The Gay Gatsby

By mismatchedsockslife

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Who in their right mind would ask a teenager to write a 4000 word essay on the works of F. Scott Fitzgerald a... More

Chapter 1: Coffee with a Spoonful of Hate
Chapter 2: Sex, Satan and Homosexuality
Chapter 3: Take a Chance On Me
Chapter 4: Cha and the Neutral Milk Hotel Cult
Chapter 5: Can I Find Nick's Heterosexuality on Google Maps?
Chapter 6: Alcohol's Organic, Right?
Chapter 7: Chance Cares Too Much and Callaway Swears Too Much
Chapter 8: Sticky Notes? More Like Sticky NOPES
Chapter 9: Wasn't This in a Porno?
Chapter 10: Everyone Hates Calamari
Chapter 11: The F Word (Friendship)
Chapter 12: In Which Chance Has 83 Protons
Chapter 13: Cappucci-NO
Chapter 14: Callaway Puts the Hot in Psychotic
Chapter 15: I Can Be the John to Your Sherlock
Chapter 16: Aly Cries and Callaway's Chill Dies
Chapter 17: Calla-Gay and Chance Fight the Forces of Evil (Teenagers)
Chapter 18: Pining as Hard as an Evergreen Forest
Chapter 19: Har-ASS-ment
Chapter 20: Misunderstandings: The Musical
Chapter 21: Did I Jasper Your Opinion?
Chapter 22: Chance Puts the Pain in Painting
Chapter 23: Callaway Law-SIN
Chapter 24: Gay and Clichรฉ
Chapter 25: Hardcore Violence and Temporary Silence
IMPORTANT NEWS
Chapter 26: Pants Shampoos Gets Jealous
Chapter 27: In Which Chance Gets WET
Chapter 28: Peppermint Hot Chocolate and Ginger-DEAD
Chapter 29: Guys, Lies and, Unfortunately, No Fries
Chapter 30: Callaway Puts the Pro in Project
Chapter 31: Whoever Said That Gay Meant Happy Lied
Chapter 32: Episode VI: Return of the Aly
Please dont murder me
Chapter 33: I Spy with my Little Eye Something that is Gay (Callaway)
Chapter 34: Life Sucks Dick (or LSD)
Chapter 35: The Climax: Porn or Plot?

NOT AN UPDATE: In which my friends SUCK

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By mismatchedsockslife

Okay, my friends are assholes and they've been spamming my comments/being kind of mean to people.

So please be aware that they are not serious. They are actually genuinely nice and I am sO SORRY.

These are their users:

- jessthehuman11 - very nice and is like three feet tall (she is Chance)
- high_rising_weirdo - emo and guitar
- ZoeGBWhy - scary, almost Callaway minus drugs and gay and alcohol. So not Callaway???? Idk
- jojirf - full fledged bitch. Feel free to call him out.

From left to right: Jessica (smol Chance-y one), Joji (bitch), Hannah - behind everyone (not an asshole bc she hasn't commented), Zoe (Callaway sorta) and Shannon (emo)

Hope no one gets too offended by my friends and stays aware that they are not genuine about what they're saying!

Oh and please gO HATE ON THEM.

- Eve

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