Tagged by zehlanii 🔥🔥🔥
Ayyyye lit time to get overly personal and make a fool of myself. I'm probably gonna post a fuckload of photos bc why not, they're in my camera roll, I might as well put them to use But first, here are some vvv real actual photos of me:
me with the fam on vacation
Me being cuddled by calum
me when Luke was born
Ok ok legit me. I actually tried to look slightly decent here, and not like a moldy log that had a cameo in Shrek 1. Imma post 2 bc my skin was lookin fire that day and I didn't even have to use a shitty filter. Like I glo'd up for one day, then reverted back to trash idk what happened man
Ok let's get down 2 business fam 🌚🌚
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1) I'm such a hoe for calum
2) and asap
3) and Tyler
4) I'm just a hoe in general and I'm proud aiiii
5) I love love love horror movies
6) my favorite shows are: death note, Rick and Morty, The inbetweeners, courage the cowardly dog, steven's universe, law and offer: svu, South Park, Attack on Titan, and twin peaks
7) the most embarrassing moment of my life to date is when I tripped over a bike rack in front of a guy I was "in love with"
8) no wait actually the time I tried to kill myself and thought overdosing on pills would actually work, so I went into my family's medicine cabinet and actually only took like 15 vitamin C tablets lmaoooo this prompted an hour long talk with my parents about why I wanted to diiiiie omg good times fam
9) super stupid but sometimes I pretend that I'm making a YouTube video that's like a Q and A with questions from fans about what it's like dating calum omg gtg
10) Christopher Pike is my favorite author
11) I'm a huge night-owl like if I'm not in bed after 2:00, I ain't livin right
12) I'm all about astrology like if u can't mesh well with cancer's u gotta go
13) Shia LaBeouf is my nigga
14) if I could b anyone, I'd wanna be Zoë kravitz bc I think she's a perfect lil sleepy angel
15) I have this really bad thing where if I'm not constantly told by people (friends, ppl I like etc) that I'm liked/matter to them, I get really sad and can't function idk
16) I kind of have an addictive personality so if I like a person, I wanna spend all my time with them, and I think about them all the time and it's terrible
17) idfk why but sometimes I'll cut ppl out if my life for no reason. Like with friends, they could be perfect lil sunchildren, and I'll just get this urge to stop talking to them. Like I'll just shut them out for no logical reason idk if it's my subconscious trying to book it before I fuck up the relationship or whatever, but at times I just physically can't stand being around people that I'd ordinarily care about
18) I'm hella emotional like crybaby was deadass written about me
19) I can quote almost any line from the nightmare before Christmas, or American psycho
20) tall guys who wear rings with nice hands and arm veins make me vvvvv emotional
21) Sweden is my favorite country, and I know a fuckload of Swedish curse words that I used to use on ppl, and I really want to visit one day
22) my first concert was a one direction concert lmao lit Harry was lookin fine af that day too
23) my favorite color is blue. I think it's so beautiful aghhh
24) I have a penchant for falling for people really easily I hate it
25) I consider myself a femme fatale who scares boys but also intrigues them and has hot male teachers and dashing fuckboys under her spell, but in reality I get all my affirmation from guys I shouldn't care about lololololol and I'm a huge wuss
26) I'm a self proclaimed memelord
27) Pepe is and will always be my favorite meme, he just gets me ok I even got a whole folder dedicated to my main hoe like this isn't a joke
28) if ur meme game is weak, I can't fuck with you (5sos's meme game is so fucking weak omg I need 2 teach calum my ways)
29) I used to be a Luke girl omg silly me
30) the darkest time of my life is when I tried to be a lil black scene girl and tease my hair and genuinely liked botdf. I thought dahvie vanity was poppin god I hate my old self
31) one day I'm going to meet cash Mathieu and get him to fall in love with me I s2g
32) I'm agnostic
33) even though I don't really fuck with the idea of God 100%, I do this really lame thing where I make the same 3 wishes to a "higher power??" every night
33) I also make the same one wish at 11:11 every night
("Texting bitches at 11:12 making their wishes come true" ahhhh fetus Michael fucks me up)
34) -fuck this
-fuck you
-fuck me
-fuck it
-fuck no
-fuck him
-fuck offffff
Are like phrases that I say 131102 times a day
34) so yeah obviously from the last one, it's evident that I curse like a sailor it's so bad I can't sensor myself at alllllZ
35) I have a really short temper and get pissed off extremely easily like let's say a tourist isn't waking and is basically blocking my fucking way, I'll think about it for like 20 minutes after the fact and just fester inside and flame tf out of them in my head like I'll go off it's really not healthy moral of the story is, I'm terrible at dealing with my emotions yayyyyy
36) I'm in love with the idea of love I'm a gross hopeless romantic
37) but I'm also hella cynical and sarcastic to the point where I don't even know when I'm joking anymore
38) I used to be fucking terrified of chucky oh my god oh my god
39) Freddy Krueger is like my bitch, he's my favorite horror movie killer and I feel like his powers are the best and he's basically unstoppable (the only one who's like more powerful than him is Jason bc that fucker's like immortal wth)
40) EVERYTIME I watch scream, I want to fuck ghostface gahhhhh
41) if I could live in any movie it'd probably be pride and prejudice bc gee golly it must be fun living as a privileged white woman with a rich loving husband with tons of land!1!1!
I'm throwing shade, but the movie's actually really nice, Kiera knightly's great and mr. Darcy can fuck me up any day. Idk I'd probably wanna live in dear white ppl for a day just so I could flame all those privileged ignorant fucks and hang out with Sam bc 💞
42) I kind of hate my first name, which is Elissia, bc ppl always butcher the goddamn pronunciation like ??? I kind of like my middle name more, which is Rae
43) there's this really terrible picture of me online from when I was like 10 and made this really sus dating profile. Like I forgot the password so I could never delete the profile, and now it's Just there forever yikes
44) I never want to have kids, and I don't like little children at all, unless they're my friend's siblings
45) I also don't want to get married, unless it's to like, Calum
46) I feel hellllla uncomfortable when I eat in front of people oh my god I can't take it like if I'm the only one eating in my group of friends, I want to slit my throat
47) I joke around a lot about dying and it makes some of my friends super uncomfortable and my parents hate it like I'll be talking about a teacher for example, to my friends and say "yo my g. Makes me want to fucking stab myself with a dull pencil and choke on my own blood legit" or they'll be like yo how was ur weekend?? And I'll be like "oh just planned my own death wbu :))" but it'S BECAUSE I FEEL REALLY SAD A LOT OF THE TIME AND JUST TRY TO JOKE ABOUT FEELING DOWN IDK
48) I listen to albums I really like until I can't stand them anymore
49) I'm always scared to masturbate 2 hot ppl I like from my school bc I feel like they'll somehow know, anD I ALSO FEEL LIKE MY DEAD RELATIVES/EVERY DEAD PERSON EVER WILL FUCKING WATCH ME SO THAT THOUGHT TERRIFIED ME FOR LIKE A SOLID MONTH
50) best 4 last, I'm a hella woke smol bean who's vvvv proud of being black and my heritage aND U BEST BELIEVE THAT I WON'T HESITATE TO FLAME ALL WHITE FEMINISTS AS WELL AS OVERALL IGNORANT TRASH
Yikes this makes me sound like lonely emo trash but I'd say that's sadly pretty accurate fam
So ayyyyye if u made it 2 the end of this, I fucks with you almost as much as I fuck with my bby Earl !!!