Jk the Sequel

By i_am_a_breadstick

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I'm sure you'd like to hear about the irrelevant crap I endure on the daily adventures of life. More

A wasp and my ridiculous english teacher
Facts you should know
Butt
Hitler
Oops
Best sub ever
Summoning evil
Squidward Testicles
Safety first
Funeral home
I love me too
Drop ya mix tape
Fired already
Everbody needs Jesus
You die
Human anatomy
Beware
The answer is Jesus
Life update yasss

Rip my calculator

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By i_am_a_breadstick

Ok so in math I dropped my calculator.

You're prolly all like wha that aint no big deal

NO

I didnt just drop it. I PRACTICALLY THREW IT AT THE GROUND ON ACCIDENT AND IT WAS FREAKING LOUD. Its a big ass calculator

THE WHOLE FREAKING ROOM GOT SILENT AND THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND AND STARED AT ME FOR LEGIT 15 SECONDS just laughing at me

then

I did the walk of shame to pick it up. That was awful

Idk how but I managed to laugh the whole time even though I was crying on the inside

Oh dear someone halp me

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