I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY. that's not enough, but I'M SORRY.
also, do you guys get notified with the updates? because I check this from time to time using ny 2nd acc and it's getting some errors lmao WATTPAD HATES MY BOOK :<
I'm worried, heh.
WATTPAD IS HATING ON MY BOOK AND THEN I BROKE MY BROTHER'S LAPTOP. YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO MY FUNERAL. BRING SVT PLS THANKS <3 lmao i'm so dead
-jee
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"We're going on a trip, in our favorite rocket ship, zooming through the skyyyyy, little jihoooon~~~!!" Boo sang as we walked our way to hell
"Fck you," Jihoon cursed
"We can't summon jihell right now," Hansol laughed with Boo.
We were all tired of walking nonstop. Seungkwan was contemplating on how the sun is evil for burning his "flawless skin"
"Wonwoo hyung, you got some sunblock?"
"hell no, why would I bring sunblock with me?"
Seungkwan just shook his head and kept on whining as we walked
"SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME AN OIL FREE MATTE SUNBLOCK, SPF 30!" he shouted
"Try this," Hoshi gave him one from his bag, earning glares from the boys
"Why do you have sunblock in your bag, hyung?" Hansol asked Hoshi, who just chuckled
"I got all sorts of products in my bag 24/7," he proudly answered
"Why?" Wonwoo asked him
"So i'll be ready in case Minseul needs it," Hoshi cheered
"Wow goals," Hansol muttered
"That's sweet, hyung but can you just feed them to Daein?" Seungkwan interrogated as he put the sunblock on
"Woah this smells nice, you know how to pick products!" he added
"Of course! I got good taste," Hoshi nodded, feeling proud
"Let's just go take a cab," I shrugged "I'm tired,"
"Just go ask Soonyoung hyung for a piggyback ride, Minseul," Seungkwan hissed "You know you want it,"
I turned to look at Soonyoung and he was already winking at me. repeatedly.
"I prefer cabs over soonyoung," I sighed
"ooh, you got roasted by your crush," Jihoon cracked up
"Way to go, Minseul!"
"I feel depressed," Soonyoung frowned
"You don't know how depression feels like" Wonwoo spoke "It's like getting trapped in a-"
"Please, just please, shut up," Jihoon hissed
"People can be so mean," Wonwoo lowered his head
"Are we there yet!?!?!" I whined
"Just a little more," Soonyoung answered "It's not that far. Daein chose to live in a house not far from mine," he frowned
"Soonyoung hyung is so appealing, his biggest fan is an obsessed whore," Seungkwan laughed
"Shut up and keep walking, there's only a block left," Hoshi told the diva
When we finally reached the place, Jihoon was in shock
"It's quite huge," his eyes widened
"You're just small," Seungkwan laughed, getting death glares from the small boy
"i didn't know that she lives lavishly," Wonwoo sighed
"Because she got all the money for whoring," Boo rolled his eyes "What's the plan, Minseul?"
"Woah why me?" I asked
"Because you're smart?"
"Wonu is smarter than me, hundred percent,"
"Jihoon should make the plan," Wonwoo pointed "They say short people are closer to hell, so hell make a great evil plan,"
"Are you fcking insulting me?"
"50% yes 50% no,"
The small boy sighed and just started to think as he looked at the place from afar
"Do you know where her room is?" Woozi asked me
"It's probably on the second floor," I shrugged "Maybe it's that one!" I pointed on one window
"How the fck can we go up there without getting seen?" Jihoon started to mess his hair up again
"That's why we have Soonyoung!" I cheered
"Not me again!" Hoshi whined
"Do it for me, please daddy?" I asked the boy. He immediately smiled cutely and covered his face
"Ohmygod why do you call him daddy?" Hansol was cringing
"How gay," Wonwoo muttered
"You act like you're not gay for Mingyu!" Soonyoung spat back
"Come on guys, we need the plan!" Boo interrupted
"Fine i'll be the bait!" Hoshi crossed his arms "But if I get trapped by her dirtiness, how will you guys clean my soul!?"
"That's why you have to do your best!" Boo stomped his feet "If you get trapped, it's bye bye Minseul, we're gonna give her to Joshua,"
"Don't you dare," Hoshi gritted his teeth
"Just do it Hosh," Woozi pushed the boy away
"We don't even have a plan!" Hoshi was nervous asf
"Okay fine!" Boo crossed his arms "You're going to ask Daein if she could teach you english, since Minseul isn't available,"
"I can have Vernon to teach me engli-"
"VERNON IS NOT AVAILABLE!" Boo interrupted "Now, of course that slut will let you in, since you're Kwon freaking Soonyoung and she loves your existence to death! You just have to distract her. And when you have the chance to let us in, GO FOR IT!"
"And what would you guys even do inside?" Hoshi asked
"I don't know....investigate?" I shrugged "We have to know something fishy about her. Like, know her plans with Jisoo,"
"She's right," Jihoon agreed "It feels like something's up with them,"
"Soonyoung hyung, keep your phone handy. Text us and give lots of updates," Wonwoo told the boy
"Do this for Minseul," Boo nodded his head
"Go blueberry!" Woozi jumped. Hoshi just smiled at them and started to make his way to the house
"Are we even sure about this?" Hansol asked. the rest of us shook our heads
I feel like Soonyoung is going to be in big trouble, being in Daein's hands
"NAMPYEON AH FIGHTING!" I cheered. Hoshi turned to look and gave a flying kiss
"Whoops, Jihoon got the kiss," Boo chuckled
"Fck you, i'm not gay for soonyoung,"
We watched Hoshi go and knock on Daein's door. He just casually stood there, trying not to look suspicious asf.
"Guys I got a text!" I gasped. The boys and I stared at my phone
From: jagiya
-IT'S TAKING HER TOO LONG! i'm nervous
"oooh jagiya, I see," Seungkwan smirked at me
"What!?" I looked at my phone again "No! he changed this because he borrowed my phone!"
"Keep denying it, Minseul" Wonwoo muttered "We all know how much you want the boy,"
"I don't want him," I rolled my eyes
We kept observing, and finally, the door opened, revealing Daein
"Wow...nice clothes, it's like her clothes are getting shorter and shorter each fcking day," Jihoon judged
"I'm nervous, guys," I gulped "Do you think this is a good idea because I will definitely run there to save him if it's not,"
"I sense love," Boo stared at me "You're becoming a little too obvious with your feelings now, Minseul,"
ugh if you guys only know (_ _ ")
my phone vibrated once again
From: jagiya
-dafuq is she wearing!?
"Trashy clothes for trashy people," Hansol shrugged "It's like she's desperate to get laid,"
"The only way she'll ever get laid is if she crawls up a chicken's ass and wait," Boo muttered
"Gross," Jihoon shook his head.
We kept waiting until I got another text
From: jagiya
-I think she's with someone else upstairs, in her bedroom. can you guys check it out if you can?
"It must be the boy she slept with last night for a hundred dollars," Seungkwan gasped
"Let's use the group chat, guys" Wonwoo spoke
"Right, I almost forgot about that," Seungkwan grabbed his phone
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Roast Wizards
six people are in this conversation
divaboo: HOESH
naegahosh: yea?
divaboo: HOW'S HELL TREATING YA?
naegahosh: very bad :(
sseul: how's it going in there?
hansolo: yep, minseul is worrying
sseul: jihoon is worried too
woojihoon: smh.
naegahosh: she's low key flirting with me. I told her to put some decent clothes on but she said I just have to get used to it
divaboo: #stopsluttydaein2k16
wonwoah: she's shameless
naegahosh: OHMYGOD HELP ME
sseul: WHAT
naegahosh: SHE TRIED TO DEVOUR ME!
hansolo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEVOUR?
naegahosh: SHE JUST SUDDENLY LEANED AND TRIED TO EAT ME BUT I PUSHED HER AGSKDBSKJS I NEED MINSEUL PLS LET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE NOW
woojihoon: you need reinforcements
woojihoon: did she lock the front door?
naegahosh: nope. I was the one who closed it. I didn't lock it ofc
woojihoon: in which part of the house are you?
wonwoah: you have to take her somewhere far from the front door
divaboo: yep we're going to break in like a boss
naegahosh: we're in the dining room, it's actually far so you guys can go. I'M NERVOUS OK? KEEP IT QUICK
woojihoon: we're on it hosh
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"I am so nervous right now," I was shaking like hell
"It's normal for a first timer," Boo smiled
"You know how to break in?" I asked
"You do remember the times when you see me inside your house, right?" he chuckled
oh right, Boo is a professional burglar
The five of us made our way to the door. Seungkwan slowly opened the door, letting us step inside without making any sound.
Jihoon, Hansol and I made our way behind the couch while Wonwoo and Boo hid behind the other one
"Keep your phones silent," Jihoon whispered, but loud enough for the others to hear
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woojihoon: we're here
naegahosh: check the second floor!
hansolo: ok chill hyung we'll get ya soon
divaboo: we gotta go real quick. distract her
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We could hear Daein's flirty type of laugh from the dining room. I bet Soonyoung is making lame jokes again
"Her laughter gives me cancer," Boo facepalmed
We managed to sneak our way to the staircase, successfully getting to the second floor
"I feel like we're spies," Wonwoo chuckled
"We're totally spies!" Boo taunted
"Quit the fcking gayness, Seungkwan," Jihoon hissed.
"Let's split up and search for her room," I told them
"I'll go with Jihoon, the three of you will stay together," I added
"You're team Hoshi because both of you are his admirers," Seungkwan laughed without making any sound
"You look so fcking stupid, just shut up," Woozi shook his head.
We went on separate ways. Jihoon and I checked multiple doors already, yet we couldn't spot her room
"I bet they've seen it alrea- ohmygod look!" Jihoon gasped and pointed at one door "It says Daein. It's obviously her room,"
I texted Boo and they made their way to meet us.
I reached for the knob and looked at them
"on three," I started
"one," Jihoon counted
"two,"
"three!"
I turned it and the door swung open
"SWEET MOTHER OF LEE CHAN WHAT THE FUC-"
Hansol managed to cover Seungkwan's mouth while Jihoon slowly closed the door, before hitting Boo's head
"What has gotten into you!?" Jihoon kept his voice low
Hansol let go of Boo and then we stared at Daein's bed.
Joshua was there, sleeping
"I swear if something happened between them, i'm quitting seventeen," Jihoon hissed
"I'm quitting life," I muttered
"He has clothes on tho, but Seungcheol hyung needs to know this as soon as possible," Wonwoo spoke
"This is going to wreck seventeen so much!" Hansol messed his hair up
"I bet she's going to lure Soonyoung in here too," Jihoon sighed.
the door suddenly flew open
"WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Daein shouted
"Oops," Jihoon gulped "I think it's roasting time,"
Boo didn't hesitate to run and btch slap the girlusing his precious glove
"WHAT THE FCK DID YOU DO TO OUR JOSHUA HYUNG!?" The diva hit some high notes
"I DID NOTHING!" Daein shouted and tried to choke Boo.
"Hansol do it," Jihoon muttered. Hansol ran towards the girl, having her face hit badly
"I don't hurt girls but I can't just go and watch you mess with my friends like that," Vernon gritted his teeth
I looked back at Joshua, how is he still asleep!?
I walked towards him, seeing a bottle of soju on the bed.
"GROSS!!!" Boo shouted, making me turn to look. Daein just spit on Boo's face. I grabbed the empty bottle of soju and I ran towards the girl, but Jihoon caught my arm
"No, Minseul, slapping her is enough," he told me
"We have to fight back with class," Wonwoo tilted his head. My grip on the neck of the bottle tightened, leaving wounds on my hand. i dropped it, causing it to break down into pieces
"Minseul, chill," Jihoon held my hand softly
Soonyoung rushed inside the room, looking worried. He pulled Daein away from Boo
"Seungkwan stop!" Wonwoo shouted. Boo did what he was told and stopped to catch his breath, glaring at Daein
"once you mess with my fcking face i'm going to mess with your plastic face," Boo snapped his fingers "and once you mess with my hyung, i'm going to mess with your life,"
Soonyoung let go of Daein, who was going crazy. The boy ran to hug me, checking if I was alright, since my hand was a bit bloody
"Jagiya are you alright?" he asked
"I'm fine,"
Daein ran to pull Soonyoung away from me
"BTCH, SOONYOUNG IS MINE!" She was about to hit me, but then Hoshi caught her forearm and twisted it
"You shouldn't call my girl a btch because she's not like you," Hoshi calmly told her "If I wanted a btch, I'd get a dog for myself,"
he let go of her arm, leaving her in pain
"Jihoon, watch over Minseul," Hoshi ordered as he made his way to Joshua, carrying him "We have to take him away from hell,"
Soonyoung rushed out with Josh, and Hansol followed. Jihoon tugged my sweater lightly
"Seul, we should go," he told me, but I was still glaring at Daein, who was on the ground, crying
"You know, Daein," Wonwoo told her "You must be the arithmetic girl. you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. I hope you get that one, I kept it simple for you," he said before walking away.
"You don't mess with the diva boo!" Seungkwan flipped his imaginary long hair "Bye bye btch," he walked away
"You can go, Jihoon I'll follow you," I muttered
"But you have to stay close to me, hyung told me to-"
"Just...please,"
"Okay," Jihoon left the room. I bent down on one knee and I looked at Daein. She was crying so hard and her eyeliner was ruined.
I grabbed my handkerchief and wiped her tears off
"I'm sorry, Daein," I sighed "But, really, obsession won't take you anywhere,"
I put my handkerchief on her lap and I held her hands tight
"Why are you so kind to me?" she sniffed
"Because I believe that you really are a fan, but you just lost it. The boys didn't want to do this," I fixed her hair
"And I have learned that soft words and a gentle touch win over harsh words and mean tricks," I added
"Where did you get that?" she cried
"From reading books, dear,"
I let go of her hands and stood up, leaving her
"What took you so long?" Wonwoo asked
"I just taught her a lesson," I shrugged "Nothing special,"
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ohmygawd dad didn't scold me about my bro's laptop
but he said he'll hit me with his guitar and I laughed out loud
so I got hit. no, not with a guitar
I asked dad if he knows a korean boy named lee jihoon
he asked me if that's the boy from seventeen
DAD IS A CARAT!?!?!? mygawd
kbyeilu
-ji