We made it back on the boat and it was already dark again. It's so crazy time is going by fast on this island.
"Why no one would live here?" I asked.
"Well I mean you could go and take people's food in the future or past or present but the bugs swam late at night and that's why people come in the day or you'll need a necklace and you know it's like being on an deserted island ya know." Selma says.
"Makes much more sense." I told her.
"So basically if any other land was gone maybe living here would be an option maybe." She shrugged.
"Well it's already dark again." I said.
"Couple session time." She winked.
"No, just friends."
"The denial is strong with you."
"What? No." I laughed.
"If ya like em, then ya like em. It's obvi." Selma says.
"How?"
"Lets see, should I even go into detail?" She says as she sits on her bed and crosses her legs.
"I don't okay. We're just at a friend rate."
"Bet y'all gon fuck in two more days." She laughed.
"No."
"Yes."
"No selma."
"Yes Pashion." She nodded her head.
"Nope."
"Yup."
"Nah."
"Yah."
"Na-uh."
"A-huh."
"Never-"
"Forever."
"Hell no."
"Hell yeah."
"Fuck no."
"Fuck yeah."
"No thanks."
"Yeah thanks."
Dammit how many does this girls have.
"No-no-no."
"Yes-yes-yes!" She said.
"Never ever."
"Forever and ever."
"No ending."
"Happily ever after."
"Ugh!"
"I win." Selma smiles.
"I guess." I folded my arms and laughed.
"Awe I'm still betting. You know I have a bet on that. I want my thousand dollars."
"Thousand dollars!?"
"Yeah i bet like ten people one hundred each and I know I'm get it." She smirked and snaped her fingers then made a cigar with a business suit on her appear with a hat on her head.
"Why not my sister?" I asked.
"Her and august they too easy. You in real real denial like really really." She laughed and I threw a pillow at her.
"Girl this outfit is expensive. I took that I was right money from my sis and brought this." She said.
"Well, when will you get a man?" I asked.
"Something called- oh we should do karaoke!" She said.
"On a ship as people sleep?"
"Sound proof I made this room. I love sound proof rooms." She says.
"Fine."
"Good me first." She says as she snaps her finger and turn the room to a bar with a stage and mic.
Selma walked out with her suit and there was people watching. She got the mic and started to sing "Used To Love U." By John Legend. No fair she used his actually voice! She cheated!
She started to moving around and had the background singers and everything. I can't help but laugh.
This girl is a mess.
When she finished she bowed and then smooth criminal played. She started doing Michael Jackson's moves. She did splits and his kick. I was too done when she did the moonwalk.
I just laughed and shook my head. Watch she gon be like I'm hungry after.
When she finished she poofed herself at the bar drinking two drinks.
"I'm thirsty." She said.
"I can see."
"Well karoke over I win."
"Oh-"
"Wait- i got one more song!" She said as she poofed back on stage and started to sing Fine China and i just laughed as she used his voice and not hers. She dancing to it too. I cant with Selma.
She finished and bowed then zapped back to her seat then had a meal and had wine.
"Wow selma." I said.
"Yeah let's change this room theme." She said as she zapped the whole room into a hotel room with two bed.
"I'm going take a shower." I told her.
"Okay and I know Ant would enjoy that." She said.
"No!"
"Ya!"
I went took my shower and had my pajamas on.
"I feel great." I smiled.
"For ant." She scoffed.
"It's like you want me with him?"
"I want a mini ant or mini pashion of course and they're gonna love me!"
"No mini ants or mini pashions are not coming."
"I bet give it a month."
"I dont a mini ant." I wined.
"So mini pashion?"
"Not with him." I said.
"You have no other option." Selma says.
"Ugh." I said as I put my face into the pillow.
"You like a little, y'all little bonds." She says.
"Yall gonna have cute babies." Selma smiled.
"Selma where's yo babies and your man?"
"Give me to 3-7 business days." She says as a book appears and she has her glasses on then flips the pages.
"Wow." I laughed.
"I always wanted-"
"Kids."
"Not what I was gonna say." I laughed.
"I bet."
"No."
"Well what you want?"
"Well to travel back home."
"Why? Oh that reunion coming up."
"She says."
"That highschool one?"
"Yeah in a next year."
"Mh, girl not even married have kids."
"Selma!" I laughed.
"Mh, Tai shouldn't be talking, she a pizza delivery girl with six kids for four different men." Selma says as she sips on her tea.
"I wonder if she gonna go rent a dress and a rent a fake date and a fake ring and make fake wedding pics and family pics and all that."
"Mhum she will, give her til December." Selma says as she sips on her tea and again then turns into kermit.
"You're-"
"I know. I'm having the moment." She says.
"Go on ahead." I laughed.
"So Chris is gonna be there but will see you." She says.
"Ugh." I groaned.
"Just joking he aint goin."
"Why?"
"Said to much." She says.
"Please?"
"Fine he will be working that night and moving."
"Ugh." I said.
"Maybe it's a sign." She says.
"No ant drove him away." I said.
"Well."
"I cant focus as your kermit."
"I know huh? Ima cute kermit." She says and I laughed.