FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

4.7M 113K 71.2K

just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Even I Would Be Ashamed!
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!

62.1K 1.4K 930
By celestialbarnes

Edit 4/18/15: This chapter was edited on April 18.

~~~~~

Luna has joined Facebook.

Percy Jackson has posted a message on Luna's wall.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Guys, Luna is my sister. Not my sister-sister, but my sister on the Greek side of things. Does that make sense?

Leo Valdez: Yuup

Piper McLean: Welcome Luna! I like your name! It's really cool!

Luna: Thanks! It's actually not my real name. Its just a nickname. :P And also since Percy is bugging me irl why I didn't put my last name it's because you will never know it! Muhahaha >:D Not even Percy knows it!

Leo Valdez: I will find it out one of these days..

Annabeth Chase: Welcome, Luna.

Luna: Hey aunty! :3

Percy Jackson: She's an Athena legacy.

Annabeth Chase: ... Please don't call me aunty.

Luna: Whatever you say, aunty. ;)

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Leo Valdez: It's a whale!!

Haylie Rose has changed her status from 'Single' to 'In a relationship' with Leo Valdez.

Haylie Rose has updated her status:

Forgot to do that yesterday!

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Congrats, I guess..

Luna has changed her status from 'Single' to 'In a relationship' with Nico di Angelo.

Comments:

Percy Jackson: WTF!!! I did not approve of this!!

Luna: You're not the boss of me. -.-

Percy Jackson: I'm older than you!

Luna: So? I can make my own decisions.

Percy Jackson: Whatever. I don't like you dating Nico. Well, mostly just dating in general.

Luna: *le eye roll*

Percy Jackson: Nico, I want you to know that if you hurt Luna or break her heart, I will personally send you on a trip to Tartarus.

Nico di Angelo has logged off.

Connor Stoll has updated his status:

Am I the only single one around here??

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Yeah, pretty much.

Annabeth Chase: Rachel is single!

Rachel Dare: I can't date 'cause I'm the oracle. And even if I could I wouldn't date Connor!

Connor Stoll: -_-

Connor Stoll: And don't say it's a whale, Leo!

Leo Valdez: I don't have to because you already said it!

Connor Stoll has logged off.

BananaJump has updated her status:

I need someone to date Connor! Any of you want to? Be sure to leave a comment below including your name and who you're a daughter of! :D

*NOW CLOSED! I AM NOT TAKING ANYMORE REQUESTS FOR PEOPLE TO BE DATING CONNOR OR FOR PEOPLE TO BE IN THE STORY! SORRY. I JUST DON'T WANT A MILLION BAJILLION PEOPLE THAT DON'T REALLY DO MUCH IN THE STORY. I HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME TRYING TO PUT ADDED CHARACTERS IN THE STORY AS IT IS.*

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

512K 12.3K 100
tratie deserves more fanfiction. [ completed story ]
1.5K 119 7
-𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧𝐭 p.j & v.h
107K 1.6K 25
just your typical fluffy percabeth one-shots --- written at the age of 13
32.8K 784 40
A group of long-lost demigods call this hidden castle their home. They are another branch of Olympian descendants, different from Camp Half-Blood and...