Mr. Welch said my name??? Like on the real? And I'm not dreaming? I touched my hairline. Yep, it's still not there. It must be for really!
"Or is it Tia?" he says in his not homosexual at all mating call of a voice.
"Umm...Yes...Sir?" I manage to stumble over every word in my short rambling that could barely be called a sentence.
He reached into a pocket on his cheap $.12 suit (I know 'cause he bought it from me.) and pulled out a dollar bill and proceeded to throw it at me.
"UMMM...WHAT?" Was all I could say, I mean...That's not exactly regular behaviour but my Mr. Welch is no regular or sane man, which is why he bae.
He dug deeper into his pocket and I saw it.
There in his pocket was...
My lost hairline!
I was soo shocked!! After all this time I'd thought I'd never see it again. My family said it was stolen from me by the fire nation when I was a baby.
Upon further inspection, it was clearly Ali's but she wasn't meant to have it. I was. Maybe then bae will love me?
He dug even deeper and I then remembered that I made the suit only pockets. I had to because where else is he gonna keep his pencil nubs and oranges...And his and my hairlines...
The last item he pulled out was a scroll and upon it was ancient writings, I assumed.
"It is within this prophecy that my mate shall be the only person I can speak to normally and as you can see you're it..."
>>>>In b4 ''wtf''
"To become my true mate, though, you have to go through the Trails of Love & Terror A.K.A Proveil or Die."
He looked serious and I'd do anything for my man.
"YES, SURE WHATEVER!! HOW I DO DIS???!!!"
He handed me the scroll and I grabbed it. It was rough as the letters were carved into it.
He opened his mouth and started chanting "THE HA THERE. THE HA THERE." over and over again. Suddenly I was transported to Welchland...