[buying movie tickets]
ticket seller: "This is a rated R film."
short skinny girl: "Yeah, I know-- "
ticket seller: "Could I see a valid I.D. please."
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[buying at the liquor store]
cashier: "Um, no I.D. no beer."
short skinny girl: "It's my hundredth fúcking time here, I am 26 years old." *brings out I.D. anyway*
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[meeting new people through mutual friend/s]
new friend: "Oh, hey! You still in high school?"
new friend #2: "Aw, you are absolutely adorable!" *pats head as if it's okay to*
new friend #3: "LOL, you look like you're 12."
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author's note: been a while but it's the summer yall
vote and please comment, you guys ;--( xx