<Bucky>
do we have a betting pool going for steve and tony getting married
<Nat>
no but we should
<Pepper>
what exactly are we betting on
<Clint>
yeah like on whether or not they get married or who asks
<Sam>
I think Steve asks, in six months or less.
<Nat>
Tony asks. Five months or less.
<Clint>
OOH OOH I WANT TONY THINKS STEVE IS BREAKING UP WITH HIM AND FREAKS OUT AND THEN STEVE ASKS. FOUR MONTHS OR LESS.
<Pepper>
I'm with Clint. Tony will freak out
<Bucky>
Minimum bet $20. Payable to me in cash only. Because y'alls checks bounce like crazy aren't you supposed to be rich
<Rhodey>
Being a superhero is hard on the pocketbook. I'm in for Tony asks Steve, six months or less.
<Thor>
STEVEN PROPOSES TO TONY IN LESS THAN FOUR MONTHS
<Bruce>
I'm in for Steve proposes at random and Tony freaks out and then when he's done freaking out, proposes back to Steve. Eight months or less
<Pepper>
Damn thats a good one
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<Clint>
MELINDA TELL MARIA I LOVE HER
<Melinda>
I have $20 on Steve proposes less than six months.
<Melinda>
Hang on
<Melinda>
Maria has $200 on Tony planning to propose and Peter or Wade accidentally telling Steve and then Steve proposes first. Less than 8 months
<Nat>
That is specific and Very Likely
<Melinda>
We'll wire you money
<Melinda>
Or be back by then who knows
<Melinda>
Marias phone is gone and she's mad but she wants me to tell everyone she loves you and misses you and she expects gifts when she comes back
<Rhodey>
She owes me $60
<Melinda>
She owes me thousands.
<Nat>
She owes me an answer
<Melinda>
She says no comment
<Clint>
Ooh an answer to what
<Bucky>
Idk who this is but I like the amount of money she's betting
<Clint>
She's a risk taker
<Nat>
Yeah I'll say
<Pepper>
Hey Bruce did you and Tony just skip court the other day or
<Bruce>
No comment
<Bruce>
And it was his fault
<Clint>
And court sucks
<Bruce>
^^^^^ yeah also that
<Pepper>
Y'all are IDIOTS
<Nat>
Wait why are we suddenly betting on marriage WHAT DO YOU KNOW BARNES
<Bucky>
I just have a feeling
<Nat>
Are you betting
<Bucky>
I take bets I don't make bets
<Bucky>
But I do hope it happens after Loki wakes up bc he always bets big money
<Thor>
YES HE DOES
<Thor>
HOW IS MY BROTHER, BANNER?
<Nat>
He's fine. Be awake soon.
<Clint>
$20 he's awake by next Friday
<Rhodey>
$40 he doesn't wake up until next month
<Bucky>
Bets placed by me cash only okay. Drop off your written category and cash in my room by tomorrow for the Loki coma bets and by Friday for the marriage bets
<Melinda>
You guys put Loki in a coma?!
<Melinda>
Does Fury know?!
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<Pepper>
No he does not know
<Nat>
It was Banner
<Thor>
MY BROTHER IS ALSO PARTIALLY AT FAULT
<Thor>
HE IS FOOLISH
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<Nick>
$800 Tony proposes at an inappropriate time in the next 6 months.
<Nick>
And of course I know he's unconscious
<Nick>
Coulson told me
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<Melinda>
PHIL IS A RAT
<Melinda>
Maria said that but. Accurate
<Nat>
I'm laughing Bruce is gonna die
<Thor>
I HOPE THAT IS A JOKE
<Pepper>
We all die eventually but I think she was joking
<Thor>
AH GOOD
<Nat>
Or was I
<Melinda>
Dun dun dunnnnnn
<Bucky>
Is Nick gonna mail me his bet or
<Nat>
It'll get to you