Haikyuu!! Crack

By sugadorable

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For all your Haikyuu!! needs, be them funny, angsty, happy, indecent, etc. More

Basic Info about Writer-chan
DaiSuga
TsukkiYama
KenYama
KuroTsukki
Oikawa
IwaOi
Bokuto
Tsukishima
KageHina
DaiSuga
Kuro
Kenma
Sugawara
AsaNoya
Suga
KiyoYachi
KiyoSuga
KuroKen
KageHina
Hinata
Kenma
Oikawa
Nishinoya
Tsukki X Reader
Team Moms
Christmas Play
Vampire AU (Karasuno)
Vampire AU (Nekoma)
Vampire AU (AobaJohsai)
Vampire AU (Fukurodani)
Vampire AU (Date Tech)
Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)
Foreigner AU (Karasuno First Years)
Height challenges
Bro
Random Akaashi hc
KageHina One-Shot
How Each Couple Tells the Team They're Dating
Ennoshita just got friendzoned
Music #1
Music #2
Cooking #1
Cooking #2
Cooking #3
Random conversation #1
Cooking #4
YES
Hmmmm
Alisaaaaaa
DaiSuga Fluff (one-shot?)
Cooking #5
Tmw
Carrying (Karasuno and Nekoma)
Carrying (Aoba Johsai and Dateko)
Fuuuuuuudge
Captain Song hc's
You know who's beautiful?
I don't have a problem
(Sad-ish) Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Akaashi Drabble
Next One-shot Poll
Bokuto One-shot
Lev One-shot
AsaNoya Texts
KuroKen Texts
Yamaguchi One-shot
Yaku One-shot
Saeko One-shot
Motivational Letter - Bokuto
Love Letter - Akaashi
Kiyoko Drabble
Haikyuu!! Season 3
Random headcanons
What to expect
ASK/DARE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS!
KuroKen Awareness Chapter
During Nekoma Practice
AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Kouji x Izumi Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Haikyuu Pick Up Lines
Lev Headcanons (SFW)
Oikawa Mini One-shot (NSFW ish)
Akaashi Headcanons (SFW)
Random Nekoma Headcanon
SPECIAL CHAPTER (&thank you)
Kenma Headcanons (NSFW)
BokuAka Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Tsukishima Headcanons (SFW)
S2 Ep25
BokuAka Songfic
QuizUp Karasuno Headcanons
BoKuro One-shot
Bokuto One-shot
Mini Kuroo One-shot
smol karasuno cheerleader
OiHina Headcanons (SFW)
KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)
another smol karasuno cheerleader
Suga One-shot
the volleydorks' fav LL! girls
TsukkiYachi Headcanons (SFW)
Important Questions
How they confess their feelings
AkaSuga Headcanons (NSFW)
Daishou One-shot (sin)
#ProtectYaku2k16
Random Bokuto Headcanon
Tendou One-shot
DaiSuga (not) One-shot
INO HIROKI
Naming (Kageyama Headcanon)
DAN (KenHina Headcanon)
When You're Sick (Karasuno)
Kenma One-shot (sin)
Oikawa Songfic
OiHina Headcanons (NSFW)
Captains as Vocaloid Songs
TsukkiYama One-shot
Cooking #6
Love Live/Haikyuu AU (hc)
tfw ideas (upcoming things: update)
KuroKen One-shot
Blueberry ♡ Train
Natsu does your hair
Akaashi One-shot
Bokuto Crack
WE DID IT
DaiSuga One-shot
Kageyama One-shot (sin)
Requests
Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
hugs
Kuroo One-shot
Suga (special) One-shot
Karasuno's talents
Nekoma's talents
pet names (Suga and Akaashi)
pet names (Bokuto and Oikawa)
Hinata Songfic
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 1/2)
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 2/2)
Tsukki One-Shot
YamaYachi One-shot
Suga One-shot
a/n
affection
OiHina One-shot
KiyoSae poly relationship headcanons
AsaNoya One-shot
MattsuHana Reader Poly (songfic)
support
TeruShou Headcanons
things to think about when you're sad
KuroKen Fluff
things to think about when you're sad pt.2
scent headcanons
recolors
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot (alternate ending)
Cross Ship Poly One-shot
volleydorks and pet play
Kuroo One-shot
KageHina One-shot
KageKen One-shot
Suga ships
Kiyoko One-shot
how to get people to watch Haikyuu
KuroTsuki Poly One-shot (songfic)
more cracks
Kuroo One-shot
sleeping headcanons
cliché zodiac chapter
TsukiYama Not-shot
Alisa One-shot
UshiTen Reader Poly One-shot
IwaOi One-shot
IwaOi FLUFF
TsukkiYama Drabble
OiYama One-shot
i could not help myself
Random Imagines
Yes Boy (BokuAka)
How Long Will I Love You? (DaiSuga)
'No homo' (crack)
YakuLev One-shot
KuroKen (crack?)
random crack
fluffy imagines
KuroKen One-shot (pt.1)
KuroKen One-shot (pt.2)
Kenma Crack
He Was Looking For a Princess (IwaOi)
Sugawara Birthday Special
grand finale crack

Tsukishima One-shot (sin)

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By sugadorable

so I know that no one requested sin
no one asked for Tsukishima either
but I was talking to TsukkiBae at 1 am and this happened (no regrets)
(only the first half was written at 1 tho)

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   The straps holding your wrists down tightened with every twitch you made. It didn't help that Tsukishima was ghosting a finger over your body as well, earning tiny sounds of pleasure every so often.

   "Do they need tightened even more?~" he asked, his voice in a seductive tone.

   You squirmed, as he had a bell gag in your mouth, limiting your ability of speech. He smirked at your response, muttering little lines such as "my dirty little slut" or "you have no shame."

   Along with tighter straps, he also granted you the privilege of having your hands behind your back, rather than at your sides. By this point you were a whimpering mess, practically begging for more. He obliged quite quickly, moving from barely touching your skin, to blessing it with kisses, everywhere. From head to toe, you felt his lips (and tongue) explore your body. Shivering at the touch, he gave a silent laugh. "Someone's weak... for me that is~"

   Your strangled attempts at screaming "YES" were once again muffled by the gag in your mouth, but Tsukki understood. His eyes bore into your skin, words escaping his mouth, unbeknownst to him.

   "So beautiful..."

   If you weren't craving him before, you certainly were now. Your body quivered more often, shaking violently at just the threat of a touch. His hands glided rather gracefully over all your curves, all your edges, every crease and crevice.

   "How're you feeling now~?" he asked, knowing your answer wouldn't be vocalized.

   "Mmmmrrrr," you gurgled, throat getting caught.

   A sinful smirk claded his face. "What was that? I can't understand you~~"

   Coughing, you did your best to get at least a coherent word out. "Mmmmorrrr, llllssss."

   "If I can't understand you I'll have to punish you," he chided, shaking his head down at your dishelved appearance.

"So," he began. "If you only had access to one of your senses, besides touch of course, what would you choose..."

Rapidly, you blinked your eyes.

"So it's goodbye to your sight? That's what you want as punishment? Fine by me~"

Pulling a blindfold out of who knows where, the blonde firmly clothed your eyes and the tip of your nose.

   "Can you see?" he asked, seriousness in his voice.

   "Nnnnnnn."

   "Good," he said, before dragging his tongue back around your stomach.

   The noises were enhanced by your lack of other available sense, enticing the experience even more.

   Soon enough you felt his fingers slide beneath the elastic of your panties, taunting the already wet fabric. "So wet," he muttered. "So wet, just for me, my dirty little girl..."

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