FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Percy's New Obsession

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 6/8/15: This chapter was edited on June 8.

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Percy Jackson has updated his status:

My new obsession: Minecraft

Comments:

Leo Valdez: What's that?

Percy Jackson: It's this video game I found while on twitter! People were talking about it

Leo Valdez: Hmm... I'm gonna take a look at it

Leo Valdez has updated his status:

Wow!! Minecraft is so fun!! I also love the redstone stuff, that's easy!

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Yeah, well, of course it'll be easy for you. You like to build stuff like that.

Leo Valdez: True..

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

Me hungry!!!!

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: Why are you talking like that?

Percy Jackson: What art thou talking about?

Annabeth Chase: Don't you dare pull a Zoë!!

Percy Jackson: Yo dawg, wat r u tlkin abt?

Annabeth Chase: Don't you remember Zoë? She was a Hunter of Artemis and then died!

Percy Jackson: I do indeed remember dear Zoë. She never really liked me, mainly because I am of the male race.

Annabeth Chase: Woah. Since when did you become smart?

Percy Jackson: What art thou talking about? Thee has always been smart.

Annabeth Chase: Here we go again...

Percy Jackson has posted a video. (Multimedia)

Comments:

Percy Jackson: What am I doing with my life...

Annabeth Chase: 10 Minutes long?!

Percy Jackson: There's a 10 hour version

Leo Valdez: COME ON, PERCY! I ACTUALLY HAD A GOOD SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD TODAY

Annabeth Chase, Nico di Angelo, and 467 others like this comment.

Percy Jackson: I'm going to be watching the 10 hour version!!

Luna has updated her status:

PERCY STOP PLEASE!!! I THINK IT'S A GOOD MOVIE BUT C'MON. 10 HOURS?! BREE AND I ARE TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP!

Bree likes cookies like this post.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Must... finish... 10... hour... version... 3... hours... left...

Luna: *eye twitch* LEO DO YOU HAVE ANY NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES?

Leo Valdez: Yes.

Luna: BREE AND I WILL BE COMING OVER TO BUNKER 9 TO GET THEM

Luna and Bree likes cookies have logged off.

Katie Gardner has updated her status:

Where's Travis? :(((

Comments:

Nico di Angelo: He may or may not be in the infirmary

Katie Gardner: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Nico di Angelo: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASSUME IT WAS ME?!

Katie Gardner: Okay, sorry. Who hurt Travis?

Nico di Angelo: I did! He called Luna a lunatic!

Katie Gardner: Nico, we need to have a talk about not hurting others!

Nico di Angelo: Okay, so if I get in trouble for hurting someone, shouldn't the Ares cabin get in trouble as well?

Clarisse la Rue: NO!

Ares, Mark, and 15 others like this comment.

Nico di Angelo: Wow, really?

BananaJump has updated her status:

I'm so close to having 30 pages! And I know, I updated already today, but I really want to enter as soon as possible so I don't forget to enter before the deadline.

Anyways, I'll probably be updating one or two more times today to get to the 30 page minimum.

This chapter is dedicated to tmifangirl56.

Dedication goes to a commenter! :)

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