Haikyuu!! Crack

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For all your Haikyuu!! needs, be them funny, angsty, happy, indecent, etc. Plus

Basic Info about Writer-chan
DaiSuga
TsukkiYama
KenYama
KuroTsukki
Oikawa
IwaOi
Bokuto
Tsukishima
KageHina
DaiSuga
Kuro
Kenma
Sugawara
AsaNoya
Suga
KiyoYachi
KiyoSuga
KuroKen
KageHina
Hinata
Kenma
Oikawa
Nishinoya
Tsukki X Reader
Team Moms
Christmas Play
Vampire AU (Karasuno)
Vampire AU (Nekoma)
Vampire AU (AobaJohsai)
Vampire AU (Fukurodani)
Vampire AU (Date Tech)
Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)
Foreigner AU (Karasuno First Years)
Height challenges
Bro
Random Akaashi hc
KageHina One-Shot
How Each Couple Tells the Team They're Dating
Ennoshita just got friendzoned
Music #1
Music #2
Cooking #1
Cooking #2
Cooking #3
Random conversation #1
Cooking #4
YES
Hmmmm
Alisaaaaaa
DaiSuga Fluff (one-shot?)
Cooking #5
Tmw
Carrying (Karasuno and Nekoma)
Carrying (Aoba Johsai and Dateko)
Fuuuuuuudge
Captain Song hc's
You know who's beautiful?
I don't have a problem
(Sad-ish) Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Akaashi Drabble
Next One-shot Poll
Bokuto One-shot
Lev One-shot
AsaNoya Texts
KuroKen Texts
Yamaguchi One-shot
Yaku One-shot
Saeko One-shot
Motivational Letter - Bokuto
Love Letter - Akaashi
Kiyoko Drabble
Haikyuu!! Season 3
Random headcanons
What to expect
ASK/DARE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS!
KuroKen Awareness Chapter
During Nekoma Practice
AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Kouji x Izumi Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Haikyuu Pick Up Lines
Lev Headcanons (SFW)
Oikawa Mini One-shot (NSFW ish)
Akaashi Headcanons (SFW)
Random Nekoma Headcanon
SPECIAL CHAPTER (&thank you)
Kenma Headcanons (NSFW)
BokuAka Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Tsukishima Headcanons (SFW)
S2 Ep25
BokuAka Songfic
QuizUp Karasuno Headcanons
BoKuro One-shot
Bokuto One-shot
Mini Kuroo One-shot
smol karasuno cheerleader
OiHina Headcanons (SFW)
KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)
another smol karasuno cheerleader
Suga One-shot
the volleydorks' fav LL! girls
TsukkiYachi Headcanons (SFW)
Important Questions
How they confess their feelings
AkaSuga Headcanons (NSFW)
Daishou One-shot (sin)
#ProtectYaku2k16
Random Bokuto Headcanon
Tendou One-shot
DaiSuga (not) One-shot
INO HIROKI
Naming (Kageyama Headcanon)
DAN (KenHina Headcanon)
When You're Sick (Karasuno)
Kenma One-shot (sin)
Oikawa Songfic
OiHina Headcanons (NSFW)
Captains as Vocaloid Songs
TsukkiYama One-shot
Cooking #6
Love Live/Haikyuu AU (hc)
tfw ideas (upcoming things: update)
KuroKen One-shot
Blueberry ♡ Train
Natsu does your hair
Akaashi One-shot
Bokuto Crack
WE DID IT
DaiSuga One-shot
Kageyama One-shot (sin)
Requests
Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
hugs
Kuroo One-shot
Suga (special) One-shot
Karasuno's talents
Nekoma's talents
pet names (Suga and Akaashi)
pet names (Bokuto and Oikawa)
Hinata Songfic
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 1/2)
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 2/2)
Tsukki One-Shot
YamaYachi One-shot
Suga One-shot
a/n
affection
OiHina One-shot
KiyoSae poly relationship headcanons
AsaNoya One-shot
MattsuHana Reader Poly (songfic)
support
TeruShou Headcanons
Tsukishima One-shot (sin)
things to think about when you're sad
KuroKen Fluff
things to think about when you're sad pt.2
scent headcanons
recolors
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot (alternate ending)
Cross Ship Poly One-shot
volleydorks and pet play
Kuroo One-shot
KageHina One-shot
KageKen One-shot
Suga ships
Kiyoko One-shot
how to get people to watch Haikyuu
KuroTsuki Poly One-shot (songfic)
more cracks
Kuroo One-shot
sleeping headcanons
cliché zodiac chapter
TsukiYama Not-shot
Alisa One-shot
UshiTen Reader Poly One-shot
IwaOi FLUFF
TsukkiYama Drabble
OiYama One-shot
i could not help myself
Random Imagines
Yes Boy (BokuAka)
How Long Will I Love You? (DaiSuga)
'No homo' (crack)
YakuLev One-shot
KuroKen (crack?)
random crack
fluffy imagines
KuroKen One-shot (pt.1)
KuroKen One-shot (pt.2)
Kenma Crack
He Was Looking For a Princess (IwaOi)
Sugawara Birthday Special
grand finale crack

IwaOi One-shot

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the following may contain light smut-- you have been warned

"C'monnnn Iwa-chan," Oikawa giggled, walking drowsily out of the bar. Who even knew how many he had downed by now, but finally Iwaizumi dragged him away from the alcohol. Not before he had a few drinks himself.

"Shittykawa what's wrong with you?" Iwa deadpanned, throwing a sudden hand up to his head as if it could stop the pounding. His world was spinning, just like his stomach felt like it would be doing later.

"Iwaaaa-chaaaan~" Oikawa called, opening the backseat door of the car. He beckoned the other man by pulling his shirt up slightly, exposing the toned body that lay underneath.

The dark-haired male shook his head in disapproval, then clutched it in pain. That was the second time in the last minute, damn this alcohol. But he was too tempted, and began to crawl into the backseat with his lover.

They quickly began a heated makeout session, not bothering to block the windows or muffle their noises. It wasn't like they could focus on more than one thing at a time anyway, and right now, both of their minds were on the other, wanting to remember every single detail they could manage.

   Oikawa was the first to crack, practically ripping off Iwaizumi's shirt in the process. He craved that friction that only his ace could bring. Iwa soon followed suit, unzipping the pants of his setter with a grace that only months of practice could bring.

   Despite his eagerness, Oikawa was the first to cum as well, flopping down in Iwa's lap, exhausted.

   "Did you know sex is better when you're drunk, Iwa-chan? Everything seems so much more... enhanced."

   "Whatever you say Trashykawa, now come on. We have to go home and get cleaned up before anyone comes looking for us," Iwa coaxed the brunette, massaging the boy's head of curls.

   "Mmk Iwa-chan, whatever you say. But I'm only doing this because," he paused, sitting himself up. "I, love, you." Upon each word, the ace recieved a bop on the nose. He smiled despite himself, and lifted Oikawa out of the car princess style.

"Let me down Iwa-chan!!" Oikawa yelled, batting at the (sexy) arms of his holder.

Fuck, already, Iwa thought, I can't have him get defensive now...

"I'm driving," Oikawa stated, not even asking first. He grabbed the car keys and sat himself in the drivers seat, unmoving. There was no point in arguing with him when he was this drunk, no sensible logic would get through. No sensible logic was even going through either of their heads, so Iwa sat in the passengers seat without a complaint.

~

   It happened in the blink of an eye.

   Not even a scream escaped either of the boys' lips.

   Only the flashing of headlights.

   The unnerving stillness of the body next to Oikawa.

   The hot, sticky liquid that was running down his face. Down both of their faces.

   And the final breathe Oikawa took, before he went home with his lover, Iwaizumi.

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