7:10 PM
Did you get home safely?
7:15 PM
Maine.
7:20 PM
Maine? Please reply.
7:24 PM
Should I be proud that I have now a protective boyfriend?
7:30 PM
Protective, huh.
7:31 PM
Bakit ba? Feel ko.
7:31 PM
Okay, okay...
7:32 PM
So what now? It is so much better in person. I'm much talkative in person.
7:32 PM
Halata namang madaldal ka sa personal.
7:33 PM
So I suggest we ask each other questions? You know... you slept during the movie.
7:34 PM
What can I do? I stayed up all night for a report. Are you expecting for something to happen in the dark areas of the cinema?
7:35 PM
Minsan hindi ko alam if you're teasing me or you're just being straightforward. And no, I'm not hoping for anything. What do you take me for?
7:36 PM
Are you offended?
7:36 PM
Nope.
7:36 PM
So twenty-one questions?
7:37 PM
You're dying to know me? Lol I am an interesting specimen after all
7:38 PM
You wish.
7:38 PM
Ang cute natin no? Parang no sweet bones at all
7:39 PM
I'm the only cute one here
7:40 PM
*vomits*
7:41 PM
First question: Am I your first boyfriend?
7:43 PM
Ang tagal magreply. Tss
7:45 PM
Bawal magCR?
7:46 PM
You're in the bathroom for five whole minutes?
7:47 PM
Hindi ako tumae, in case you're wondering, Faulkerson
7:47 PM
Defensive.
7:48 PM
Just clearing things out. 😏
7:49 PM
So what now?
7:50 PM
Wait lang, ha. I'm finding your curiosity amusing kasi. Can I take a step back and find you adorable muna? Hahaha! 😂😂
7:51 PM
What's wrong with asking? I am just asking
7:51 PM
Before I answer that, sabihin ko muna that this all felt surreal. Wala lang. 'Di ko naman kasi inimagine na makakatext kita. Haha! 😂
7:51 PM
Never in your whole life you imagined you'd be getting someone as good as me? Oh, well
7:52 PM
I don't know if you're joking or plainly bragging
7:52 PM
Plainly bragging for you to appreciate how lucky you are that I am attracted to you
7:53 PM
Kapal! Hiningi ko bang magustuhan mo ako? Did I flirt with you back then? I didn't even contact you 'no you were the one who kept on thinking about me ha-ha 😂
7:55 PM
Was I at fault?
7:56 PM
At fault for what?
7:56 PM
Thinking about you this way
8:00 PM
Omg Faulkerson you were fantasizing about me?! That fast?! Papahabaan ko na ba 'yung school uniform ko?! Grabe ka!
8:01 PM
Dumi ng isip nito
8:01 PM
That was supposed to be a cheesy line bird brain
8:02 PM
I was thinking why was I attracted to you in the first place if you make conclusions that fast
8:05 PM
Joke lang naman. Funny to
8:06 PM
What? Funny? Why?
8:10 PM
Funny as in funny-walain
8:13 PM
... It took me three good long minutes to understand that
8:15 PM
That's why you shouldn't indulge yourself too much sa mga libro like you don't know how to enjoy real life na
8:16 PM
And you're the one to talk Miss Smartypants
8:17 PM
Duhhh I know how to enjoy life din.
8:18 PM
But you'd rather spend your time in the library than talk with your friends
8:19 PM
Stalker!!!
8:20 PM
Unfortunately, I study in the same school and visit the same university library so I see you
8:21 PM
If I know you look at me sideways when I'm not looking lol
8:22 PM
Too humble aren't we
8:25 PM
Joke lang kasi. But yes, you're my first boyfriend and you're exactly what I imagined to be like
8:26 PM
But you've dated before?
8:30 PM
Yes.
8:31 PM
Ilan?
8:34 PM
Akala ko twenty-one questions. 'Di naman ako na-inform na interrogation pala ito
8:35 PM
Just answer
8:36 PM
Bossy 👽👽 Just one, I guess?
8:37 PM
Name?
8:39 PM
What? Bakit mo tinatanong?
8:40 PM
Name.
8:45 PM
Ezekiel.
8:47 PM
Too godly. He won't suit you
8:50 PM
How did you know? Yes, he's too good nga kasi, I think, for me.
8:51 PM
You poor thing come crawl into my arms
8:53 PM
Flirt!!
8:54 PM
That name Ezekiel sounds like a man you'll meet in Sunday classes
9:00 PM
How did you know? Not really, but he goes to the same church and that's where we met.
9:10 PM
Wag ka nang pupunta sa simbahan na yun
9:11 PM
Possessive af 😂
9:15 PM
You didn't tell me kung saan ka nag-OJT
9:20 PM
If I know alam mo na because you're my stalker
9:22 PM
Honestly no
9:30 PM
PETA. You?
9:32 PM
Filmex Production House. What are you doing?
9:35 PM
Wala ka na bang maitanong so you go back to the 'anu gawa mu?' and 'snu katext mu' era?
9:40 PM
That's gross you're turning me off lady
9:42 PM
I have my ways into everyone's hearts kaya I'm a charmer there's no way I can shoo anyone away
9:42 PM
I'm just bewitched. This will pass soon
9:43 PM
You think so?
9:45 PM
Yes.
10:00 PM
Me too.
10:05 PM
I just wanted to be honest. Maybe you're just interesting... today. Or this month. Or this year. And now that I got to talk to you this will fade
10:10 PM
Same here. You're not exactly my cup of tea, Faulkerson - you know that - and I'm not yours either. Feeling ko hindi ko masasatisfy yung need mo as a person
10:11 PM
You think so?
10:12 PM
Yup. Ever think you're born in the wrong environment?
10:14 PM
What?
10:20 PM
Or baka ako lang 'yun. Minsan iniisip ko that I'm not Maine Mendoza, siguro. Maybe this is just a parallel universe and there is another universe existing and we just don't know it does because we don't have the technology and maybe, the real Maine Mendoza enjoys her life... there
10:24 PM
So deep you hit the male g-spot
10:30 PM
I saw that tweet too and natawa ako!! 😂😂 But really, I think about that. What if I'm just a speck of dust? What if totoo pala yung story ni Dr. Seuss? What if this Milky Way is just the first Milky Way? And there's Milky Way 2, 3, 4? And as the number goes up, nagiging better version si Maine Mendoza?
What if I'm the worst version and the other Maine Mendozas are shaking their heads somewhere?
10:32 PM
For a smart person, you sure had a lot of doubts about yourself.
10:35 PM
Was that the reason you're so intrigued? Bc I'm smart?
10:40 PM
Hmmm, partly yes. Smart ppl do not need explanations from other ppl why they did this and that. They find answers themselves and sometimes they just simply understand
10:50 PM
Kakainsulto yung rason ah. Baka naman ako lang ang pinili para less hassle
10:51 PM
Yes, uhh, that's the spot baby
10:53 PM
Kakainis to! So I'm the choice for your own convenience?!!!!! I'm calling Ezekiel!
10:55 PM
Go on and say your prayers together to a non-existent God you two have
11:00 PM
Wala kang Diyos? Kawawa ka naman
11:10 PM
I believe in a superior entity above all these things surrounding me but religion is a no no.
11:12 PM
Yep, they're just barriers, keeping people apart instead of connecting them. I know this is offending, like Catholics and members of the INC would just tell their members na sila lang ang maliligtas, or sila lang ang pagbubuksan ni San Pedro sa taas. What happens to the other half of the population? And what is really right, among all these beliefs?
11:15 PM
Sadly, we can't erase beliefs. That would be too much for mankind
11:20 PM
Hmm. Humans are raised to believe something. If science can't explain it, they'll turn to their 'gods' for explanation bc lack of beliefs and theories would make them insane
11:24 PM
Amazing
11:27 PM
Who? Me? 👽 I know
11:28 PM
Nope, me
11:30 PM
For???
11:34 PM
Choosing a fine girl like you.
11:40 PM
Okay thanks
11:42 PM
I bet it took you that long to reply bc you screamed in the bathroom bc of - what's the word again? Ahhh, kilig
11:42 PM
You wish! May ginagawa lang ako.
11:43 PM
You shouldn't do anything but me
11:43 PM
Parang lahat ng sinasabi mo may pagka-hint ng pagiging green. Hay nako Faulkerson
11:44 PM
What can I do? You have a dirty mind
11:44 PM
Have you eaten your dinner? You've been texting me the whole time
11:45 PM
Yep, just now. Walking home from the convenience store
11:46 PM
You should've told me. Para nasamahan kita.
11:50 PM
Ayaw kitang makita ngayong gabi.
11:51 PM
Ayaw mong kiligin?
11:52 PM
What a flirt
11:54 PM
In all honesty, I'm not.
11:55 PM
Yeah and the moon's square
11:56 PM
Woah, really? Ngayon ko lang nalaman
11:57 PM
I hate it when you play dumb!!
11:58 PM
Sa lahat ng role yun yata ang hindi bagay sa akin
12:00 MN
Too confident, aren't we?
12:08 PM
Aren't you sleepy?
12:10 PM
For some reasons, still not. You?
12:14 PM
For the reason by the name of Maine Mendoza, still not.
12:20 PM
... flirt 👽
12:22 PM
Tagal mo na namang magreply sumigaw ka na naman ano
12:24 PM
Hangin!!
12:25 PM
But you said you have to attend an early event tomorrow, so you can't lose sleep if you can sleep
12:26 PM
Thank you for indirectly telling me you don't want to talk to me na
12:28 PM
Ugh what an over-analyzer
12:30 PM
Hindi sige okay lang
12:31 PM
I'm going to woo you so stop that, okay? This was probably the first time I talked to a girl through text without any academic purposes. This was probably the first time I listened to someone else's musings. This was probably the first time my phone's on-screen keyboard had been exercised bc I have never texted anyone this way.
You are giving me a lot of firsts, so don't ever think I'm tired with you when I tell you to sleep. That's just plain concern for your health.
12:32 PM
Kakilig eww
12:33 PM
Ugh what a reply, Mendoza
12:34 PM
Okay, I'd sleep now. Thank you for that message. I'm just teasing you, okay? :))) What a cute tooth
12:35 PM
Tooth?
12:37 PM
Yup, bc you're sensitive
12:38 PM
What a good and well thought of comparison
12:40 PM
Joke lang, ito naman. Bawal ba maging shallow sayo? Goodnight na po talaga. I'm going to sleep now. You too. Goodnight, tooth.
12:41 PM
Goodnight, my bird brain.
12:43 PM
SHUT IT WITH THE BIRD BRAIN!!!!
12:45 PM
What? It's cute
12:46 PM
IT'S NOT!! 👽👽
3:01 AM
It is, bird brain, and you as well. :) Hope this destroys your morning. ;)
7:10 AM
IT DID, TOOTH MONKEY!!! 👽