Laktiu: Welcome back! Last time, we went to good old Super Star Island, where competitors- You know what, so.. Where outta time... Hehe. ON TOTAL, DRAMA, MUSHROOM TOUR!
*intro song*
In first class:
Roy: I love first class!
Lemmy: It's awesome!
Iggy, Ludwig, Morton: Zzzzzz...
Roy: *laughs*
Wendy: I don't see what's funny about that.
Larry: Same.
In loser class:
Mario: Loser class AGAIN?! We really need to actually win a challenge...
Toad: We're trying to!
Kamek: UGH.
Bowser: I hate loser class.
Lakitu over loudspeaker: Everyone, come to the dining hall for a surprise!
At the dining hall:
Toadette: What's the surprise?
Lakitu: Glad you asked! Starting now until the end of this season, whenever you hear a Ding Ding! Sound, you can continue what you are doing (for example the challenge) but, you must sing!
Luigi: SING?!
Lakitu: Yep.
Peach: But what about lyrics?
Lakitu: You have to make up your own! So.. Yeah. Now, everyone back to loser and first class.
Everybody: *starts walking back*
Lakitu: WAIT! I have one more surprise for you.
Bowser Jr: Oh my gosh, what could you possibly-
Ding Ding!
*music starts*
Luigi: *taps foot*
Daisy: 🎶 I'm tall,
Bowser: 🎶 I'm big,
Bowser Jr: 🎶 I'm young,
Roy: 🎶 I'm awesome...
Wendy: 🎶 Did you really have to say that...
Roy: 🎶 I did,
Wendy: 🎶 I hate you, I'm gonna kill you...
Lemmy: 🎶 Wendy please don't fight with Roy...
Luigi: 🎶 I... Oh I... I've got problems with Mario... Problems with Mario.
Mario: 🎶 Trust me... Oh trust me.. I have the same problem, but he is more annoying!
Peach: 🎶 So come... Please join us, *rolls eyes* on this crazy place...
Iggy: 🎶 So hush now Peach... Let me win this million coins.
Ludwig: *grabs Lakitu's papers* 🎶 It... It says here, that all contestants... Must sing.. *hands papers to Larry*
Larry: 🎶 Or... Or else, it results in... automatic drop of shaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: 🎶 YEAH!
Lakitu: *claps* Wow. Ok, back to first and loser class, were landing!
Later:
Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom carnival!
Koopa: What the....
Lakitu: Yeah... As you see, this place is crowded. So... *flies to the other side of the carnival* YOUR FIRST PART OF THE CHALLENGE IS TO FIND ME!
Kamek: This is stupid.
Bowser: We're not kids.
Lemmy: Whatever. Let's go.
Roy: Hey look! Funnel cakes!
Koopalings: Yummy!
Bowser Jr: Let's go! I'm hungry!
Roy: Hello. We would like 100 funnel cakes...
Later:
Mario: We won!
Peach: Yay!
Lakitu: The mushrooms get first place!
Lemmy: *munches*
Roy: Mmmm... Ok. Let's find Lakitu!
Bowser: *gets trampled* AHHHH!!! STUPID PEOPLE!
Laktiu: The Koopas take second!
Bowser: NOT AGAIN!
Kamek: NOOOOOOO!!
Goomba: UGH.
Koopa: *slaps forehead*
Lakitu: Your second part of the challenge is to come over here...
Peach: What?!
Mario: That's it?
Laktiu: No. I'm just leading you to the less crowded part of the carnival.
Lakitu: Now, the last part of the challenge is to eat 100 pounds of cotton candy! First team to finish ALL of their cotton candy wins! Mushrooms, you won the last part of the challenge. You can have 3 eaters. Koopas, 2 eaters. And Team Blitz, only one person may eat.
Okay! On team Mushroom Mario, Toadette, and Yoshi will be eating! On team Koopa, Roy and Morton, and on team Blitz, Kamek.
GO!
Roy: Morton, I'm loving this!
Morton: Same! *munches really fast*
Roy: *munches really fast*
Kamek: UGH. Why do I have to eat THIS?! Why did you guys pick me?!
Laktiu: The Koopas finish and are in first class, again!
Morton: WOOHOO! *high fives Roy*
Wendy: You did it, guys!
Yoshi: We're done!
Lakitu: Wow! Team blitz is voting someone off! Again!
On the plane:
Lakitu: You guys know the drill. Now please, cast your votes.
After votes are casted:
Lakitu: You guys did really bad today. Overall, Shy Guy and Fly Guy, I'd say you two are the only ones who didn't make mistakes.
Fly Guy: Well Lakitu I-
Lakitu: No one wants to hear it. *throws bags at Shy Guy and Fly Guy*
Fly Guy: Yes!
Shy Guy: Fly Guy we did it!
Lakitu: The next bags go to...
-Goomba
-Koopa
Two left. Bowser, you were not a help to your team today, leaving them behind half the time. Kamek, you refused to eat cotton candy, literally costing your team the challenge. And the final bag goes to-
Bowser: It's fine. *gets up and starts walking toward exit* I had a good time.
Lakitu: BOWSER!
Bowser: Really? Yay! I changed my mind, I'm not leaving.
Kamek: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Lakitu: Whoops. Looks like we're out of time. *pushes Kamek off*
Kamek: AHHHHH!!!
Lakitu: And that leaves Team Blitz with one less contestant! What will happen next time? Find out here, on Total, Drama, Mushroom Tour!