AREUM FT. THE ANTI-THOTS:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
KOOKACHU:
alright kids featuring the virgin
AREUM:
dat me lil mayooo
YOU:
what's lil mayo
AREUM:
YOU:
ayYYY LIL MAYO
AREUM:
aYYY *squad point pose*
YOU:
AYYY *squatting squad point pose*
CHAEJIN:
AYYYYYYY *leaning squad point pose*
AREUM:
yo who the fuck are you bro
KOOKACHU:
chaejin never do that shit again
CHAEJIN:
i shoulda just stayed in my lane shouldn't i?
YOU:
first of all you should have never had the nerve to turn your damn turn signals on smh
YOU:
now apologize to trap goddess areum
AREUM:
or i will call young metro
CHAEJIN:
i just wanted to fit in yall my bad
KOOKACHU:
fuck ya feelins ain't no sorry's bitch
KOOKACHU:
i'mma have to shoot you and ya shawty bitch
CHAEJIN:
nO NOT JIMIN
YOU:
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. YOUR. NAME.
CHAEJIN:
A BITCH. CAN. DREAM.
KOOKACHU:
well kiss that dream goodbye cos imma shoot him
CHAEJIN:
DONT
YOU:
when its too late to say sorry
HOEBI:
when everyone else is on areum's dingaling but you know she still ain't shit
AREUM:
OH SHIT TRUUUU
YOU:
my semi problematic fav 💜
AREUM:
lick these semi problematic nuts fuck ya heart emoji boy
YOU:
noice
KOOKACHU:
wait i texted you guys to ask something
KOOKACHU:
what was it
KOOKACHU:
oh yeah
KOOKACHU:
what are you guys' plans for today
KOOKACHU:
its saturday and i have nothing to do, not even homework
CHAEJIN:
but kang gave three worksheets
KOOKACHU:
not even homework smh
AREUM:
i'm not doing anything
AREUM:
i wanna go to the park tho which is weird because i never like being outside
CHAEJIN:
we should all meet at the park then
HOEBI:
noooo i don't wanna go to the park
HOEBI:
can we go somewhere else
AREUM:
we're not going to starbucks
HOEBI:
oh okay i don't wanna come anymore then lol
KOOKACHU:
but i'll buy you pizza
HOEBI:
i guess i can spare a couple minutes
AREUM:
fake ass hoe
HOEBI:
correction: *fake ass anti-hoe
HOEBI:
we're the anti-thots boo
AREUM:
i regret
AREUM:
buuut we're going out for pizza and then???
HOEBI:
we can go shopping for graduation fits at the mall if you wanna
AREUM:
ughhhHH i forgot about that
CHAEJIN:
YAY SHOPPING
AREUM:
why do we even have to shop for outfits if they're gonna be under our gowns
KOOKACHU:
because you gotta be fresh to death at all times of day
YOU:
lmaoo guys, what if i wore yeezy's to graduation
YOU:
when you have graduation at 5 but have to let taylor finish at 6
HOEBI:
what are you saying rn my guy
HOEBI:
you don't even own yeezy's
YOU:
A BITCH. CAN. DREAM.
AREUM:
yup,, he does not own yeezy's @chaejin
CHAEJIN:
@areum no he does not
YOU:
i feel another secret that i don't understand being kept from me
YOU:
.... oH WELL IDC
YOU:
GRADUATION STILL GONNA BE LITTICUS TITTICUS
CHAEJIN:
but taehyung are you coming with us for pizza??
YOU:
nah i made plans with suzy already
HOEBI:
told yall that bitch name was suzy
YOU:
lmaoo i wish i could come tho
YOU:
my head hurts and i really am not in a zone to be alone with her rn
HOEBI:
but you guys always have so much,,, fun,, together
YOU:
wym
HOEBI:
i mean aren't those hickies on your neck
YOU:
ok yeah but
YOU:
once again she was bitching because i was with you bae
AREUM:
who bae???
AREUM:
NOT I !!!
YOU:
lmao yes you
AREUM:
UH OH HE FEELIN BIG UP BIG UP!!!
HOEBI:
HELLA
AREUM:
OH NA IM OUT
CHAEJIN:
taehyung you do realize ahsung has your passcode right
KOOKACHU:
yeah quit talking
KOOKACHU:
wouldn't want you to get mayweather'd again BYE
KOOKACHU:
IM STILL WEAK
KOOKACHU:
STILL SO FUCKING WEAK
CHAEJIN:
but we wish you could come
YOU:
same here
YOU:
areum guess what she was mad about this time
AREUM:
areum isn't guessing shit!!
AREUM:
FOH
YOU:
k den
HOEBI:
ok well if you're not gonna tell areum can you at least tell my nosy ass
YOU:
long story short, she got mad that i ditched her for you guys (but esp areum) at chaejin's last game
AREUM:
you fuckin idiot stop doing that to her
AREUM:
even though i hate her she's probably hurt af so i'm deadass stop playing her or i'm cutting you off
YOU:
i should stop shouldn't i
AREUM:
yes you should
YOU:
alright i'll stop
YOU:
starting next monday lmao
AREUM:
stop joking, i'm not playing with you
AREUM:
this isn't a fucking joke, and i don't know who you think you are
YOU:
lmaoo you got google on your phone right?
YOU:
alright do me a favor search my name and see what pop up
YOU:
there's ur answer boo
AREUM:
taehyung don't come into this chat and keep thinking you can just keep playing around with her feelings and mine. because you can't have both.
YOU:
alright so then i want you
AREUM:
i'm done
AREUM:
bye
YOU:
ok