The Book Of Random

By hypebrat

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The Book Of Random
Dafuq post
Pucchi Relatable Post
Tori's Relatable Post
Relatable Posts
To Do List
Cornucopia
BURNED!
Sparkling Vampire
The FUN Song Hunger Games Style
A very inspiring quote by Captain Jack Sparrow
I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
I SET FIRE TO THE BREAD
When life gives you lemons
the routine of putting on jeans
i had a dream about you...
What would you do if there was no google?
Conversation with kid and mom
SWAG
Horror movies and toasters
Say this
Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Narnia, And Hunger Games Fans
when a friend doesn't come to school
If you hurt her...
WHY do we need school?
Scary movie
I Like You
Super market
some people deserve to be hi-fived....
I Need To Tell You Something
I'm on a diet
The Gummy Bear Alphabet
Pen
Bob
"Push"
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Grumpy Cat Version
Sneezing
Hey You
Skittles and Nationwide
potatoes
Friends and Best Friends
My friends
Trololol
Happiness
Low Gravity
HANNIBAL LECTER 'N' BRITNEY
DOGS AND CATS
DRIVERS EDUCATION EXAM ANSWERS
Cookie monster quote
they said i could be anything
PARENTS COMPLAIN
midnight snacks
10 ways to annoy people
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Dave
almighty, fuzzy, fear it
M.O.M
You call me a bitch
LOLSOTRUE POSTS
ooohh
take that Cato!
The Ten Commandments Harry Potter Fans Must Follow...
Jingle Bells
COME AT ME BRO!
messing up hair..........
Lazy people fact
RANDOM THINGS TO DO (When You're Really, Really Bored)
two very ridiculous knock knock jokes
Nerd
4) Funny/Relatable/Quotes/Comeback
When Life Throws You Lemons
who divided this up????
"I got nothing man..."
OMG ARE YOU OK?!
That awkward moment.... and petting dogs
restraining yourself
We are the WTF generation....
That awesome moment... with best friend
Note to self
Tip
How fast can you guess these words?
As your best friend...
Fuck Logic...... Spongebob
Old people at weddings...
A/N
My life is like a romantic comedy
I didn't trip...
me opening the fridge...
robbing, laughing, and searching....
I "accidentally" bumped into my ex today....
Bitch please
My name is Bond and my name is Please
57 ways to annoy your sister
101 ways to annoy your teacher
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
What would eve do for a Klondike bar?
I WILL NEVER SAY NEVER
Madea quotes
I'm Madea...
taste the rainbow
you ask, no you ask
THIS BOY is genius
your xbox broke didn't it...
Imagine if...
Birthday Card
"Are you human?"
I don't think I could...
Can't be tamed
'TRY ME'
You going to be a doctor!
Hydrogen and Stupidity
When all else fails...
I give 100% at work
Everything I like
He was so mean.
Positive thought for the day
Why is your room always so messy?
I tried being normal once...
"Mom, I have good news!"
They say love is more important than money...
I'm so damn funny
This one sentance has power...
I'd rather enter the Hunger Games...
"No one gives a fuck..."
Ghetto translations
Me? Weird?
When my names in a math problem
Think of a number between 0 and 20
When people speak in another language?
#fuck this shit
"Easy open"
Thug life
IDGAF
Everything they do is offensive
Bouncing phones
#1 Rule during arguments
"Ok, ok... I'm gonna be serious now."
Ninja Turtles
let's all take a moment
How to find the name of the song
When I'm depressed
Pet Peeves
"getting lucky"
I don't have bad handwriting
Lazy rule
"Did you get braces?"
Didn't grandpa die in his sleep?
To Do list 2
There are 3 levels of pain.
DAFUQ!?
In class and an exam
l like trains...
Barking
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
Banana?
I don't care what your gender is
I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore...
"Can you hear me?"
I threw a bitch in the well
Those crazy 5 seconds
3 words 8 letters... say it and I'm yours...
"Your so pretty!"
"k."
EASTER EGG
I finally found love
True Story
My toes~ MunchingBrotato
Till death do us part
Despicable Me 2 Quotes
*Coughs* Munchingbrotato
YOU WANNA FUCK ON ME?
MUSHROOMS!
Cure to my bad mood
"Is that cake?"
SHOOT FOR THE MOON.
All my life I thought air was free...
trust issues
W T F
"LET ME LOVE YOU!"
That one person in your class...
Just so you know
Ghost Busters..... Ssundee style
You can't get me now!~ MunchingBrotato
Apparently being sexy includes woping
Scissors cuts paper and a bunch of other things
Im not insane
Moving On Out~ My Wife and Kids
Marvin Gaye never swore....~ Michael Kyle
I bet he won't shove it in that pocket~ My Wife and Kids
My Wife and Kids Quotes
Advice On Parent Teacher Conferences
Pom Gets WiFi Quotes
A/N
IT'S A SURPRISE
Poyo and Hide-Kun
Skiing in Vermont
FIRST RULE IN ALGEBRA
Stages of Beard Length
just now finding out
mutual
attached probs
turn on

The Types of Kids In School

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    The Types of Kids In School

Number uno. This kid is called the know it all. If a teacher asks a question, of course, the know it all will raise their hands. No offense to the know it alls. Their answer would be of course 'I know'.  Sometimes they may even add a little more information then needed.

Number dos.  As Superwoman says, the older sexBOMB.  Now this fine and smexi beast is the older sexBOMB. You may not know anything about him but you know that they are a mother effin smexi beast. When they peek at chu BOOM! Its like a party down there. If you are anything like Superwoman in this situation ( for example me) you will come up with a code name. For example alert:

Friend: So did you hear about the party?

Me: Yea li- alert, alert, alert, alert, ALERT!

SexBOMB walks by and winks at you guys. You and your friend faint.

Good names for sexBOMB:

Squirtle

Sexier Channing Tatum

The complete sexBOMB 

I ran out sooo... yea

Numero Three.  The Smexi Player. Now this guy is a total utter jerk and a player BUT! Hold your horses... HE IS SO EFFIN SMEXI. I mean, he would walk buy....... and BOOM! your quiet and instantly faint. We all know he plays with girls hearts, but the sad thing is, we girls always go for them. I know stupid blah blah blah. We can't take his charm. We instantly fall at his feet and stuff. Its like he uses us. For example tampon: He has one night stands with us and dumps us leaving us craving for weird but yummy oreos, chocolate, and many junk food or candy.

Four. The so called Queen of the School. This girl is the so called queen of the school. She walks in every effin day like she owns the damn place! I mean hi excuse me, uh do you have parents that own the school and are you allowed to do that or, did you get knocked on the head? I mean come on, the rest of us are trying to survive this place called hell as is but you come and make it worse.

What number are we on? Oh yea FIVE! The A/V crew.  Turns out it is proven that when they grow up they will do the most deranged things. Ok most of them. NOT ALL!  So the lesson here my kiddies is BE NICE TO THEM! ITS IN BOLD LETTERS!

NUMBER SIX. The water works. Now my friend, this is mostly girls. They fall in love like its nothing! Shes like cupids most wanted target. If she had a boyfriend and they broke up, no offense, its like they never heard of songs by Taylor Swift.

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