Haikyuu!! Crack

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For all your Haikyuu!! needs, be them funny, angsty, happy, indecent, etc. Mais

Basic Info about Writer-chan
DaiSuga
TsukkiYama
KenYama
KuroTsukki
Oikawa
IwaOi
Bokuto
Tsukishima
KageHina
DaiSuga
Kuro
Kenma
Sugawara
AsaNoya
Suga
KiyoYachi
KiyoSuga
KuroKen
KageHina
Hinata
Kenma
Oikawa
Nishinoya
Tsukki X Reader
Team Moms
Christmas Play
Vampire AU (Karasuno)
Vampire AU (Nekoma)
Vampire AU (AobaJohsai)
Vampire AU (Fukurodani)
Vampire AU (Date Tech)
Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)
Foreigner AU (Karasuno First Years)
Height challenges
Bro
Random Akaashi hc
KageHina One-Shot
How Each Couple Tells the Team They're Dating
Ennoshita just got friendzoned
Music #1
Music #2
Cooking #1
Cooking #2
Cooking #3
Random conversation #1
Cooking #4
YES
Hmmmm
Alisaaaaaa
DaiSuga Fluff (one-shot?)
Cooking #5
Tmw
Carrying (Karasuno and Nekoma)
Carrying (Aoba Johsai and Dateko)
Fuuuuuuudge
Captain Song hc's
You know who's beautiful?
I don't have a problem
(Sad-ish) Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Akaashi Drabble
Next One-shot Poll
Bokuto One-shot
Lev One-shot
AsaNoya Texts
KuroKen Texts
Yamaguchi One-shot
Yaku One-shot
Saeko One-shot
Motivational Letter - Bokuto
Love Letter - Akaashi
Kiyoko Drabble
Haikyuu!! Season 3
Random headcanons
What to expect
ASK/DARE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS!
KuroKen Awareness Chapter
During Nekoma Practice
AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Kouji x Izumi Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Haikyuu Pick Up Lines
Lev Headcanons (SFW)
Oikawa Mini One-shot (NSFW ish)
Akaashi Headcanons (SFW)
Random Nekoma Headcanon
SPECIAL CHAPTER (&thank you)
Kenma Headcanons (NSFW)
BokuAka Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Tsukishima Headcanons (SFW)
S2 Ep25
QuizUp Karasuno Headcanons
BoKuro One-shot
Bokuto One-shot
Mini Kuroo One-shot
smol karasuno cheerleader
OiHina Headcanons (SFW)
KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)
another smol karasuno cheerleader
Suga One-shot
the volleydorks' fav LL! girls
TsukkiYachi Headcanons (SFW)
Important Questions
How they confess their feelings
AkaSuga Headcanons (NSFW)
Daishou One-shot (sin)
#ProtectYaku2k16
Random Bokuto Headcanon
Tendou One-shot
DaiSuga (not) One-shot
INO HIROKI
Naming (Kageyama Headcanon)
DAN (KenHina Headcanon)
When You're Sick (Karasuno)
Kenma One-shot (sin)
Oikawa Songfic
OiHina Headcanons (NSFW)
Captains as Vocaloid Songs
TsukkiYama One-shot
Cooking #6
Love Live/Haikyuu AU (hc)
tfw ideas (upcoming things: update)
KuroKen One-shot
Blueberry ♡ Train
Natsu does your hair
Akaashi One-shot
Bokuto Crack
WE DID IT
DaiSuga One-shot
Kageyama One-shot (sin)
Requests
Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
hugs
Kuroo One-shot
Suga (special) One-shot
Karasuno's talents
Nekoma's talents
pet names (Suga and Akaashi)
pet names (Bokuto and Oikawa)
Hinata Songfic
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 1/2)
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 2/2)
Tsukki One-Shot
YamaYachi One-shot
Suga One-shot
a/n
affection
OiHina One-shot
KiyoSae poly relationship headcanons
AsaNoya One-shot
MattsuHana Reader Poly (songfic)
support
TeruShou Headcanons
Tsukishima One-shot (sin)
things to think about when you're sad
KuroKen Fluff
things to think about when you're sad pt.2
scent headcanons
recolors
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot (alternate ending)
Cross Ship Poly One-shot
volleydorks and pet play
Kuroo One-shot
KageHina One-shot
KageKen One-shot
Suga ships
Kiyoko One-shot
how to get people to watch Haikyuu
KuroTsuki Poly One-shot (songfic)
more cracks
Kuroo One-shot
sleeping headcanons
cliché zodiac chapter
TsukiYama Not-shot
Alisa One-shot
UshiTen Reader Poly One-shot
IwaOi One-shot
IwaOi FLUFF
TsukkiYama Drabble
OiYama One-shot
i could not help myself
Random Imagines
Yes Boy (BokuAka)
How Long Will I Love You? (DaiSuga)
'No homo' (crack)
YakuLev One-shot
KuroKen (crack?)
random crack
fluffy imagines
KuroKen One-shot (pt.1)
KuroKen One-shot (pt.2)
Kenma Crack
He Was Looking For a Princess (IwaOi)
Sugawara Birthday Special
grand finale crack

BokuAka Songfic

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Song- "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco

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   It was Bokuto's big day. He was getting married, and to the girl of his dreams. Granted, it took him a while to settle down with someone.

   His previous years before meeting his fiancé were full of one night stands. He didn't care who it was, what gender they were, their looks weren't even a concern to Bokuto. All he craved was their body.

   That was until he met her.

   Yukie Shirofuku, a previous Fukurodani manager, the perfect angel. In Bokuto's eyes at least. Except she wasn't an angel at all.

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   "What a beautiful wedding!" One of Yukie's bridesmaids said.

   "Yes, but what a shame. Poor Bokuto's bride is a whore," the waiter replied.

-

   Everything was in place. The flowers were pristinely set, matching both the bridesmaids' dresses and the other various decorations. The invitees were all waiting patiently in the folding chairs set up in an open clearing, the sun shining brightly down on them. The Officiant was standing at the front of the wedding arch, going through their notes one last time.

   Bokuto seemed like the only one not mentally present. The flower girl was anxiously anticipating her debut, practicing her smile, deciding how she would distribute the few flowers in her basket. The ring bear kept glancing down at the pillow which was bestowed upon him with great expectations, wondering how such a thing could be so, shiny and magical. Even Akaashi, Bokuto's Best Man, seemed cool, calm, and collected in his thoughts.

   Akaashi Keiji, the one who wanted to be more than "just friends." The one who supported his best friend through thick and thin, mood swing after mood swing, he had been there for everything. And now he was watching the one man he loved be married to a filthy slut. For as much as Akaashi secretly wished he was the one that would be with Bokuto for life, he didn't have the heart to tell the other the truth. That Yukie had been meeting with another guy for months. That she really didn't love Bokuto, she just loved his attention. His body. His willingness to give everything he was to her. And it broke the setter's heart.

-

   The silence quickly became awkward.

   Bokuto had been standing, waiting, for Yukie to come in for over 3 minutes now.

   "She's probably just fixing her hair. Or maybe her dress was too long. Or maybe..." Bokuto thought to himself.

   Then Akaashi walked up to him. He pointed toward the house, just a minute's walk away. Shaking his head, he led Bokuto to the building.

-

   Yukie was making out with another man, passionately at that. She didn't even notice the creak of the door as Akaashi eased it open. Nor the look of pure shock on her fiancé's face as he watched her, unable to look away.

   Only when Bokuto snapped did she look up. Only when he stalked up to her, promptly slapped the living daylight out of her, and spat in the man's face, did she realize what was happening. But by then, it was too late. She couldn't change her actions, not that she necessarily wanted to. Bokuto and Akaashi were already gone.

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   "Bokuto-san..." Akaashi attempted to comfort the no-longer groom.

   "Akaashi..." Bokuto whimpered. "How... How could she... I thought she loved me..."

   Akaashi shook his head apologetically. "She wasn't the one, Bokuto-san. Forget her."

   The two walked in silence, no destination in mind. The silence wasn't strained, it was more comforting. Akaashi's heart was almost pounding out of his chest, while Bokuto's lay a broken mess, not sure if it would ever be able to be put together again.

   And then Akaashi couldn't help himself.

   He hugged the taller male, taking in his scent, his warmth, his hurt. He embraced Bokuto, not letting go.

   Bokuto melted into the hug, letting Akaashi share the pain in him.

-

   A week later, Bokuto and Akaashi were together. Bokuto soon moved into Akaashi's apartment, and Akaashi welcomed him with loving arms.

   Whenever Bokuto would get into one of his famous mood swings, Akaashi could now just hug him, and everything would be right with the world. Just a smile from Akaashi was enough to drive Bokuto crazy. But there were things that easily drove Akaashi wild too. His favorite feature of Bokuto was his arms, his lovely, buff, beautiful arms. Akaashi could stare at them for eternity and not want to look away. But they loved each other. And they were finally both happy, once again.

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