Incoming Call
Planet (?)
12 : 45 am
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"Hello?"
"Um, hi?"
"Can you be the grease to my bacon?"
"I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy."
"Well... the touching side is better."
"Dudeee, when are you going to ask Avalon out?"
"That's why I'm practicing some cheesy pick-up lines to make her say yes."
"And you decided to try one of them to me?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
"It's obvious, duh. Anyway, you need to have a different approach."
"No more cheesy pick-up lines?"
"Yes."
"But they're the best!"
"I know... so overrated."
"Then what?"
"Describe Avalon please."
"Um, she's pretty. She has blonde hair. She also has those captivating green eyes and... I don't know? She's just her. I like her being the simple way she is."
"What is your ideal date?"
"I don't really have an ideal date. As long as I'm with the one I love, I'm fine with it."
"Tell me some of her interests."
"Er, she likes listening to music."
"What genre?"
"To come and think of it... I don't actually know."
"You're making my job a lot worse than I've expected it to be."
"I'm sorry, okay?"
"No, because you're not Justin Bieber!"
"What the heck, Grasshopper?"
"Nothing... anyway, still don't get the clue I left last night?"
"Yea... what about it?"
"It's my name, Jackass."
"Your name is Planet?"
"My name is a planet, stupid brain."
"Another hint, maybe?"
"I'M A FREAKING AMPHIBIAN, BITCH."
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Call Ended
12 : 46 am
"What the actual fuck?"
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In Another World
Short Story❝Can you be the grease to my bacon?❞ ❝I found that equally touching and disturbing that I don't know which side to buy.❞ ❝Well... the touching side is better.❞ - warning: this story may create wrinkles due to excessive cringing. read at your own ris...
