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You have four new iMessages from Thomas Brodie-Sangster.
Thomas: hey, I apologize for last night. I wasn't exactly myself
Thomas: I hope you can forgive me??
Thomas: I'm really sorry
Thomas: it's dylan's fault I swear
Artemis: s'kay
Artemis: but i wanna know something
Thomas: yeah?
Artemis: did you really mean what you said?
Thomas: art, I said a whole bunch of things yesterday
Artemis: about me being cute
Thomas: well, I don't exactly know what you look like
Thomas: I don't have an instagram account to follow you with
Thomas: selfie??
Artemis: hell nah
Thomas: if I send one back?
Artemis: hmmm
Artemis: maybeee
Thomas:
Artemis: sHIT I WASN'T PREPARES FOR THAT
Artemis: why do you look so weird tho
Thomas: because it's ten am here
Artemis: oh right
Artemis: well
Artemis: here goes nothing
Artemis:
Artemis: i swear i'm not that weird-looking all the time
Thomas: okay yeah my friend is very cute
Artemis: aww thanks
Thomas: you know, I miss you calling me dick and stuff
Artemis: why the hell would you miss that?
Thomas: I don't know, I think maybe because that's how we became friends
Artemis: yeah, because i was mean to you because you made me cry in death of a superhero
Thomas: I am not apologizing for that, I loved that film
Artemis: honestly same
Artemis: but i was watching it just for you and then you died and then i got mad and tweeted you
Thomas: you were watching it just for me?
Artemis: no, i was watching it because i have a thing for movies that make me cry a river
Thomas: right...
Thomas: you know, I wouldn't be surprised
Artemis: dick
Artemis: i actually had a celebrity crush on you
Thomas: had?
Thomas: ouch
Artemis: that's because it's a normal crush now [ERASED]
Artemis: i mean...who'd like YOU?
Thomas: true
Thomas: but if someone can like you, then someone can like me too
Artemis: honestly you're too special for anyone to like you
Thomas: thanks?
Artemis: that was an insult
Thomas: you're off your game, artemis
Thomas: get on a bench
Artemis: rude
Artemis: gtg now
Artemis: adieu, loser
Thomas: bye, meanie
[#thomart]
[ps i just realized i wrote literally half of this book (aka 26 chapters) in three days. whole shit.]