Avengers Texts 2

Bucky to Sam

<Not My Boyfriend>

so steve and tony are fine

<Not My Boyfriend>

they went to sleep

<Falcon Boy>

amazing

<Falcon Boy>

theyre so weird

<Falcon Boy>

did Tony fall over standing up again

<Not My Boyfriend>

he does that a lot?

<Falcon Boy>

not around steve

<Falcon Boy>

but on occasion he just drifts off while doing stuff

<Falcon Boy>

bruce does it too bc of the narcolepsy so we're used to it

<Not My Boyfriend>

steve seemed concerned

<Falcon Boy>

he should be tony is a mess

<Not My Boyfriend>

Yeah

<Falcon Boy>

so can we come back

<Falcon Boy>

I'm bored with these three

<Not My Boyfriend>

Mhm

<Falcon Boy>

unless you're busy, which is cool, I can just hang out with Natasha

<Falcon Boy>

Idc

<Not My Boyfriend>

Nice job being nonchalant

<Falcon Boy>

Was it really?

<Not My Boyfriend>

No, that was sad

<Falcon Boy>

Whatever. You're sad. Can we come home?

<Not My Boyfriend>

Yes duh

<Falcon Boy>

Good

<Falcon Boy>

I miss my Bucky

<Not My Boyfriend>

Your Bucky?

<Falcon Boy>

My friend Bucky

<Falcon Boy>

My comrade Bucky

<Falcon Boy>

... just regular Bucky?

<Not My Boyfriend>

You're a trip, Sam.

<Not My Boyfriend>

I miss you too

<Not My Boyfriend>

Weirdo

<Falcon Boy>

:)

<Not My Boyfriend>

Ahem

<Falcon Boy>

What

<Not My Boyfriend>

You wanna say somethin

<Falcon Boy>

What

<Not My Boyfriend>

Nothin

<Falcon Boy>

You're so mean

<Not My Boyfriend>

<3 <3 <3

<Falcon Boy>

Love you

<Falcon Boy>

Or whatever

<Falcon Boy>

No I dont

<Falcon Boy>

You're gross

<Falcon Boy>

I don't care

<Falcon Boy>

Shut up

<Falcon Boy>

YOU TRICKED ME

<Not My Boyfriend>

Haaaa ha

<Falcon Boy>

You're mean

<Not My Boyfriend>

You liiiiike me

<Falcon Boy>

I AM SO SMOOTH I SWEAR TO GOD AND YOU ARE WRECKING MY WHOLE THING

<Not My Boyfriend>

Yeah hun that's because I'm REAL smooth. Circa the 1940's.

<Not My Boyfriend>

I will win.

<Falcon Boy>

Oh you know what you're just mean

<Not My Boyfriend>

I know

<Falcon Boy>

Just u wait I will win this battle of. Wooing. Or. Whatever

<Not My Boyfriend>

You're adorable

<Not My Boyfriend>

But you will not win

<Falcon Boy>

You'll see

[ ok guys look at this male fashion Bucky art by Jess Fink:

Isn't he the cutest trans boy you ever saw? But don't tell Tony. Ahahahaha. ]