Funny or Die

By Matthew_Daniells

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The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy rea... More

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Vacation :D
Mouthology
Still paying XD
Genius >.<
Treat your girl right
3 kinds XD
Teachers XD
Lose pen=Death
Perfect day ^_^
When i die...
Still single XD
Let me sleep -_-
Serial killler O.O
1 day!!!
24 Hours!!?!!
Who's guilty here?
Long distance
You got male XD
Smaller by age XD
Bros before hoes? Nahhh
Don't expect perfection
Ghetto Ways To Die
What's Next!?!
Awkward Moments
How to keep a dumb-ass busy!
Chances of...
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lil wayne be like...
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Mom I'm pregnant...
WHAT FACEBOOK?!?!
Facebook hoe XD
Who else hates this?
Run B!tch Run!!!
Enie Menie!
I'm bad...
#Loner
Don't trip!
#RandomLaugh
No Place Like Home!
No more stamina O.O
Comment your month!
Niggahs be like
Teenager Facts
Google Maps
Drop out XD
YouTube
What time is it?!?
What day is it?
Big Sweaters ^_^
Remember when....?
Fairy!!!!
Comment!!!
WHAT?!?
Babysit!!!
STUD!!!
STOP!!!
Knock Knock!!!
Mine
Food & Sleep
Charging
MY cereal
Army women
To my future kids...
Who was there?
Slow down
Mom and Dad?
Stressed? Have desserts
3 Rules
Barbies!
I Hate You
Did you know?
Lower it!

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AHAHAHA XD I just wanted to let you know because I don't want complaining that what I post is "too sexual"






THE BLACK CONDOM


A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,"Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?" "Sorry sir," the owner responds, "but, we're all full." "Aw, please I really need some poon tang!" And the owner awnswers, "Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom." "Whatever," the man answers quickly and races upstairs. A few hours later the man comes down and says ''WOW"Wow, that was great. She didin't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?" And the owner answers, "Respect for the dead."

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