FACEBOOK ➵ pjo & hoo

By celestialbarnes

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just a bunch of funny conversations between the demigods. :) More

Percy Jackson Discovers Facebook
You Better Run!
Bucket List
Meeting New Hunters
#ThisIsntTwitter
SERIOUSLY?!
R.I.P. Percabeth
You Can't Talk to Me Like That!
Take A Chill Pill Bro
That Prank Was So Good Even the Stolls Should Be Jealous!
Apply Ice to Burned Area
Leo Gets a Girlfriend!
Blowtorches
Connor is the Only Single Person Left?!
After the Party
Percy's Mom
Graffiti
Where's Percy?
Revenge
Urban Dictionary
Fangirl Craziness
Recalculating
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
Blackmail
Chess
What About Me?
Bacon Withdrawal
Addicted to Coffee...
Day 1
Leo..?
You Wanna Go?
What Would You Do-ooo For A Klondike Bar?
Oh, Look At That...
Percy in Cocoon Mode
Is Everyone Afraid of Spiders?
It's Just A Dove
Just Stop, Percy
Ramen Noodles
You Calling Me Special?
When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Potato
Hump DAAAAAAY
Our Cover Has Been Blown!
Have You Looked At A Calendar Recently?
What Does the Fox Say?
Cray Cray
Percy's New Obsession
That Seems a Bit Extreme
Kitchen Fire
WUB WUB WUB
#YOLO
Oh, the Nostalgia
Trilingual
Well That Escalated Quickly..
Happy Halloween!
Hey Hey Hey
Interpretive Dance
Here We Go Again
Operation Teddy Bear
Operation Teddy Bear [ALTERNATE ENDING]
Spilled Pepsi
The Reason Why Miley Cyrus Twerks
Charmspeaking Percy
Merry Christmas
tumblr
Homo sapiens
Embarrassing Parents
Two Kinds of People
You Did NOT Just Go There
Corrections
Revenge of the Fangirls
Flappy Bird and Demeter's Cereal
Who Keeps Hacking Percy?
The New Age
So Obvious
Embarassing Parents... Still
Lady Gaga Lyrics
Hatless Leaf
Selfies
Apollo's Bad Poems
Densest of Bricks
Jason's Diary
Katy Perry Lyrics, Fancy, and Kissing Clarisse
Thankful
Announcement
Ending #1
Ending #2
Ending #3
Author's Note
Entering the Wattys!
Even Newer Cover/Q and A
Q and A!
Bonus Chapter
Under Editing
New Cover and Updates
Finished with Editing/Bonus Chapter

Even I Would Be Ashamed!

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By celestialbarnes

Edit 4/18/15: This chapter was edited on April 18.

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Percy Jackson has updated his status:

GUYS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON SUNDAY!

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: And..?

Percy Jackson: Are you throwing me a party or what?

Annabeth Chase: Just for asking, no.

Annabeth Chase: Just kidding, I am throwing you a party! With Piper's help. It'll be awesome.

Percy Jackson: Can't wait :D

Hazel Levesque: How old are you turning? I never knew :P

Percy Jackson: 17!

Hazel Levesque: Happy early birthday!

Percy Jackson: Thanks!

Jason Grace: I forgot that I need to get you a present still!

Nico di Angelo: Am I invited?

Annabeth Chase: I'm gonna post who's all invited soon.

Nico di Angelo: Kk.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

List of people invited to Percy's birthday party:

Grover, Piper, Jason, Leo, Reyna, Katie, Frank, Hazel, Nico, The Stolls (if they don't break or steal anything), Thalia, Malcolm, Juniper, Tyson, Dakota, Clarisse, Will Solace, Chris Rodriguez, Pollux, and Rachel.

Gods invited: Poseidon and Apollo (he's the deejay)

Comments:

Percy Jackson: Wow, that's a lot of people. I didn't know that I knew so many people!

Thalia Grace: Apollo better play some Green Day or else I'm not going.

Apollo: Don't worry, I'm up to date with music! I'm going to be playing some of that Justin Bieber's music.

Percy Jackson: Please don't.

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Apollo: I was just kidding! If he was my kid, even I would be ashamed to call him my son!

Hermes: Good one, Apollo! *high fives*

Annabeth Chase: Guys, I put together the playlist! There will be something for everyone on it!

Apollo: OR if you wanted to, I could bring a track that plays whatever you wanted to hear!

Annabeth Chase: Bring that as backup..

Percy Jackson has updated his status:

That awkward moment when you find out they made a video game and two movies about you...

Comments:

Nico di Angelo: That awkward moment when when you start telling a story and realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

Piper McLean: That awkward moment when you're trying to tell a funny joke/story but can't because you're laughing too hard at it.

Leo Valdez: That awkward moment when you tell a yo mama joke but the other person's mom died and they start crying and yelling at you..

Annabeth Chase: That awkward moment when you wave to someone but they don't see it.

Jason Grace: That awkward moment when you're trying to get past someone but you keep stepping to the same side as them.

Frank Zhang: That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there are chips inside.

Hazel Levesque: That awkward moment when you burst out laughing because you thought of a hilarious joke and everyone starts staring at you.

BananaJump has updated her status:

Yup, Percy's birthday is seriously on Sunday (August 18). He is turning 17, right? Please correct me if I'm wrong :P

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