Haikyuu!! Crack

By sugadorable

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For all your Haikyuu!! needs, be them funny, angsty, happy, indecent, etc. More

Basic Info about Writer-chan
DaiSuga
TsukkiYama
KenYama
KuroTsukki
Oikawa
IwaOi
Bokuto
Tsukishima
KageHina
DaiSuga
Kuro
Kenma
Sugawara
AsaNoya
Suga
KiyoYachi
KiyoSuga
KuroKen
KageHina
Hinata
Kenma
Oikawa
Nishinoya
Tsukki X Reader
Team Moms
Christmas Play
Vampire AU (Karasuno)
Vampire AU (Nekoma)
Vampire AU (AobaJohsai)
Vampire AU (Fukurodani)
Vampire AU (Date Tech)
Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)
Foreigner AU (Karasuno First Years)
Height challenges
Bro
Random Akaashi hc
KageHina One-Shot
How Each Couple Tells the Team They're Dating
Ennoshita just got friendzoned
Music #1
Music #2
Cooking #1
Cooking #2
Cooking #3
Random conversation #1
Cooking #4
YES
Hmmmm
Alisaaaaaa
DaiSuga Fluff (one-shot?)
Cooking #5
Tmw
Carrying (Karasuno and Nekoma)
Carrying (Aoba Johsai and Dateko)
Fuuuuuuudge
Captain Song hc's
You know who's beautiful?
I don't have a problem
(Sad-ish) Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Akaashi Drabble
Next One-shot Poll
Bokuto One-shot
Lev One-shot
AsaNoya Texts
KuroKen Texts
Yamaguchi One-shot
Yaku One-shot
Saeko One-shot
Motivational Letter - Bokuto
Love Letter - Akaashi
Kiyoko Drabble
Haikyuu!! Season 3
Random headcanons
What to expect
ASK/DARE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS!
KuroKen Awareness Chapter
During Nekoma Practice
AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Kouji x Izumi Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Haikyuu Pick Up Lines
Lev Headcanons (SFW)
Oikawa Mini One-shot (NSFW ish)
Akaashi Headcanons (SFW)
Random Nekoma Headcanon
SPECIAL CHAPTER (&thank you)
Kenma Headcanons (NSFW)
BokuAka Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Tsukishima Headcanons (SFW)
S2 Ep25
BokuAka Songfic
QuizUp Karasuno Headcanons
BoKuro One-shot
Bokuto One-shot
Mini Kuroo One-shot
smol karasuno cheerleader
OiHina Headcanons (SFW)
KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)
another smol karasuno cheerleader
Suga One-shot
the volleydorks' fav LL! girls
TsukkiYachi Headcanons (SFW)
Important Questions
How they confess their feelings
AkaSuga Headcanons (NSFW)
Daishou One-shot (sin)
#ProtectYaku2k16
Random Bokuto Headcanon
Tendou One-shot
DaiSuga (not) One-shot
INO HIROKI
Naming (Kageyama Headcanon)
DAN (KenHina Headcanon)
When You're Sick (Karasuno)
Kenma One-shot (sin)
Oikawa Songfic
OiHina Headcanons (NSFW)
Captains as Vocaloid Songs
TsukkiYama One-shot
Cooking #6
Love Live/Haikyuu AU (hc)
tfw ideas (upcoming things: update)
KuroKen One-shot
Blueberry ♡ Train
Natsu does your hair
Akaashi One-shot
Bokuto Crack
WE DID IT
DaiSuga One-shot
Kageyama One-shot (sin)
Requests
Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
hugs
Kuroo One-shot
Suga (special) One-shot
Karasuno's talents
Nekoma's talents
pet names (Suga and Akaashi)
pet names (Bokuto and Oikawa)
Hinata Songfic
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 1/2)
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 2/2)
Tsukki One-Shot
YamaYachi One-shot
Suga One-shot
a/n
affection
OiHina One-shot
KiyoSae poly relationship headcanons
AsaNoya One-shot
MattsuHana Reader Poly (songfic)
support
TeruShou Headcanons
Tsukishima One-shot (sin)
things to think about when you're sad
KuroKen Fluff
things to think about when you're sad pt.2
scent headcanons
recolors
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot (alternate ending)
Cross Ship Poly One-shot
volleydorks and pet play
Kuroo One-shot
KageHina One-shot
KageKen One-shot
Suga ships
Kiyoko One-shot
how to get people to watch Haikyuu
KuroTsuki Poly One-shot (songfic)
more cracks
Kuroo One-shot
sleeping headcanons
cliché zodiac chapter
TsukiYama Not-shot
Alisa One-shot
UshiTen Reader Poly One-shot
IwaOi One-shot
IwaOi FLUFF
TsukkiYama Drabble
OiYama One-shot
i could not help myself
Random Imagines
Yes Boy (BokuAka)
How Long Will I Love You? (DaiSuga)
'No homo' (crack)
YakuLev One-shot
KuroKen (crack?)
random crack
fluffy imagines
KuroKen One-shot (pt.1)
KuroKen One-shot (pt.2)
Kenma Crack
Sugawara Birthday Special
grand finale crack

He Was Looking For a Princess (IwaOi)

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By sugadorable

happy birthday Iwa-chan!! I have no regrets about that picture either, it's staying.
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Oikawa Tooru had been searching for a princess all his life, refusing almost every girl in the process however. None of them felt right, like they would last. Everyone who came into his life seemed temporary.

He wandered from city to city, bar to bar, even strip club to strip club, yet nothing caught his attraction or attention for long. Yes there was the occasional one night stand, but that's all they were; a simple fling to distract himself from the aching spot in his heart that begged to be filled.

Honestly, the brunette had never felt like he 'loved' anyone. Maybe the typical "oh, she's cute," or "she'd probably be good in bed," because everyone has those thoughts. Relationships were a foreign concept, and even having people around him talk about their 'crushes' was awkward for Oikawa in a way. The worst was when he actually had a girlfriend. He acknowledged that it was his fault, but he just couldn't learn to love her. His focus went into volleyball, instead of her, and she couldn't stand it. The relationship was short, and not too sweet, but it was an experience so of course Oikawa learned from it.

Ever since the breakup the setter just tended to keep his heart locked away, keeping it out of harm's reach. The small affairs he got himself into were nothing, just a way of entertainment. And the bar visits were the same, just a break from the pain. Strip clubs were just a trick of the mind to tell himself that women could be attractive. None of his idle methods of pain-easing worked in the end, though. He still woke up crying in the middle of the night, he still had to fake that cheesy smile throughout the day, and he still had to kid himself that love was even a possibility in his life.

~

Oikawa's class reunion was fast approaching. 'May as well go,' the brunette thought to himself one evening, gathering up a nice suit and tie for the occasion. He was dressing to impress, seeing as he was the heartthrob of his class after all. 'And Iwa-chan will be there...'

If Oikawa had ever had feelings for anyone, and he was pretty sure he hadn't, it would have to have been Iwaizumi Hajime. The ace had always been good-looking, but Oikawa tricked himself into thinking that he was straight as a board long ago. So his feelings never blossomed and were instead smashed into oblivion, supposedly never to be felt again.

Like usual, the setter arrived fashionably late. Though he was pretty fashionable. Every girl he walked by was drooling in second (same) along with some of the boys. Makki and Mattsun greeted him close to the entrance, welcoming him with "here comes dat boi".

"Good to see you both too," Oikawa replied coolly, brushing the strands of hair out of his eyes.

"Oh, by the way Tooru," Makki addressed him.

"We're dating," Mattsun finished for him.

"So it's finally official?" a strong voice said out of nowhere, the owner standing just behind Oikawa.

"Iwa-chan!!" Oikawa cheered, turning around to face his best friend.

"Hey, Shittykawa," Iwaizumi laughed, greeting the overexcited brunette.

"Hmph!" Oikawa huffed, pouting as well. "I was all happy to see Iwa-chan but apparently he doesn't wanna see me."

"You overreact to everything, dork. C'mon we can go over to the corner and catch up," Iwa finally suggested, earning a real smile from Oikawa.

~

"And there's my number, okay? In case you ever just need me, because remember, I'm your mom," Iwaizumi said, handing Oikawa his phone back.

"Thanks, Iwa-chan," Oikawa genuinely said.

"BUT," Iwa started, "don't call me at 4 AM for a stupid reason, got it? You can wait till morning to tell me that Asuma Kousuke got a girlfriend. I do not care enough to be woken up that early."

~

3:41 AM

Iwaizumi was awoken by the ringing of his cell phone. 'What the hell does he want this early in the morning...'

He reluctantly answered his phone, brought to his senses by a sniffling Oikawa on the other side of the line.

"Oikawa..."

"I'm sorry Iwaizumi, I haven't slept for the past sixty-seven hours. I've been awake for more than three days now, and I can't get my mind to shut up," Oikawa profusely apologized, his voice still shaky from obviously crying not too long ago.

"Tooru, you need sleep, okay? Even if you can't keep your thoughts quiet, you have to pause them to at least get some rest. But if we're talking about it, what's been on your mind?" Iwa questioned.

"Okay, so I've always imagined myself having a fairytale ending, you know? But I'm a prince without a princess, a kingdom without a following. I've never even thought about a girl who would fit as my princess..." Oikawa admitted.

"You make a beautiful prince," Iwa commented while his friend took a breath.

"Hajime... I think I want you to be my prince."

"You see, this is worth waking me up at 3 AM for," Iwaizumi sighed. "Of course, I'd be honored to be your prince, my handsome king."

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