Haikyuu!! Crack

By sugadorable

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For all your Haikyuu!! needs, be them funny, angsty, happy, indecent, etc. More

Basic Info about Writer-chan
DaiSuga
TsukkiYama
KenYama
KuroTsukki
Oikawa
IwaOi
Bokuto
Tsukishima
KageHina
DaiSuga
Kuro
Kenma
Sugawara
AsaNoya
Suga
KiyoYachi
KiyoSuga
KuroKen
KageHina
Hinata
Kenma
Oikawa
Nishinoya
Tsukki X Reader
Team Moms
Christmas Play
Vampire AU (Karasuno)
Vampire AU (Nekoma)
Vampire AU (AobaJohsai)
Vampire AU (Fukurodani)
Vampire AU (Date Tech)
Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)
Foreigner AU (Karasuno First Years)
Height challenges
Bro
Random Akaashi hc
KageHina One-Shot
How Each Couple Tells the Team They're Dating
Ennoshita just got friendzoned
Music #1
Music #2
Cooking #1
Cooking #2
Cooking #3
Random conversation #1
Cooking #4
YES
Hmmmm
Alisaaaaaa
DaiSuga Fluff (one-shot?)
Cooking #5
Tmw
Carrying (Karasuno and Nekoma)
Carrying (Aoba Johsai and Dateko)
Fuuuuuuudge
Captain Song hc's
You know who's beautiful?
I don't have a problem
(Sad-ish) Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Akaashi Drabble
Next One-shot Poll
Bokuto One-shot
Lev One-shot
AsaNoya Texts
KuroKen Texts
Yamaguchi One-shot
Yaku One-shot
Saeko One-shot
Motivational Letter - Bokuto
Love Letter - Akaashi
Kiyoko Drabble
Haikyuu!! Season 3
Random headcanons
What to expect
ASK/DARE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS!
KuroKen Awareness Chapter
During Nekoma Practice
AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Kouji x Izumi Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Haikyuu Pick Up Lines
Lev Headcanons (SFW)
Oikawa Mini One-shot (NSFW ish)
Akaashi Headcanons (SFW)
Random Nekoma Headcanon
SPECIAL CHAPTER (&thank you)
Kenma Headcanons (NSFW)
BokuAka Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Tsukishima Headcanons (SFW)
S2 Ep25
BokuAka Songfic
QuizUp Karasuno Headcanons
BoKuro One-shot
Bokuto One-shot
Mini Kuroo One-shot
smol karasuno cheerleader
OiHina Headcanons (SFW)
KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)
another smol karasuno cheerleader
Suga One-shot
the volleydorks' fav LL! girls
TsukkiYachi Headcanons (SFW)
Important Questions
How they confess their feelings
AkaSuga Headcanons (NSFW)
Daishou One-shot (sin)
#ProtectYaku2k16
Random Bokuto Headcanon
DaiSuga (not) One-shot
INO HIROKI
Naming (Kageyama Headcanon)
DAN (KenHina Headcanon)
When You're Sick (Karasuno)
Kenma One-shot (sin)
Oikawa Songfic
OiHina Headcanons (NSFW)
Captains as Vocaloid Songs
TsukkiYama One-shot
Cooking #6
Love Live/Haikyuu AU (hc)
tfw ideas (upcoming things: update)
KuroKen One-shot
Blueberry ♡ Train
Natsu does your hair
Akaashi One-shot
Bokuto Crack
WE DID IT
DaiSuga One-shot
Kageyama One-shot (sin)
Requests
Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
hugs
Kuroo One-shot
Suga (special) One-shot
Karasuno's talents
Nekoma's talents
pet names (Suga and Akaashi)
pet names (Bokuto and Oikawa)
Hinata Songfic
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 1/2)
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 2/2)
Tsukki One-Shot
YamaYachi One-shot
Suga One-shot
a/n
affection
OiHina One-shot
KiyoSae poly relationship headcanons
AsaNoya One-shot
MattsuHana Reader Poly (songfic)
support
TeruShou Headcanons
Tsukishima One-shot (sin)
things to think about when you're sad
KuroKen Fluff
things to think about when you're sad pt.2
scent headcanons
recolors
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot (alternate ending)
Cross Ship Poly One-shot
volleydorks and pet play
Kuroo One-shot
KageHina One-shot
KageKen One-shot
Suga ships
Kiyoko One-shot
how to get people to watch Haikyuu
KuroTsuki Poly One-shot (songfic)
more cracks
Kuroo One-shot
sleeping headcanons
cliché zodiac chapter
TsukiYama Not-shot
Alisa One-shot
UshiTen Reader Poly One-shot
IwaOi One-shot
IwaOi FLUFF
TsukkiYama Drabble
OiYama One-shot
i could not help myself
Random Imagines
Yes Boy (BokuAka)
How Long Will I Love You? (DaiSuga)
'No homo' (crack)
YakuLev One-shot
KuroKen (crack?)
random crack
fluffy imagines
KuroKen One-shot (pt.1)
KuroKen One-shot (pt.2)
Kenma Crack
He Was Looking For a Princess (IwaOi)
Sugawara Birthday Special
grand finale crack

Tendou One-shot

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By sugadorable

I swear I'm working on my requests!! There's 3 right now and then after those are done maybe I'll open up for more... But for now enjoy my inability to control my desires

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   "Tendou!" you had called him one evening.
   "(Name)!" he mocked you, issuing the same level of enthusiasm as you had used.
   "Tendou I swear—" but you were cut off mid thought.
   "Whatcha need, babe?" he asked.
   "Okay," you began. "I really, really wanna know what's so good about 'Netflix and chill' so can you come over tonight??"
   There was silence on the other side of the line.
   "D-did I say something weird??" you quickly stuttered.
   "No, babe. I'll be over," and with that, he ended the call. Little did you know he was already busy prepping for 'Netflix and chill' as soon as he hung up.
   Thirty minutes later, he was knocking on your door. Thank goodness your parents were on an extended business trip, they weren't very fond of your boyfriend.
   "Okay, okay!" you yelled toward the closed door. "I'm coming!"
   Opening the door, you were greeted by the smug face of Tendou. It was odd, his facial expression was normally different or out of the ordinary, but today it was especially mischievous.
   He sauntered through the door, obviously struggling to keep his composure. "Ready?"
   "Uhh sure...?" You answered, voice raising slightly at the end of your response.
   Ushering him in, you grabbed two cups and a bag of popcorn. "Food?"
   "Why not get a little adventurous~?" he said.
   Okay, you were used to Tendou being full of himself and all but this was completely different from normal.
   "What's up with you?" you finally gave in to your curiosity.
   "I just never thought you would suggest we do this," he calmly replied.
   "But all we're doing is watching a movie..." you said.
   Tendou's face immediately burst into tears from laughter.
   "I should have known you didn't know what you were talking about!" he giggled. "Your innocence has prevailed again!"
   Confusion edging onto your face, you shook your head in disbelief.
   "Why would someone call it 'Netflix and chill' if you're not going to watch Netflix?" you muttered to yourself.
   "Well it's not like you don't watch anything, you just get... distracted," he explained. "You see (name), what you asked me to do? You asked me if I wanted to come over so we could do it."
   Shock rushed over you. You were absolutely embarrassed and wanted to go crawl in the nearest hole available. Tears even started to pool at the edges of your eyes. 'How could I have been so ignorant?!' you thought to yourself.
   "Babe," Tendou soothed. "It's alright. We can just watch a movie and eat that popcorn you suggested."
   You smiled at his attempt of easing your embarrassment. Picking the popcorn that you had previously dropped, you walked over to the microwave and started to pop it.
   "Okay," you laughed. "We'll watch a movie."
   "Mmmk," Tendou ruffled your hair.
   "But maybe we can actually try out the 'Netflix and chill' after~" you winked.
   Tendou could barely sit through the movie, much less keep his ever-growing excitement hidden. You laughed at his attempts and focused back on the movie playing, also eager for it to end.

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