Incoming Call
Jackass Hamilton
11 : 29 pm
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"Late night thinking about me, baby?"
"No... gross."
"Seriously though, why did you call me?"
"I can't sleep."
"Because?"
"Because..."
"Because of what, Hamilton?"
"Because of y-you."
"Oh my god. I knew it!"
"No. I mean, it's because I'm disturbed."
"Because of me?!"
"Technically, yes. Maybe it's because of the fact that I don't know you but you know me and I'm somehow afraid on the thought of that."
"Whoa. Thanks for telling me. Look, I was just messing with you. Don't take everything seriously."
"I know but─"
"I'll just help you with Avalon."
"Huh?"
"As your daily stalker, I know that the two of you has issues. Since, I think you're my friend. Wait... are we even friends?"
"Yea, sure. Whatever. Just remove the 'daily stalker' part off."
"Okay, then... as I was trying to say, I just want to help."
"Really?! Thank you, Grasshopper."
"Anytime, my dearest Sensei."
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Call Ended
11 : 30 pm
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