Avengers Texts 2

By Can_you_nawt

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These are the Avengers' private phone records, collected for your enjoyment. {Wattpad has stopped letting me... More

AUTHOR'S NOTE
Clint to Tony
Steve to Bucky
Natasha to Bruce
1:37 AM (Arguments That Solved Nothing)
Clint to Natasha
Thor to Bruce
Bruce to Natasha
Natasha to Tony
Bucky to Steve
Bucky to Tony
Natasha to Tony
Bet Placing Groupchat (Natasha, Bucky, Sam, Rhodey, Thor, Clint, Bruce, Pepper)
Bruce to Sam
Sam to Bucky
The Kitchen
Bucky to Sam
Bruce to Clint
Mother's Day
Bucky To Natasha
Bucky to Steve
Bucky to Tony
Tony to Natasha
Clint to Rhodey
Reed's Lab
Bucky's Back
Bucky to Sam
Thor to Bruce
Rhodey to Clint
The One Where Everyone Forgot What Day It Is
Clint to Wanda
Natasha to Bruce
Clint to Bruce
Rhodey to Bucky
Thanos' Big... You Know ;)

Natasha to Steve

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<Nat>

weren't vision and wanda supposed to move in

<Literal Human Mess>

idk

<Literal Human Mess>

ask tony he just went downstairs

<Nat>

yes i know that's why im texting you

<Nat>

that and im hiding under the couch and seeing how long it takes them to find me

<Nat>

why are you idiots fighting again seriously youre setting a bad example for wade and peter

<Nat>

and bruce and clint

<Nat>

when you fight everyone fights

<Nat>

it's cos we all live together and our drama is all synced up

<Literal Human Mess>

yeah

<Nat>

whats up

<Literal Human Mess>

im mad

<Literal Human Mess>

i went to the sixth floor

<Literal Human Mess>

to hit stuff

<Nat>

besides tony right

<Literal Human Mess>

fuck you

<Nat>

whoooaaaah, mister grandpa over here pulling out the sass. don't talk to me like that. and don't throw shit at tony.

<Literal Human Mess>

i'm annoyed

<Nat>

no shit

<Literal Human Mess>

idk tony's just

<Literal Human Mess>

he's so

<Literal Human Mess>

he's not easy to get along with

<Nat>

you guys should hash it out

<Literal Human Mess>

what do you think we were doing earlier just, chilling

<Nat>

i mean i think you were yelling about shit that isnt the shit you need to be yelling about. example. peter and wade. and bucky. whom you still havent apologized to.

<Literal Human Mess>

i will

<Literal Human Mess>

i did

<Nat>

kay well do that and also do you know how they woke you up when they unfroze you

<Literal Human Mess>

nope but im sure you can pull it up with your spy shit

<Nat>

ugh but that means i have to get up and get my laptop and

<Nat>

ill do it later

<Literal Human Mess>

why do you need to know

<Nat>

i wanna wake up loki

<Nat>

he knows somethin

<Nat>

that he shouldnt know

<Nat>

i think fury took some of buckys memories and just whoop hid them in loki and since bruce is a meddling kid, loki knows a bunch of shit he shouldnt and is unconscious which is weird because he's,,, a god,,, how do you put a god,,, in a coma,,,

<Literal Human Mess>

i don't know i didn't do it

<Literal Human Mess>

but that's fucked up

<Nat>

yes it is

<Literal Human Mess>

the house is annoying me i need to leave

<Nat>

if you're going to leave you need to tell tony

<Literal Human Mess>

why

<Nat>

because

<Literal Human Mess>

he never tells me when he's going out

<Nat>

he does, though, mostly

<Nat>

and you didn't mean just for now, did you?

<Literal Human Mess>

no

<Nat>

then you need to tell him

<Nat>

and you need to make sure he doesn't think you hate him

<Literal Human Mess>

im not leaving right now

<Literal Human Mess>

i just need to think

<Literal Human Mess>

and punch this bag

<Nat>

good plan

<Literal Human Mess>

do they still not know you're under the couch

<Nat>

nope

<Literal Human Garbage>

huh

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