(F) flourine
(U) uranium
(C) carbon
(K) potassium
(Bi) bismuth
(Tc) technetium
(He) helium
(S) sulfur
(Ge) germanium
(Tm) thulium
(O) oxygen
(Ne) neon
(Y) yttrium
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This wasn't really a comeback but I thought it was funny.