Frequently Answered Questions: Brandon
Sup. Brandon here. Thanks for all the questions I've received, looking forward to answer them. I'll try answer honestly as well ;)
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1. What do you think is the best prank that you guys have ever done?
Uh, personally I think the prank where all five of us were involved was the best one for me. It's much more harder to keep your composure when there are other people around you which is really... entertaining.
2. Do you think you guys will ever get married in the near future? I've been fighting with my friend about this. I think you guys will, she doesn't think so!
Near future? Nah. Maybe when I'm around 30 or 31 then yes I wouldn't mind. I also wouldn't mind being a bachelor for the rest of my life as well. It depends if the right girl comes around, if you know what I'm saying. ;)
3. I was just wondering since you're the 'bad-ass' of the group then do you get more girls?
I'm not "badass", I'm just the one who gets into fights the most and well I don't really like following rules very much. Do I get more girls? I do date more than the other guys if that answers your question. Maybe I'm just naturally sexy?
4. What do you guys honestly think about dating? And any advice?
I think it's important not to jump from being friends to immediate boyfriend/girlfriend part. Date the guy for a while and see if he's a f*cking asshole or not. Am I allowed to swear here? Oh well, I just did.
5. What kind of music do you like? What type of girls do you go for?
The music I like tends to lead toward Rock and Alternative Rock. I'm not a big fan of heavy metal only a certain songs. I f*cking hate this new Miley Cyrus/Selena Gomez crap appearing.
Type of girls I go for changes all the time to be honest. I actually like if a girl is funny (not in the weird random way but generally funny). Looks wise, I don't really mind as long as she's not fake. Her boobs can be fake though, whatever.
6. Why do guys always talk about the size of their 'package'? I'm pretty sure no normal person cares!
Lol, I don't know how old you are but I'll just say sooner or later... size does matter. Wink wink.
7. My name is Mr. squirrel? I'm a retired orange. I am sorry to say that your account has been verified for the CSA (badword-sucking-addicts) and you can begin your adventure today! By clicking... here. You shall see that nothing has happened by now, and I thank you for your time!
I knew this question was useless when I read the first line and I just skipped to type an answer. This is now your answer. I hope you like it.
8. What is the most trouble you guys have gotten in for your prank calls? Or if you haven't gotten in serious trouble what is the worst thing someone has yelled at you?
We get sworn at a lot but that's the most trouble we've gotten in to. There's no cops knocking at our door... yet.
9. What do guys think when they cheat on someone? Like why? My ex did that, and I have no idea why.
Sorry about that. Every guy has the ability to cheat it really depends on whether he has the heart to. The saying "if a guy cheats once, he'll do it again" is completely true. Don't f*cking take your ex back unless you want revenge, then by all means... do so.
10. I have this girl that I'm almost 100% sure has a crush on me, and I've known her for a few years too, yet I want to only remain friends with her since I'm not interested at all; any tips of how to let her down easy and still be her friend? Did I mention that the biggest part of the problem that she knows that I'm gay too?
Apologize to the woman; tell her it's all your f*cking fault. Never pin the blame on her unless you want to get slapped. Been there, done that.
11. What color are your eyes? *Not in some creepy way.*I just love eyes. Who doesn't?This is Awkward for me to write.
I have Gunmetal-blue eyes. It's like a mixture between blue and gray. It is kind of piercing but not too bright.
12. Could you answer some basic questions so we know you better, like Reece did here: http://www.wattpad.com/2449904-wattpad-celebrity-interviews-interview-withe
Favorite Book: The only books in my bedroom are to do with cars or mechanics. Few porno magazines, nothing special.
Favorite Movie: Inception
Favorite TV programme: Dexter (I'm a sick motherf*cker)
Favorite Food: Steak... of course.
Favorite Drink: Non Alcoholic is Coca Cola. Alcoholic would be any beer.
Appearance: My hair is originally dark brown which looks black. I color it black though.
Birthday: July 8th, 1990. F*cking wish me happy birthday next year.
13. So like, aren't you supposed to be like the bad guy? You don't seem like a bad guy. You seem like a good dude. Anyway Random quessies...
1: What your favorite colour? Black and Navy.
2: Cats or Dogs? Dogs of course.
3: Are my spellings really bad? YES. ;)
14. Do you prefer skinny girls or curvy girls? And the nice girl or the party girl? I'm trying to get with a guy and I need guys' advice, thanks!
I like girls with booty. As for socially, I don't like a plain Jane but nobody wants some wild girl on the loose. In between with be perfection. I don't go for sluts, those kind of girls cause me to get into fights, know what I'm sayin'?
15. How do you guys come up with this stuff? I mean I get it Reece does all the uploading mostly and shizz but you yourself: What inspires you to do this crazy crap?
I mean we all watch youtube videos and browse the internet so sometimes our main ideas come up from there. Most of the random shit just pops in our head while we're doing the phone calls. Sometimes while I'm calling somebody, one of the guys would whisper ideas in the background as well and you seriously try your best not to f*cking laugh at the idea.
16. Why do most guys always think about looks and crap and btw Clyde ( if that's how to spell you name) Do you have any STD's. Roger: Keep trying and still sing out randomly. Dean: you and my friend Rhianna would get along nicely. And Brandon so I'm badass here lol. Reece....... HI
The only STD Clyde has is his brain. Reece is a dipshit. Dean always uses my shirts. Roger is currently blackmailing me over something, so that motherf*cker will pay.
17. How is the easiest way to ask a guy out? And how should you say it? I'm only 13 so can u please respond sensibly.
I always respond sensibly ;)
Easiest way is to find ways to talk to him and just always smile and laugh at his jokes. Also don't have sex until you're 31, that is my command, obey it.
18. Since you're supposedly the badass one what's the worst thing u did?
I once threw a chair out of Reece's dad's shop window. Long story BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I swear.
17. How do you know if a boy likes a girl?
If he talks to you a lot and subtly flirts with you then he likes you. Also if he tends to irritate you, he might be crushing on your ass.
18. Have u ever kissed another boy. Lol, not that I'm against gay people but have you?
No I'm straight not bicurious. Have you ever kissed a girl? Did you.... videotape it?
19. Out of all of the guys, if you had to...which would you date?
Motherf*cking Clyde.
20. Why won't you tell us where you live, or at least post a picture? Will there ever be an "Unveiling of The Boys"?
If you want our emotional secrets exposed then we gotta cover our physical appearance, that's the only way it works. ;) Also we're all ugly.
Cheers,
Brandon ;)