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EXO BEING KIDNAPPED
Suho : What do you want from me? I'll give you all my Money, If you want.
D.O : D____________O
Kai : *strips*
(kidnapper : Omaygad. *Faints*)
Baekhyun : OMO. Don't kill me Please. Here's all my Eyeliners, Here it is.
*cries*
Chanyeol : OH HI! I'm Chanyeol, What's your name? *Derp smile*
Chen : OMAYGOSH. I'M STILL VIRGIN, PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME!
(Kindapper : Dumb. I'm just Kidnapping you. I'm not going to rape you.)
Chen : I'm Just Suggesting.
Sehun : LULU! where are you? Help Me!
Luhan : Hey You! Don't Touch my Sehunnie! *punches the kidnapper* You're safe now, Sehunnie.
Tao : Let Go of My Gucci Collection or I will WUSHU YOU!
Xiumin : H-Here's all my Meaty Buns T.T Please take care of them. *CRIES*
Lay : Plea- Oh Wait! Who Are you? Why do you hold a gun? Is this a Drama?
Kris : Bitch. Let Go Of me. My Son Ace, Is still waiting for me.
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[(WHEN EXO CONFESS THEIR LOVE TO YOU)]
--CHEN VERSION--
You : I have a question.
Chen : What?
You : Will you catch me if I fall?
Chen : No! I don't want to broke my bones! *laughs*
You : Hmmp! Then you're not a good friend!
Chen : How about me? Will you catch me?
You : Of course not! *cross arms*
Chen : But I am falling for you.
You : Huh? I'm sorry?
Chen : Yes, you heard it right. I'm falling for you. Now please catch me. It will hurt my butt if you wouldn't. *winks*
@---~Nkammjong
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[(WHEN EXO CONFESS THEIR LOVE TO YOU)]
--SUHO VERSION--
You : Do you know how many people takes to complete the world?
Suho : I don't know.
You : Millions! It take millions to complete the world.
Suho : Yeah, it takes millions to complete the world but it only takes you to complete mine. *winks*
You : Don't joke around.
Suho : *kiss you on the lips* Do you still think I'm joking?
You : N-No. __
~Nkammjong
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[(WHEN EXO CONFESS THEIR LOVE TO YOU)]
--TAO VERSION--
Tao : Oh! This gucci is beautiful!
You : -__-
Tao : Omo! There's a new arrival!
You : -__-
Tao : I should buy this! What do you think?
You : Its up to you. -____-
Tao : It's really awesome! You want me to buy one for you too?
You : No thanks! -____-
Tao : *put's his arm to your shoulder* What's wrong?
You : I'm just sick of your addiction. That's all.
Tao : *wraps his arms around your waist*
You : O///O W-Why?
Tao : You know what, I have other addiction besides gucci bags.
You : Really? What?
Tao : It's not what, who. *kiss you on the cheek and walks out*
~Nkammjong
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[(WHEN EXO CONFESS THEIR LOVE TO YOU)]
--SEHUN VERSION--
You : Where did you get those handcuffs?
Sehun : *ignores*
You : What are you going to do with that handcuffs?
Sehun : *ignores*
You : Hey! *punch his shoulder* Hey! Are you deaf?
Sehun : *put the handcuffs on your hand*
You : What do you think you are doing?!!
Sehun : You are my prisoner now! *evil laugh*
You : It's no funny! You're so bad! ><
Sehun : *moves closer to your face* You think I'm bad putting handcuffs on your hand and make my prisoner.... *move even closer and whispers* to my heart? *winks*
You : O/////////O
~Nkammjong
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[(WHEN EXO CONFESS THEIR LOVE TO YOU)]
--KAI VERSION--
You : I heard you're in love with someone?
Kai : Yes. That's true.
You : May I know who is she?
Kai : *ignores*
You : Do I know her?
Kai : *ignores*
You : Can I meet her?
Kai : Come. *brings you in front of mirror*
You : What now?
Kai : You want to meet her right? There, right infront of you.
You : *speechless*
Kai : *hugs you from behind and whispers* I'm inlove with you.
~Νkammjong
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[(WHEN EXO CONFESS THEIR LOVE TO YOU)]
--CHANYEOL VERSION--
Chanyeol : (your name) I LOVE YOU!
You : Hahaha Funny!
Chanyeol : I'm serious.
You : Please don't tricked me! ><
Chanyeol : I'm not.
You : Really?
Chanyeol : Yes. Can you just believe me?
You : B-But.
Chanyeol : Why? You don't trust me?
You : No it's not like that! I'm just afraid that you might stop loving me. >< I'm just preparing myself.
Chanyeol : *holds your hand* My love for you is like breathing, how can I stop?
~Nkammjong