenholland

jakeholland: I HATE WHEN YOU PLAY THAT SONG @harleenholland

karatreble: u guys have no chill

harleenholland: I get that you're mad at me but are you willing to watch Hocus Pocus with mom and me since we're not having a study session at Kara's house today

jakeholland: yeah sure I don't have anything better to do @harleenholland

flowerpowersage: um yes you do! Write more love letters to Kara

karatreble: what?

jakeholland: shut up... @flowerpowersage

acexdaniels: Screw Trumpt!!' Power to the people

harleenholland: yes sir @acexdaniels



•••

sOMETHINGS GONNA HAPPEN TO SAGE WHEN HE STAYS HOME TO COLOR NEXT SATURDAY AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE DEAD BC YOU PROBABLY SAW IT COMING SOONER OR LATER
IDK WHAT CHAPTER ITLL BE BUT ITS GONNA BE SOON FAM

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