Wattroker's Life~Ongoing

By storyzrok

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Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Annoying things On Wattpad
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
The Past
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Haters (not a rant)
Things I Love On Wattpad
Do NOT Mess With ME.
LISTEN UP DUDOS
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
2015!!! A New Start
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tears Of Grief.
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
WE WANT PEACE
MUSLIMS?
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
A NEW TWIST
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
STRENGTH
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
#NOMOREBULLYING
Struggles For Lazy Girls
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Greed
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.
British Accent
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Desi Problems (Again)
Things Only British People Understand
Things Only Desi Girls Understand
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
The Ultimate Mash Up
Questions and Quite Interesting Answers
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Earthquake
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
To Succeed
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
What British Muslims Really Think
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping

Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

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By storyzrok

It's For Laughs Friday everyone, time to CELEBRATE. *moon walks to success*

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about welcome and sit back and relax. For Laughs Friday is basically Friday, but I call it for laughs because every Friday I update a comedy post/rant on "Wattroker's Life" , being comedy book and written by me , you'll basically die of laughter, because, seriously, I'm hilarious right?!

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Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

1. Not knowing how to make your hijab look "stylish"

2. Wanting to wear hoodies 24/7 but having to wear an abayah with it.

3. Not being able to wear a baseball hat on your hijab.

4. People mock you when you say "I rap" or yeah, "I'm more of a tomboy"

5. When you say stuff like "Imma slap yo face dawg," in public, you get weird looks.

6. People underestimating your strength.

7. Having to be polite (but you end up sounding rude anyway).

8. People laugh at you and say you're going through a phase. Like hell naah, I've been doing graffiti and rapping since I was nine gurl.

But let's face it, we the best.

There you go, hope you had lots of laughs this Friday, don't forget to check out my other books, and hashtag #RedefiningMentalHealth on twitter facebook etc.

Cherries, chocolate and strawberry cupcakes.

storyzrok

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