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Funny Insults and Comebacks that will make your day "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah me neither" More

Depressed
Holidays
Girlfriend
Supermarket
Cutie pie
I dont hate you
Jealous
Full
Your face
Laid
Bitch
Real meaning of bitch
Sarcasm
Life's not a garden
Dear fucker
How do I look
Garden tools
Dad
Opinion
Small dicks
Restaurants
Shut up
End of a ruler
Jealous
Oops
Not as good as nature
Spider
Brutally Honest
Dear Middle finger
Trash
Zoo
Look like it
Joke
I found hell
Dad
Science stuff
Shit
Hell
Same
Hot
Be Nice
It's Okay
Money's made from Trees
Jokes by Mom
Google
My life
Talk like an idiot
Nice
Too messy
How much do you love me
Wifi problem song
Boner
Treasure
Texting
At store
Can't hangout
Sarcasm at its best
Cactus expert
First is the worst
Unknown
Worthless
Asses
HATERS
Talking back
Swearing
Peasant
Makeup and Crayola
Old song
If you were a cookie
Best daughter
Lonely thoughts
Hot?
Smart
Worst pick up line
Fighting with Mom
Perfect eyesight
Buisiness
Not fair
E rated
Ugly
Beauty isn't everything
Singing whales
I don't like you
Algebra
Eyes
Life story
Epic Fail
Abuse
Worldwide
Alphabet soup
Proof
Maple Syrup
Goodbye Kitty
Chins
Brains
Boyfriend
No need to worry
Better?
Don't...
Want...
KFC
To small to wander
Baboon's butt
Moneydiggers
Roses are red...
Get over it
Your Pov
Bad breath
Kisses
Unplug life support
Littering
Joy
Cactus tree
Sorry tree
Still love nature?
How many times?
Trying to prove a point
Awww
Not far enough
Seafood diet
Help out
Little less more this
Lego
Quite enough
Dont have no cats
Lovely shade
I have feelings
Like summer
Sorry
Couldnt hear you
Naturally
Im not complaining
Not insulting you
Hug
None of your business
Would you like to share?
The coach
Little too much face
Suck at apologizing
Just a joke
Failed
View
Best friends
Is it okay?
Introduce lips
Hotter
Didnt see you
Where do you live?
Not a dirty mind
Rewriting history
Still. On the list
Abs?
Not quiet
When life knocks you down...
Life
Dear cool people
I dont hate you
Its me
I don't hate you
I dont shut up I grow up
Clean Your Room
Into a pool of sexy
Heels
Better without glasses
Error. Too easy
Just like the alphabet
I was going to tell you...
Nothing but a hoe
too late
I didnt fall
Dear Karma
Eat some makeup
Emotional
Cool
Thrown at wall
Cringe
Beauty Sleep
Care
Different friendships
Dear Cellphone
How long
I dont argue with idiots
Freestyling
Dear Mother Nature
Dont mind
Management probably
Unless your name is Google
Really
Donald Trump as President?
Might not be everything
So fake
Yeah...
...um
Never forget
Good shape
Id die...
Shit Happens
Be like Mario
Piece of shit
The thing we can't live without

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