Haikyuu!! Crack

By sugadorable

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For all your Haikyuu!! needs, be them funny, angsty, happy, indecent, etc. More

Basic Info about Writer-chan
DaiSuga
TsukkiYama
KenYama
KuroTsukki
Oikawa
IwaOi
Bokuto
Tsukishima
KageHina
DaiSuga
Kuro
Kenma
Sugawara
AsaNoya
Suga
KiyoYachi
KiyoSuga
KuroKen
KageHina
Hinata
Kenma
Oikawa
Nishinoya
Tsukki X Reader
Team Moms
Christmas Play
Vampire AU (Karasuno)
Vampire AU (Nekoma)
Vampire AU (AobaJohsai)
Vampire AU (Fukurodani)
Vampire AU (Date Tech)
Vampire AU (Shiratorizawa)
Foreigner AU (Karasuno First Years)
Height challenges
Bro
Random Akaashi hc
KageHina One-Shot
How Each Couple Tells the Team They're Dating
Ennoshita just got friendzoned
Music #1
Music #2
Cooking #1
Cooking #2
Cooking #3
Random conversation #1
Cooking #4
YES
Hmmmm
Alisaaaaaa
DaiSuga Fluff (one-shot?)
Cooking #5
Tmw
Carrying (Karasuno and Nekoma)
Carrying (Aoba Johsai and Dateko)
Fuuuuuuudge
Captain Song hc's
You know who's beautiful?
I don't have a problem
(Sad-ish) Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Kenma One-shot
Akaashi Drabble
Next One-shot Poll
Bokuto One-shot
Lev One-shot
AsaNoya Texts
KuroKen Texts
Yamaguchi One-shot
Saeko One-shot
Motivational Letter - Bokuto
Love Letter - Akaashi
Kiyoko Drabble
Haikyuu!! Season 3
Random headcanons
What to expect
ASK/DARE HAIKYUU CHARACTERS!
KuroKen Awareness Chapter
During Nekoma Practice
AsaNoya Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Kouji x Izumi Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Haikyuu Pick Up Lines
Lev Headcanons (SFW)
Oikawa Mini One-shot (NSFW ish)
Akaashi Headcanons (SFW)
Random Nekoma Headcanon
SPECIAL CHAPTER (&thank you)
Kenma Headcanons (NSFW)
BokuAka Headcanons (SFW & NSFW)
Tsukishima Headcanons (SFW)
S2 Ep25
BokuAka Songfic
QuizUp Karasuno Headcanons
BoKuro One-shot
Bokuto One-shot
Mini Kuroo One-shot
smol karasuno cheerleader
OiHina Headcanons (SFW)
KuroYaku Headcanons (SFW)
another smol karasuno cheerleader
Suga One-shot
the volleydorks' fav LL! girls
TsukkiYachi Headcanons (SFW)
Important Questions
How they confess their feelings
AkaSuga Headcanons (NSFW)
Daishou One-shot (sin)
#ProtectYaku2k16
Random Bokuto Headcanon
Tendou One-shot
DaiSuga (not) One-shot
INO HIROKI
Naming (Kageyama Headcanon)
DAN (KenHina Headcanon)
When You're Sick (Karasuno)
Kenma One-shot (sin)
Oikawa Songfic
OiHina Headcanons (NSFW)
Captains as Vocaloid Songs
TsukkiYama One-shot
Cooking #6
Love Live/Haikyuu AU (hc)
tfw ideas (upcoming things: update)
KuroKen One-shot
Blueberry ♡ Train
Natsu does your hair
Akaashi One-shot
Bokuto Crack
WE DID IT
DaiSuga One-shot
Kageyama One-shot (sin)
Requests
Tsukki One-shot
Suga One-shot
hugs
Kuroo One-shot
Suga (special) One-shot
Karasuno's talents
Nekoma's talents
pet names (Suga and Akaashi)
pet names (Bokuto and Oikawa)
Hinata Songfic
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 1/2)
Oikawa One-shot (pt. 2/2)
Tsukki One-Shot
YamaYachi One-shot
Suga One-shot
a/n
affection
OiHina One-shot
KiyoSae poly relationship headcanons
AsaNoya One-shot
MattsuHana Reader Poly (songfic)
support
TeruShou Headcanons
Tsukishima One-shot (sin)
things to think about when you're sad
KuroKen Fluff
things to think about when you're sad pt.2
scent headcanons
recolors
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot
Karasuno Reader Poly One-shot (alternate ending)
Cross Ship Poly One-shot
volleydorks and pet play
Kuroo One-shot
KageHina One-shot
KageKen One-shot
Suga ships
Kiyoko One-shot
how to get people to watch Haikyuu
KuroTsuki Poly One-shot (songfic)
more cracks
Kuroo One-shot
sleeping headcanons
cliché zodiac chapter
TsukiYama Not-shot
Alisa One-shot
UshiTen Reader Poly One-shot
IwaOi One-shot
IwaOi FLUFF
TsukkiYama Drabble
OiYama One-shot
i could not help myself
Random Imagines
Yes Boy (BokuAka)
How Long Will I Love You? (DaiSuga)
'No homo' (crack)
YakuLev One-shot
KuroKen (crack?)
random crack
fluffy imagines
KuroKen One-shot (pt.1)
KuroKen One-shot (pt.2)
Kenma Crack
He Was Looking For a Princess (IwaOi)
Sugawara Birthday Special
grand finale crack

Yaku One-shot

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By sugadorable

Warnings:  MENTIONED YAOI, slight depictions of blood/gore

     The amount of boys — who were probably drunk — around you was overwhelming. Their words got lost in your thoughts and you couldn't decipher one sentence from another. They were all basically the same request anyway.

     "Can I have your number?" "Let's go back to the bedrooms~" "Another drink?"

     You hadn't even been able to stomach one shot before you felt sick. After that, you declined any offer of food or beverage.

     Damn, you thought to yourself, I guess the former Fukurodani boys are famous for their reunion parties for a reason...

     Being an alumni of Karasuno, you rarely got invited to these things. But this year was special. It marked the first "milestone" (in the words of Bokuto) that his class had been out of high school. And you just so happened to be in the same year as Bokuto. So you got invited. The perks of being Karasuno's girls volleyball team manager apparently.

     The boys around you kept getting closer though. They surrounded you like you were just prey they were willing to fight over, and they may have... If Yaku hadn't stepped in.

     "Hey," he addressed the hoard of guys around you. "Leave her alone. Can't you see that she's. Not. Interested."

     Yaku Morisuke, Nekoma's former libero. Below average height, though you would never say it out loud. Pretty cute appearance, a notable feature being his soft face, which would often have a strong look of determination on it. His hair was adorable too, the way it could shine in sunlight and look shades lighter than it actually was. One more thing, he was your boyfriend.

     If Yaku had one weakness though, it would be his insecurities.

     "What's the small fry doing?" Some jerk who had been pushing you toward a private room smirked.

     "Yeah," another continued. "Shouldn't he be at a daycare or home with Mommy and Daddy?"

     You could tell each comment from the idiots was slowly breaking Yaku. One more and he may—

     "Wait guys, maybe we should back off," someone said, with no concern in their voice. "If he's defending her, we should leave her be. He does have low standards after all, she's not worth our time."

     —break.

     Yaku was on him in seconds. Clawing at faces, pulling hair, biting hands. Any form of hurt he could bestow was being dealt. The living room was in a frenzy by now. Screaming from the assholes who were still around you, Yaku's various threats echoing throughout the house, your crying at everything that just happened, Bokuto's yelling at Akaashi and Akaashi's simple replies of "I told you we shouldn't have invited Johzenji." Nothing was silent and you just wanted to go home.

     By the time everything was calmed down, Yaku had a bloody nose, the possibility of a broken finger, and his arm had a bite mark on it. Lovely. The fuck boys had left, mostly thanks to Bokuto's uttered complaints about the blood on the floor and the threats of not inviting them back in five years. Kuroo and Kenma were still there, lying on the couch sleeping. Aww, they were so cute together, cuddling close as if no one was watching.

     Your attention focused back on Yaku however.

     "How do you feel..?" You questioned him.

     "I've been better," he joked. His laughing turned to wincing though, proof that he wasn't so okay.

     You shook your head. "That won't do," you whispered, scooting closer to him.

     His lips met yours before you could even close your eyes. Caught off guard, the kiss only lasted about three seconds. You pulled away, eyes wide and out of breathe.

     "You have to let me get ready!" You chided.

     "Whatever," he countered, brushing some stray hairs out of his face. Oh my lord was he handsome. It may just be the small concentration of alcohol in you, but who cares? You wanted this boy, and you wanted him bad.

     Loosing all rational thought, you picked him up, promptly opened the door, called your goodbyes, and threw him in your car. He didn't protest once, and even buckled his seatbelt before you had the chance to climb into the driver's side.

     "So where are we going?" He finally asked.

     "Somewhere private," you responded. "Like my house."

     "Works for me~"

     "Anything works for you."

     "Well, that's why you keep me around."

     "True, true. Now shut up and start doing what you're good at."

      The rest of your car ride was filled with sweet, dirty words. Yaku may essentially be the former "team mom" but oh god, he could get you turned on faster than anyone you knew.

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