12:01AM JULY 4
(1 NEW NOTIFICATION)
(AURA SENT A MESSAGE TO YOUR GROUP)
Aura:
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY
(sent 1 attachment)
Seabass:
What the fuck
Who is that
Aura:
ur mom sexy seabass
Mackie:
BUUUURRRRRNNNN
Seabass:
Wow classy Aura
Is it a meme
I bet it's a meme
Aura:
of course its a meme who do you think i am
i welcome every holiday with a meme
Mackie:
Aura
Are you even American?
Aura:
i dont need to be american to celebrate
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM
Seabass:
Wait you aren't American?
What are you?
Mackie:
You're impossibly fast and strong
Your skin is pale white and ice cold
Your eyes change colour
And you speak like you're from a different time
You never eat or drink anything
You don't go out in the sunlight
How old are you?
Aura:
idk like twelve probably
Mackie:
How long have you been twelve?
Aura:
since i turned twelve
Mackie:
Do you want me to say it?
Out loud?
Aura:
say what?
Mackie:
Vampire.
Aura:
YOU WERE QUOTING TWILIGHT THAT WHOLE TIME
WHAT THE FUCK MACKIE
YOU HAVE TOO MANY ISSUES MAN
Mackie:
Guilty pleasures Dunkirk
Get some.
Seabass:
Well since nobody asked for a Twilight quote
Where are you from Aura?
Aura:
when a mom and a dad love each other very much
Seabass:
Dude
Aura:
dudette
Seabass:
JUST TELL ME
JESUS CHRIST
WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Aura:
fuck
chill out
i was born in queens
moved to brooklyn when i was three
moved to wales with my dad when i was twelve
moved to manhattan when i was twenty cause of this marvel shit
now i'm back in brooklyn cause its a cool place
Seabass:
And here I was thinking I moved around a lot
Aura:
well id love to stay and chat but chris just fell asleep on my shoulder and it hurts
happy fourth of july
see you guys some time
Seabass:
wAIT WHAT
CHRIS IS AT YOUR PLACE
DID YOU GUYS MAKE UP
DID YOU GUYS MAKE OUT
WHAT HAPPENED
GIVE ME ANSWERS
Damn
Left me all alone
Mackie:
In spirit of Aura, I will say:
GET REKT
Seabass:
What is wrong with you