Numbers of strange (Josh Dun)

By heavydirtyunicorn

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Drunk Jish texts the wrong number and meets someone important But is it gonna last? Will a new frenship bloo... More

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Author's note

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12:24am
Kinda?

12:25am
Yeah

12:27am
How'd he take it?

12:27am
Um not so well I guess

12:28am
Did u have a fight?

12:29am
Yeah

12:30am
If it's gonna boost your mood I never liked the guy
12:30am
And I don't even know him

12:31am
Ur a dork Jishy

12:31am
Ur welcome
12:32am
Do u wanna talk about it?

12:32am
About u being a dork?
12:33am
Always

12:34am
Yeah well ur a silly
12:34am
But if that's what you prefer

12:35am
You're so generous thank u

12:36am
About that
12:36am
U never answered my offer

12:37am
?

12:38am
Don't ya wanna see the only human ever to last 2 months offline

12:39am
Ummmmmmmm not really

12:39am
Darn it

12:40am
Watch your language young man

12:41am
R u srsly calling me young man knowing I'm the old dude from family guy

12:41am
Whatcha gonna do
12:42am
Maybe show me ur face so I know ur really him

12:43am
So ur saying pics or you'll think I'm younger?
12:43am
Shoot, I wouldn't want that to happen

12:44am
Neither would I if I were u

12:45am
I guess ur not giving me much choice

12:45am
Nop.

12:46am
Only if u give me yours then

12:46am
Ooops, I think my camera just broke down
12:47am
But hey, u can still show me ur pretty face

12:48am
Well that wouldn't be so fair would it

12:49am
I want to know u
12:49am
I want to seeeeeeeee

12:50am
Well u already said hello so

12:51am
Don't make me laugh

12:51am
Fine but we'll taco about it later

12:52am
Did u just make a pun Jishy

12:52am
Yeah why, was it too...
12:53am
....corny?

12:53am
I told u not to make me laugh there are ppl here
12:54am
Dorkshua

12:55am
Where are u anyways
12:55am
Since ur in a bed but not yours

12:56am
Not important

12:56am
R u already with someone else Vivi?

12:57am
No, dork

12:57am
R u sleeping with ur mom

1:02am
I'm sleeping in a hospital

_________________________________

Bam.
Idk what happened here
It just sorta happened

But hey it's the 13th chapter so
Someone had to have bad luck guys

K

Stay street

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