Avengers Texts 2

By Can_you_nawt

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These are the Avengers' private phone records, collected for your enjoyment. {Wattpad has stopped letting me... More

AUTHOR'S NOTE
Clint to Tony
Natasha to Steve
Steve to Bucky
Natasha to Bruce
1:37 AM (Arguments That Solved Nothing)
Clint to Natasha
Thor to Bruce
Bruce to Natasha
Bucky to Steve
Bucky to Tony
Natasha to Tony
Bet Placing Groupchat (Natasha, Bucky, Sam, Rhodey, Thor, Clint, Bruce, Pepper)
Bruce to Sam
Sam to Bucky
The Kitchen
Bucky to Sam
Bruce to Clint
Mother's Day
Bucky To Natasha
Bucky to Steve
Bucky to Tony
Tony to Natasha
Clint to Rhodey
Reed's Lab
Bucky's Back
Bucky to Sam
Thor to Bruce
Rhodey to Clint
The One Where Everyone Forgot What Day It Is
Clint to Wanda
Natasha to Bruce
Clint to Bruce
Rhodey to Bucky
Thanos' Big... You Know ;)

Natasha to Tony

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<Nat>

bruce got the place in norway for in case trump gets elected

<Sad Mess>

i know he used my credit card

<Nat>

i hope he doesnt get elected

<Sad Mess>

yeah i really don't wanna have to move

<Nat>

#feelthebern

<Sad Mess>

sam is throwing stuff at the trump buildings again

<Sad Mess>

he might start dumpsacking the rallies with bags of dog shit

<Nat>

sam will Die if he does that

<Sad Mess>

i told him that and he said fuck da police comin straight from the underground

<Nat>

lmao

<Nat>

how are you

<Sad Mess>

I'm.

<Sad Mess>

Yeah that's how I am

<Nat>

that bad

<Sad Mess>

steve wants to leave and i dont know what to do because maybe he should go

<Sad Mess>

and i just really think he dislikes me and i kinda dislike him sometimes he does bad shit on occasion but i still love him

<Nat>

he does love you

<Sad Mess>

i mean

<Sad Mess>

so he says

<Sad Mess>

idk what im saying ignore me im. sad. or tired or something idk

<Sad Mess>

I need some pills

<Nat>

Don't we all

<Sad Mess>

yes we do that's why we have the obscenely large medicine cabinet

<Nat>

but it's mostly painkillers

<Sad Mess>

because our lives are Pain

<Nat>

go take an antidepressant

<Sad Mess>

yknow u cant just pop pills like tic tacs right like u need a schedule

<Nat>

I know but do you ever schedule your pills tony

<Sad Mess>

... No

<Sad Mess>

I need an ambien

<Sad Mess>

and sleep

<Nat>

k well u do that im gonna eat some pizza and play subway surfers

<Sad Mess>

r u still trying to beat my high score

<Nat>

FUCK YOU YES I AM

<Sad Mess>

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Nat>

so do you think we'll actually move to norway if trump gets elected

<Sad Mess>

idk probably not tbh. we'll probably have to form an underground american resistance to throw him out of power. send the people to our norwegian hideout

<Nat>

true

<Nat>

i should assassinate him tbh

<Sad Mess>

SHUT THE FUCK UP THE GOVERNMENT READS YOUR TEXTS YOU IDIOT

<Nat>

ion give a fuck they can come and take me. he needs to be dead

<Sad Mess>

tru

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