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This is different NetherNesia from the one that I asked your ideas. That NetherNesia is missing and I tried to redo it without the addings =w=
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Netherlands: Indië.
M!Indonesia: Don't call me with that name... And what do you want, Mr. Neth?
Netherlands: I just want to tell you something. Do you have time?
M!Indonesia: "Tell something", eh? Sure, but hurry, okay? And I hope it's important!
Netherlands: It's so important. I promise.
M!Indonesia: Okay... then, speak up.
Netherlands: Our fans shipped us.
M!Indonesia: .......
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Netherlands: ............*insert seme face here*
M!Indonesia: W-What's with that smirk?
Netherlands: *wiggled eyebrows* What do you think of that~?
M!Indonesia: What 'think'?
Netherlands: You don't understand, do you?
M!Indonesia: I think I don't 0.0
Netherlands: Man does stuff with man.
M!Indonesia: Ehh.... what?
Netherlands: *sigh* IT MEANS F*CK!
M!Indonesia: *gASP* WTF
Netherlands: I've seen a lot of dirty shits about us, now I'm feeling the same way as our fans' stories.
M!Indonesia: THERE'S DIRTY SHITS ABOUT US?!
Netherlands: *nodded and smirked*
M!Indonesia: Again, WHAT'S WITH THAT SMIRK?!
Netherlands: THIS IS CALLED "THE LEGENDARY SEME SMIRK"!!
_In a distance_
M!Myanmar: Oh, is that..?
M!Singapore: Well, aren't those guys Mr. Netherlands and Indonesia?
M!Philippines: Whoa! That's kinda rare!
Thailand: They're fightin' like hell!!
Netherlands: *tackled Indonesia* Just admit that you love me~
M!Indonesia: WHY THE HELL WOULD I ADMIT IT?! DON'T TOUCH ME, OLD MAN!! AND LET GO OF MEEEEEEE!!!
Netherlands: NOT BEFORE YOU ADMIT IT!! *Tickle attack*
M!Indonesia: GYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
M!Malaysia: ......0.0
Thailand: OH MY GOD IT'S A LOVE QUARREL!!! *brings camera*
M!Myanmar: Wait, aren't those two males?!
F!Laos: THE POWER OF YAOI!! *snaps shit loads of pictures*
F!Brunei: Yaois are bad, Laos!!
Netherlands: DATE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!
M!Indonesia: NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!
Netherlands: WHY WOULD YOU NOT?!
M!Indonesia: 'CAUSE WHO WOULD DATE A PERVY OLD STUPID MAN LIKE YOU?!
Netherlands: ...........
Thailand: Oh shiet-
M!Singapore: Th-This is getting intense...
F!Brunei: ...........=_=
M!Indonesia: Mr. Neth?! So-Sorry, I didn't mean it....!!
Netherlands: ...........
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Netherlands: .........QAQ
All: EEEEHHHHHHH?!
M!Philippines: Oh my, Mr. Netherlands is crying...!
Netherlands: ......Indië..... why..? *sobs*
M!Myanmar: What a gross sobbing- UMPH?!
F!Laos: *slaps Myanmar's mouth * SHHHHHHH
Netherlands: Indië.., no, Indonesia....... why did you reject me....?
M!Indonesia: ...Uhhh.... it's ummm..
Netherlands: ...do you... hate me...? QAQ
M!Indonesia: nO!!! I DON'T HATE YOU!!! I-I just didn't realize what I just said.....!
Netherlands: If... if you don't hate me, then.... You love me? *smiles*
M!Indonesia: N-No!! I don't love you, but I don't hate you..! It's hard for me to choose....!!
M!Philippines: This is.... so deep 0=0
M!Singapore: Shhh
Netherlands: Then.... I'll make you decide.
M!Indonesia: Eh?
Netherlands: *pulled Indonesia's arm for a kiss*
M!Indonesia: O_O
F!Laos: Just.... a little more...!!
M!Myanmar: *nosebleed* -,,-
Netherlands: .......
M!Indonesia: Mr. Neth-
M!Malaysia: The f*ck are you two bastards doing.
F!Laos: goDaMmiT,,,
Netherlands: Tch... The Malaysia...
M!Indonesia: Malay!
M!Malaysia: I asked what are you two doing.
Netherlands: .........
M!Indonesia: Mr. Netherlands pulled me and our faces was getting so close!
M!Malaysia: .....Did something land on your lips while you're doing that?
M!Indonesia: Eh? No, I don't think so!
M!Malaysia: Good.
Thailand: Again, Malaysia?!
F!Laos: GODDAMMIT
M!Malaysia: And as for you, Mr. Netherlands....
Netherlands: What are you going to do, huh little guy? You want to tackle me? Pffft.
M!Malaysia: Me? Oh, no, no! I just want to ask you that.
Netherlands: What?
M!Malaysia: My bro will finish this.
M!Indonesia: M-Me?
M!Malaysia: I leave the rest to you!
M!Indonesia: Uhhh.. okay!
M!Malaysia: *poof*
Netherlands: O-Oh....
M!Indonesia: I don't know what to finish, though....
Netherlands: T-Then.... As I was saying...
M!Indonesia: That males thingy, right? Then no! Male and male? Throw that image away! I wanna be a happy couple as a boy with a girl!
Netherlands: ...That's why I...
M!Indonesia: Huh?
Netherlands: ....THAILAND!!
Thailand: Y-Yes?!
Netherlands: Bring your tools.
M!Indonesia: *gASP*
Thailand: OMFG YESSSS I'M ON ITT!!!!
F!Laos: KYAAAAAA THIS AGAIN!! THAILAND, MAKE SURE YOU TURNED HIM NOW!!
M!Malaysia: .......oh.
Netherlands: ....Myanmar, Singapore and Cambodia, please hold him.
M!Cambodia: Don't you dare ordering me around. But sure.
M!Myanmar: ...This again..
M!Singapore: I'll bring the ropes.
M!Indonesia: NONONONONO!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! I SAID I DON'T WANNA LIKE A MILLION TIMES ALREADYYYY!!!!
Netherlands: This is for our own good. BILATERAL RELATION WE MUST!
M!Indonesia: GYAHHHHHH!!! NOOOO!!
Thailand: I BROUGHT THE TOOLS!!
F!Laos: OPERATION SET!
M!Singapore: Ropes found.
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M!Cambodia: Ready to tie.
M!Myanmar: Ready for anything!
M!Indonesia: You guys too?! M-Malaysia, Viet, Phili, Bruneiii!!!
Vietnam: ....0_0
M!Malaysia: 0w0
F!Brunei: I'm too tired.
M!Philippines: Um...
Netherlands: You shipped NetherNesia too, did you Philippines?
M!Philippines: .......Kuya Singa, give me the rope.
M!Singapore: Here.
M!Indonesia: PHILI?!
Netherlands: Give up already.
M!Indonesia: EWW NO!!
Netherlands: I did this for both of our sakes....
M!Indonesia: HELP ME!
Netherlands: It'll be better if you just be quiet... *leans closer*
M!Indonesia: YOU F*CKING IDIOT!!!! *slaps*
Netherlands: *heartbroken gasp*
M!Indonesia: *slaps again*
Netherlands: *gASPU*
M!Indonesia: *runs away to the sea*
M!Myanmar: ..................
M!Cambodia: ..................
FLaos: ....................
M!Singapore: Well that escalated quickly.
Netherlands: Why, world?! QAQ
Vietnam: Hm... Isn't Mr. Netherlands a bit... different, today?
F!Brunei: Now that you mentioned it....
Thailand: ONCE AGAIN THE OTP HAD BROKEN!!
F!Laos: GODDAMMIT!!
M!Malaysia: *pokes* And who would you be?
Netherlands: Me~? I'm that overly serious and stoic faced man called The Netherlands' 2P~!
M!Malaysia: Well that explains a lot.
Thailand: Why are you here?! And WHY did you attack Nesia?!
2P!Netherlands: Didn't you too? =_= I had passed your evil England's mirror and here I am! Ahh, the air here feels nice~! And I wanna mess with this Indië too, I even changed my clothes and painted my hair a li'l bit! but I didn't really expect he'll reject me big time... QAQ
M!Cambodia: Wtf so all of that was a big farce?
F!Laos: Awww.... ;-;
M!Myanmar: Damn you!
2P!Netherlands; Damn you too! Well, I have a good time. I'll see you guys later on~ *walks away*
M!Philippines: ....Wait a minute.
M!Singapore: Thailand, he hasn't answered your question.
Thailand: WHY IS HE HERE?!
_Amsterdam, Netherlands_
2P!Netherlands: Spain, Belgium~!
Spain: Oh, hey, Netherlands~!
Belgium: Big bro!
Romano: What the hell?!
2P!Netherlands: Aww, you guys look cute as always~
Spain: Eeeh? You're saying that as if you haven't seen us for a while!
Belgium: And you just went to the restroom a while ago!
2P!Netherlands: Oh, did I? Then I'll be going there again~ Excuse me!
Romano: .....(what... the fuck...)
2P!Netherlands: Oh, and Romano, nice boots ;)
Romano: 0_0" What the fuck?!
_Restroom_
Netherlands: *sigh*( I'm tired...)
2P!Netherlands: Goedenavond~!
Netherlands: -?! Y-You're...!
2P!Netherlands: Haha, my 1P is still a little stiff!
Netherlands: What do you want? And why did you dress like me?!
2P!Netherlands: I just wanna meet ya~!
Netherlands: What the hell, you came here just because of that? No wonder you're my 2P... complete opposite of me, exactly.
2P!Netherlands: Don't say that~! I just wanna greet you, Spain, Belgium, Romano, and of course, little Indië~! ^^
Netherlands: *gASP* You met Indië- I mean, Indonesia?!
2P!Netherlands: Yep~! And I did a little 'thing' to him~!
Netherlands: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
2P!Netherlands: Kissed' him. <lies ;)<
Netherlands: WHAT THE HELL *runs out of the restroom*
2P!Netherlands: How gullible! :D
England: *popped out of the window* 2P NETHERLANDS!!
2P!Netherlands: Ah, you found me~! And you could just walk from the door.
England: GET BACK TO YOUR WORLD IN INSTANT
2P!Netherlands: Okay!
England: W-Wha...? You just going to do that?
2P!Netherlands: Hm? You asked me, right?
England: No, I mean...
2P!Netherlands: I had enough fun here already. And I wanna go back to my world to pinch 2P Spain's cheek~!
England: ......You know he wouldn't like that.
2P!Netherlands: Of course! My point exactly. ^^
England: *sigh* You're completely different from our Netherlands....
2P!Netherlands: Not 'completely'! We both love our Indië! ^^
England: .....He would never say it directly, though he's a straightforward kind of person.
2P!Netherlands: I know, right?!
England: Okay, COME WITH ME
2P!Netherlands: Yes, yes!
_At the ASEAN Mansion_
Netherlands: INDONESIA!!
M!Myanmar: GYAAAH!!!
Netherlands: WHERE'S INDONESIA?!
F!Laos: You made him cry, Mr. Netherjerk!!
M!Cambodia: Oh wait, I think he's the real one.
Netherlands: WHERE. IS. INDONESIA.
Vietnam: He's staring at the sea for a quite while. Because of YOUR 2P.
Netherlands: Tch, that douche.....
Thailand: Bastard!! :C
Netherlands: I'll go there. Excuse me.
M!Myanmar: Jerkface! >:C
_at the sea_
M!Philippines: That is weird! :D
M!Indonesia: Ehehehe....
M!Singapore: Hm.
M!Malaysia: And then he snuck through the cave, and met the three feet tall cat! Finally, they-
Netherlands: INDONESIA!!
M!Philippines: Ah, Mr. Jerk!
M!Malaysia: Well hello there.
M!Singapore: Good evening.
M!Indonesia: Oh.!
Netherlands: What did that bastard do to Indonesia?
M!Philippines: Tackled him!
M!Malaysia: Nearly kissed him.
M!Singapore: And finally left him just like that.
Netherlands: .....Verdammt.
M!Indonesia: Huh? What are you guys talking about?
M!Philippines: Eeeh??
M!Singapore: He already forgot.
Netherlands: Uh...
M!Malaysia: Hush, hush. The situation was bad enough. Go away, please.
Netherlands: W-Wait, so my 2P just 'nearly' kissed him?!
M!Philippines: Yep!
Netherlands: ....Oh. T-Then vaarwel...
M!Singapore: lol he's definitely jealous.
Netherlands: Am not.
M!Philippines: NetherNesia is frikin' canon!! >:D
M!Malaysia: Huh.
M!Indonesia: 0_0)?