You: Umm... okay. I accept your offer.
Bill: Good. ( snaps fingers)
( in the pyramid)
You: Wow. Your place is nice. Sorta. But why is everything gold and black triangle theme?
Bill: Because I was originally a gold and black triangle before I became a human.
You: Oh... So what did you mean when you said you wanted to be mine?
Bill: Well, I love you. I want to make you mine. That's kinda the whole reason I made you a demon in the first place.
You: Oh. I wish you told me sooner. I love you too...
Bill: Well that's fantastic. (takes off shirt) Will you do me the honors, or should I?
You: Go for it. (lets Bill take off your shirt)
Bill: Heh.
You: What?
Bill: Oh, nothing. (takes off pants )
You: Damn! ( takes off skirt, now dressed only in bra and underwear)
Bill: (whistles) Damn, you're hot.
You: (blushes) You're exaggerating. No, I'm not... unlike you.
Bill: ( picks you up and carries you to bed). Heh. Lets get started.
( 5 hours later)
You: Damn, that was fun. (puts clothes back on)
Bill: Yep. By the way, that wasn't a one time thing. ( Puts his clothes on again)
You: I'm keeping the top hat, by the way.
Bill: What's mine is yours, and what's yours is definitely fucking MINE.
You: (blushes) Yep. I hope you used a condom.
Bill: ...
You: Wait, what?
Bill: Umm... what's a condom?
You: Oh SHIT