The smirk on Apollo's face did not give Percy a good feeling. He felt that, whatever Apollo had planned next would involve him somehow and off course, he was right.
Apollo had announced that demigods and willing gods will be chosen to come up and sing. "I will pick the first person." He announced seeking a glance at Percy. Uh oh Percy thought.
"Perseus Jackson, get up here." Thalia and Faith sniggered while Lily grabbed his hand and began dragging him to the stage. He told Apollo the song after sending many glares and damning the god to the depths of Tartarus in his head, he began singing.
"Oh,
Well imagine,
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...
Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So, pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact,
Well I'll look at it this way,
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast,
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
I chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again."
Slowly the song came to an end and the crowd began cheering and clapping. "Screw you Apollo!" The hero muttered as he made his way back down. "Anyone else?" Apollo asked the crowd. Faith decided that she was going to embarrass her brother even further and her, Lily and Thalia grabbed his arms and dragged him back up.
Lily whispered the song in the sun gods ear and he laughed. He tune began playing with the snap of the gods fingers and Percy went bright red. 'Single ladies' by Beyoncé came on. Faith grabbed the microphone and handed it to Percy, singing along herself.
Let's just say nobody wanted Percy to get off that stage.
Request for the one-shot book are much appreciated. XD.