FACEBOOK CHATS ≫ THE VAMPIRE...

By damonisdaddy

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a random collection of fictional chats between the wonderful characters of the vampire diaries. ↠may conta... More

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SPARKLEZ
EVERYONE LIKES STEFAN MORE
BUNNIES
WITCH BITCH
PLOT TWIST
OLDER MEN
OTP
BURN BABY BURN
HISTORY TEACHER
ASSHOLE=TYLERLOCKWOOD
PMS AND CHOCOLATE
STUPID BLONDE
HELP
NAIL
WHORE HAHA
WHICH SHIP!?
ELIJAHS FIRST..
FUCK
EYES
YOU IS ME
BAMON
MILF
KAI FUCKING PARKER
FOR A FRIEND BITCHES
BIEBZ
HALLOWEEN
MATH
OOPS YA FUCKIN IDIOT
69 PEOPLE
BIEBZ #2
RUE
KLAUS IS DADDY
BROTHER
#BONKAI AND ELENA IS STUPID
RIP DAMON SALVAWHORE
BACK AGAIN
JACOB SARTORIOUS
FINALS AND FUCKS
SUGAR DADDY AND UP ARROWS
STALKERS AND MORE UP ARROWS
DEREK HALE AND DECAPITATION
FIGHTS AND ART SCHOOL
SCOOTIE MCCUTIEEEEE
A/N
DABS AND CRINGE
NOT JUST A GIRL

POKÉMON GO AND SUMMARIES

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Stefan Salvatore updated his status: Anyone wanna go Pokémon hunting?

Katherine: Are you seriously playing that dumb ass game?

Damon: ^

Damon: wait.... DID ANYONE EVEN ASK YOU KATHERINE!!!!!1111111

Katherine: Kill yourself.

Damon: TRIGGERED IM TRIGGERED DJDKFNSKDNKD

Stefan: ......

Kai: OMG I PLAY THAT GAME! POKÉMON GO FOR LIFE!

Stefan: !!!!!!

Kai: Let's go hunting! The Grill is a pokéstop!

Stefan: ARE U SERIOUS!!!???

Kai: DEAD ASS

Stefan: I'll pick you up at 10!

Alaric: Wait didn't Kai die in season 6?

Damon: Yeah I karate chopped his head....

Bonnie: THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

Kai: Guys this is The Vampire Diaries... everybody comes back to life with some weird witchy voodoo but they always have some kind of life threatening consequence that ends up actually killing them.. until the next season.

Stefan: Okay Kai I'm here!

Kai: Okay bye guys!

Damon: Did he just summarized The Vampire Diaries seasons 1-7........

Elena: Well somebody had to say it....

Katherine: ^^^^

Damon: DID ANYONE EVEN ASK YOU KATHERINE!!!???

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