Jk the Sequel

By i_am_a_breadstick

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I'm sure you'd like to hear about the irrelevant crap I endure on the daily adventures of life. More

A wasp and my ridiculous english teacher
Facts you should know
Butt
Hitler
Oops
Best sub ever
Summoning evil
Squidward Testicles
Safety first
Rip my calculator
Funeral home
I love me too
Drop ya mix tape
Fired already
Everbody needs Jesus
You die
Beware
The answer is Jesus
Life update yasss

Human anatomy

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By i_am_a_breadstick

Ok so in English class this guy goes "MS YODELER THERES A PENIS ON THIS DESK STARING AT ME"

And the teacher was like wow good job you know your anatomy good job. And the guy was like Im pretty sure a dude drew it.

And the teacher was like yeah whatever I don't care do your work.

And since I have the sex of a female, I was inspired to draw a vagina on the back of my friend's chair since the teacher obviously wouldn't care so yeah. That sums up today

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