A/N
Dedicated to this human being: AshuriNikoru from the last book :v
Danke for the idea! :D
The name asked for "What if Spain and Philippines stuck in a room so as England and Malaysia and Netherlands and Indonesia and I wonder what happen"
I decided to make it in 7 Minutes in Heaven instead :v
I WILL MAKE YOU WONDER NO MORE
It's kinda long, please bare with me! ^^
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Thailand: START THE ABDUCTIONS!!!
M!Myanmar: AYEEEEE!!
Thailand: I'll go get Mr. Netherlands~!
M!Myanmar: Leave Indonesia to me!
M!Cambodia: I'll take Phil.
M!Singapore: Then I'll kidnap Malaysia and Mr. England.
F!Brunei: Why am I here....
F!Laos: We don't have many connections, but Brunei and I will try to get Mr. Spain~!
F!Brunei: Me too??
Thailand: Yes~! We'll use the term of the onced famous 7 Minutes in Heaven game! Now, go, my fellow comrades~! SHOW THEM WHO'S THE BOSS!
All: Kkay~~ *poof*
Vietnam: ......
Thailand: Why u no move, Viet??
Vietnam: ....Is this one of your ships again?
Thailand: Well, beside Netherlands x Indonesia, I ship Spain x Philippines, and England x Malaysia~!
Vietnam: But that's gay.
Thailand: Then what other choice do I have?? Back then I asked Phil to change his gender, but he refused...
Vietnam: OF COURSE HE REFUSED!!
Thailand: Whyyyyyy??
Vietnam: Tell me, if you were told by someone to change your gender immediately to a girl, would you even accept?!
Thailand: Well I always wonder how it feels like to be a girl, so I'll take that magnificent offer with no hesitation! ^^
Vietnam: .................... I'll just sit here.
*In Myanmar's case*
M!Myanmar: Well... I said to take Indo, but.... How exactly to lure him? With games? Some Jpop CDs? Animes? His food? Fauna? Or should I--
M!Indonesia: Hey, Myanmaaar~! How are you doing~?
M!Myanmar: (OH SHIET) O-Oh, Hello, Indonesia!
M!Indonesia: Thank God I found you! Have you seen anybody else?
M!Myanmar: I-I didn't... Uhh... by the way, Indonesia, can you do me a favor?
M!Indonesia: Sure! If that's something I can do....
M!Myanmar: Umm... Y'know, my wardrobe is kinda... uh.. How should I put this...
M!Indonesia: Oh, is it busted?
M!Myanmar: Y-Yeah, that! And I wanted you to check it for me! Can you do it?
M!Indonesia: Well, let's see about it!
*in front of the wardrobe*
M!indonesia: Hm... What a big wardrobe you have here... But I don't see anything unusual here.... See? I can open it just fine.
M!Myanmar: R-Really? That's weird... I'm pretty sure it was busted before... How about you take a look inside of it?
M!Indonesia: Okay... *climbs in*
M!Myanmar: *gulp*
M!Indonesia: I can't see anything weird here either--
M!Myanmar: FOR THE SAKE OF FANFICTION!!! *pushes Indonesia in* I'M SO SORRY, BUDDY!! *locked the wardrobe*
M!Indonesia: MYANMAR?!
*In Thailand's case*
Thailand: Mr. Netherlands~!
Netherlands: *sudden death glare*
Thailand: Are you tired, Mr. Neth~? If you're tired, you could have just rest, you know...
Netherlands: No can do. Too busy. A lot of paperworks.
Thailand: Awwww to bad~~ :')
Netherlands: Just tell me what you want.
Thailand: Pfffft okay. *shows Chibi!M!Indonesia's doll*
Netherlands: *gASP*
Thailand: Yeeeees, you know who this is, right~?
Netherlands: ......0___0
Thailand: I asked China to make it~ Even though its quality is kinda shitty, it still looks cute~
Netherlands: 0_______0
Thailand: *runs* COME AND GET IT!!!
Netherlands: *didn't say anything* *starts running*
*ze wardrobe*
M!Myanmar: THAI, OVER HERE!!
Thailand: HERE, CATCH THIS!! *throws the doll*
M!Myanmar: *catches* W-What the hell is this cute stuff...?
Thailand: THROW THE CUTE BEING TO THE WARDROBE!!
M!Myanmar: Eh?
Netherlands: *is running in godspeed in the background*
M!Myanmar: OH SHIET
Thailand: HURRY!!
M!Myanmar: *opens the wardrobe* *throws the doll inside*
Netherlands: *jumps dramatically inside*
M!Myanmar: WE DID ITTTTT!!!!
Thailand: HIGH FIVE, YAOI MATE!!
M!Myanmar: HIGH FI- Wait, what?! 0.0
*In Singapore's case*
M!Malaysia: *is in the bin bag* LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
M!Singapore: Shhh. Don't be noisy.
M!Malaysia: --That voice..! IT'S SINGA, ISN'T IT?! WHY U DO DIS?!
M!Singapore: Again, shhh. It's actually nothing in particular. Just doing for fun.
M!Malaysia: Whaaaaat?!
M!Singapore: Okay, there we are. *opens the wardrobe* You're suprisingly heavy... *throws Malay in the wardrobe*
M!Malaysia: AWWW!! It hurts, you ba-
England: M-Malaysia?!
M!Malaysia: Mr. England?! Why are you here?!
England: Singapore said that he sighted Unicorns near this area and asked me to investigate it!! But he closed the door and locked me in!!
M!Malaysia: Seriously, UNICORNS IN A WARDROBE?!
M!Singapore: Have fun in your yaoi dungeon. *closes the wardrobe*
M!Malaysia: OI, SINGA!!
*In Laos and Brunei's case*
Spain: Holã, Señoritas~!
F!Laos: It's nice to see you again, Mr. Spain!
F!Brunei: Thank God you're happen to be in Singapore.....
Spain: Huh?
F!Brunei: Um, Mr. Spain, would you like to come to Singa's mansion?
Spain: Whoops, sorry girls, but I have some appointments to do... ;w;
F!Laos: .....We have freshly harvested tomatoes~ >:3
Spain: SHOW ME THE WAY, SENÕRITAS!!
*in front of ze other wardrobe*
Spain: WHERE IS IT?!
F!Laos: There, inside that wardrobe!
Spain: TOMATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESSSS!!!!!! *jumps inside*
F!Laos: *locked the wardrobe*
F!Brunei: ........Wow.
F!Laos: Wow indeed.
*in Cambodia's case*
M!Cambodia: *checked phone * (Hm. It seems that Laos and Brunei have taken Mr. Spain.... I think I should be quick.)
M!Philippines: Uhh... Cammy? Where actually are we going...?
M!Cambodia: Hey, Phil?
M!Philippines: Yeah?
M!Cambodia: I have mangoes.
M!Philippines: *gASP*
M!Cambodia: It stacks in one of Singa's wardrobe. Find it. If you-
M!Philippines: *runs first* MANGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
M!Cambodia: .........Like father, like son, huh...
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