June 13th, 2016 - Family and friendzones.
Teni: Luke I swear to god if you tag me in one more meme I will not hesitate to fucking block you
Teni: your fans are flipping shit and sending me hate bc you're tagging me in MEMES
Luke: it makes me laugh
Teni: send them to me via Instagram DMs
Teni: quit tagging me
Teni: I think your fandom is about to lose their fucking minds
Luke: sry
Luke: how have you been
Teni: good good. I been spending a lot of time with my dad recently
Luke: you a daddy's girl?
Luke: ;-)
Teni: my mother is dead
Luke: OH SHIT
Luke: TENI ARE YOU SERIOUS
Teni: yeah she died from ovarian cancer when I was eleven so it's cool now
Luke: oh my god
Luke: oh jeez I am so so sorry I didn't know
Teni: don't worry about it you had no way of knowing
Teni: it was a long time ago. my dad and I have adapted
Luke: Mama Hemmo will happily take you in if you ever need a mother
Teni: how's your dad
Luke: my mom left him about three years ago
Luke: he eventually reached a point where he was just too trashed to yell at us, so I guess he became less harmful as the years went on
Teni: I'm really sorry Luke :/
Luke: nah I was so happy when we finally left that asshole
Luke: my brothers and I celebrated for weeks
Luke: besides, Liz is the best parent I could ask for, I don't need another one
Teni: that's how I feel. my dad and I are basically best friends
Teni: we washed the cars in the rain a few hours ago
Luke: sounds wet, cold, and overall ineffective
Teni: it's fun ok fuck u
Teni: I don't get cold, I'm dead inside
Luke: try ravioli
Teni: actually we're making pancakes with chocolate chips and m&ms and chocolate syrup on top
Luke: are you purposely trying to give yourself a heart attack
Teni: would you please let me be fat and disgusting in peace
Luke: no I want to be fat and disgusting with you
Teni: that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me
Luke: is it more romantic than the heart emoji on club penguin?
Teni: not quite but it's a close second
Luke: I've always been so good with words
Luke: clearly I'm really good at flirting with beautiful girls online
Teni: awh Luke I can help you out, then you can flirt with whoever you'd like. who are you trying to flirt with?
Luke: no one lol. I just want to get a club penguin girlfriend
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@luke_is_a_penguin tweeted: FUCK
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SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED AHAHA THIS CHAPTER JUST SHITS BACKGROUND INFORMATION ALL OVER YOU
ps I know that I didn't include a tweet in the last chapter but i thought the chapter was too long
HAVE A DAY/NIGHT