Sage: guys
Sage: the fuzz are at my house
harley holland: Oh fuck the cops
Sage: THATS WHAT I SAID TO ACE
harley holland: well what did you do??
Sage: I have no idea. They're talking to my grandma
Sage: also did you know that people think I sell crystal meth
Harley holland: Sorry to break it to you but your IG bio kinda lets on that you sell "rocks/crystals" and that's a little suspicious
Sage: aw shit they're just healing rocks
Sage: I'm just trying to not be suspicious right now
harley holland: Tell me what's happening
Sage: I'm itching my eye
Sage: I'm standing behind my grandma and ignoring one of the police men staring @ me
harley holland: Are you wearing your lucky necklace? The one you were wearing when I came over?
Sage: NO!! SHIT THIS ALL ADDS UP
Sage: my grandma just shoved me out of the room. I'm just trying to be cosmic...
harley holland: ooooooooo booooyyyy you're gonna be a wanted man
Sage: shut up I know
Sage: no one is telling me anything
harley holland: I wonder where Jake and Kara are 🤔
harley holland: What if they tipped you off
Sage: pft there's nothing to tip off (I think??)
Sage: I stole a lizard once but I don't think this is why the fuzz are visiting
Sage: can I ask you a favor
harley holland: Sure dude
Sage: can you come and pick me up? even though its a Wednesday night... Cops scare me
harley holland: UR A TURD SAGE IM LAUGHING AT U
harley holland: but yes I'll pick you up. we can eat grilled cheese at my house
harley holland: oh wait UR VEGAN
Sage: JUST BECAUSE IM VEGAN DOESNT MEAN IM THE ANTICHRIST
harley holland: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
harley holland: HQHHSKCOVLDKSNANANQKWOEPE
Sage: WHATS GOING ON
harley holland: SAGE IM SCREMAING SO HARD
Sage: WHY
Sage: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
harley holland: IM RUNNING TO MY CAR
harley holland: OK SO I HAD TO GET MY CAR KEYS FROM JAKES ROOM SINCE HE BORROWED MY CAR EARLIER OR WHATEVE R AND FUCK I SAW KARA AND HIM ON HIS BED AMD THEY WER E REALLY VLOSE
Sage: WAIT WAHT
Sage: HOW CLOSE ? DEFINE CLOSE!!!!!
harley holland: THEY WER ELOOKING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES AND LIKE LEABING IN OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT I LOVE IT
Sage: MY SHIP MY FUCKING SHIP GET HERE IMMEDIATELY HARLEY SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENED
harley holland: OK IM STARTING MY CAR
harley holland: HWAT DO U MEAN SHOW U WHAT HAPPENEDb?!
Sage: NOT DEMONSTRATE
Sage: DONT GET IT TWISTED
Sage: HOLY SHIT OKAY
Sage: I BET YOU THEYRE MAKING OUT RIGHT NOW..!.!.!.&& SORRY ILL LET YOU DRIVE BUT GET HERE ASAP
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harley holland: JAKE
harley holland: KARA
kara: 🙄😳
lord of love: hey where are you?
Sage: SHES WITH ME
lord of love: why?
harley holland: LONG STORY KIND OF NOT REALLY BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER
harley holland: WE'RE AT THE PARK RIGHT NOW
kara: um
Sage: so did you guys kiss ;)
Sage: a little smoochy smoochy
lord of love: why do you want to know hippie
kara: ugh we almost did but we talked about it and it's cool now. okay?
harley holland: Okay...
harley holland: so you're dating?
Sage: pls
harley holland: Because I don't need you guys making out in our house. The lord is watching
harley holland: ?
Sage: it's been like five minutes are you guys making out
kara: no.
Sage: no to making out or no to dating?
kara: yes.
Sage: ????
harley holland: Fuck it I'm climbing a tree hit us up when you figure out your romance
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*sage voice* a little smoochy smoochy