Jk the Sequel

By i_am_a_breadstick

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I'm sure you'd like to hear about the irrelevant crap I endure on the daily adventures of life. More

A wasp and my ridiculous english teacher
Butt
Hitler
Oops
Best sub ever
Summoning evil
Squidward Testicles
Safety first
Rip my calculator
Funeral home
I love me too
Drop ya mix tape
Fired already
Everbody needs Jesus
You die
Human anatomy
Beware
The answer is Jesus
Life update yasss

Facts you should know

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•my best friend is a garbanzo bean

•I'm so afraid of spiders that Im not afraid to burn my house down and live in the middle of the ocean on a nasty houseboat with my stuffed giraffe.

•I have a horse which is the only thing that I ever will be responsible enough to take care of because horses are better than smelly people.

•Im Adele af. I want her to be my godmother, but if that were to happen she'd be 9 years old when I was a baby.

•I may seem like a Luke girl, but I am married to the one and only Ashton Irwin. He just doesn't know it yet. We also have a kid named Joey.

•When I was around 6, I said I wanted to be a mom when I grew up because I didn't know what I wanted to do and I still don't and I'm not very fond of babies so I'll pass on that. Thx bye

•I have a big ass mouth. I will threaten the crap out of anyone and then I'll hide in a dark closet hoping the don't find me.

•I'm only writing these because I have homework to do hahahaha

•peace

•love

•don't vote for Donald Trump

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