π–˜π–ˆπ–—π–Žπ–•π–™π–Šπ–‰ ⋆ chris evans

By gholyhost

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aura dunkirk is a giant nerd who pretends to hate everybody including her one true love social medi... More

|| introduction ||
chapter one || #twitterfights
chapter two || #slothisnotasin
chapter three || #firstdayback
chapter four || #classicgroupchat
chapter five || #indirect
chapter six || #aintyourmothersromance
chapter seven || #memewar
chapter nine || #dieting4days
chapter ten || #celebnews
chapter eleven || #awks
chapter twelve || #roast
chapter thirteen || #onscreencrush
chapter fourteen || #datenight
chapter fifteen || #freedommemes
chapter sixteen || #happybirthdaysteve
chapter seventeen || #plusone
chapter eighteen || #timetofight
chapter nineteen || #auragetsinsta
chapter twenty || #brothergoals
chapter twenty-one || #shedemon
chapter twenty-two || #shithitsthefan
chapter twenty three || #scare
chapter twenty-four || #texts
chapter twenty-five || #trashnews
chapter twenty-six || #asskicking
chapter twenty-seven || #talktime
chapter twenty-eight || #almostover
chapter twenty-nine || #cutiepie
chapter thirty || #homecoming
chapter thirty-one || #interview
chapter thirty-two || #youfuckedup
chapter thirty-three || #shitindeed
chapter thirty-four || #whipped
chapter thirty-five || #waffledate
chapter thirty-six || #deadflowers
chapter thirty-seven || #returnofthegroupchat
chapter thirty-eight || #jaredleto
chapter thirty-nine || #outinthecity
chapter forty || #bitches
chapter forty-one || #thewarbegins
chapter forty-two || #chrischucksashit
chapter forty-three || #article
chapter forty-four || #anxietystrikesback
chapter forty-five || #moreinstagram
chapter forty-six || #realtalk
chapter forty-seven || #dating???
chapter forty-eight || #birthday
chapter forty-nine || #mmmmbestfriend
chapter fifty || #suspicious
chapter fifty-one || #partyday
chapter fifty-two || #birthdayposts
chapter fifty-three || #celebritynews
chapter fifty-four || #confirmed
chapter fifty-five || #breakthemup
chapter fifty-six || #holiday
chapter fifty-seven || #romanticgetaway
chapter fifty-eight || #wigglydick
chapter fifty-nine || #smolsons
chapter sixty || #hellafine
chapter sixty-one || #pretty????
chapter sixty-two || #strippers?
chapter sixty-three || #bachelorette
chapter sixty-four || #herecomesthebride
chapter sixty-five || #cutiechris
chapter sixty-six || #2smol
chapter sixty-seven || #honeymoonshitposting
chapter sixty-eight || #somenews
chapter sixty-nine || this is the last one

chapter eight || #premiere

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By gholyhost


06:29PM 28TH JUNE

(1 NEW NOTIFICATION)

Aura messaged the group


Aura:

hey what time are we supposed to be at the age of ultron premiere?


RDJ:

30 minutes.


Aura:

well shit

im lying on my couch covered in dorito dust


Mackaroni:

I didn't know Chris got incinerated


Christopher:

Ha ha very funny Mackie

Do you even have a dress Aura?


Aura:

no

can u lend me one


Christopher:

Oh yeah of course

Let me see what I've got in my closet


Aura:

wow gotta love sarcastic evans

is lizzie here

can she be my date


Aura added Elizabeth Olsen to the group

Aura changed Elizabeth Olsen nickname to Lizzie



Lizzie:

No take someone else


Mackaroni:

Maybe you should take Chris


Aura:

mackie nobody asked for ur opinion

also why would i take chris isnt he taking agent 13 whatever her name is


Chris:

Why would I take Emily


Aura:

why wouldnt you take her?


RDJ:

Is somebody cooking?

Because I smell beef.


Aura:

wow hilarious downey


ScarJo:

Why would Chris take Aura

Why would Chris take Emily

Why would Chris take anyone 

He's a strong, independent woman


Chris:

FINALLY somebody understands me


Aura:

im so confused


Mackaroni:

Why is my name Mackaroni?


Mackaroni changed his nickname to Mackie



FROM CHRIS TO ANTHONY:

Chris

Why would I take Aura to the premiere?


Anthony

Why not?

She's hot


Chris

Hey don't


Anthony

You don't think she's hot?


Chris

Obviously she's pretty

But why would I take her to the premiere?


Anthony


Chris

What

Where did you get that?


Anthony

I came by your trailer and you were making out

Curtains were open you aren't very discreet


Chris

It was a practise kiss 

We kiss in the movie


Anthony

What are you a middle schooler?

Who practises kissing

Don't let your dreams be dreams man just do it


Chris

I hang around her enough to know that's a meme

See you at the premiere


Anthony

You know I'll take her as my date if you don't


@auradunkirk

when u have 20 minutes to get to the premiere and theres no dress or makeup



@enews

Aurora Dunkirk has STUNNED at the premiere of Avengers: Age of Ultron


@chrisevans

RT: " @enews: Aurora Dunkirk has STUNNED at the premiere of Avengers: Age of Ultron"


@auradunkirk

apparently i STUNNED at the premiere well guess what this isnt the first time my taser has been to the red carpet



@robertdowneyjr

Cutie Alert: @auradunkirk @chrisevans

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