Charmybee123: I dare pitto and viridi to sing "anything you can do" in front of everyone, and pitto get the girl part
Dark Pit: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Viridi: Oh really? Ha!
Dark Pit: I can do anything better than you!
Viridi: no you can't.
Dark Pit: yes I can.
Viridi: no you can't!
Dark Pit: yes I can!
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can! YES I CAN!
Viridi: anything you can be, I can be greater! Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
Dark Pit: no you're not.
Viridi: yes I am.
Dark Pit: no you're not!
Viridi: yes I am!
Dark Pit: No you're not!
Viridi: Yes I am! YES I AM!
Viridi: I can shoot a Partridge, with a single cartridge!
Dark Pit: I can hit a Sparrow, with the bow and arrow!
Viridi: I can live on bread and cheese!
Dark Pit: and only on that?
Viridi: Yup!
Dark Pit: so can a rat.
Viridi: O_o
Viridi: any note you can sing I can sing higher!
Dark Pit: I can sing any note higher than you!
Viridi: no you can't.
Dark Pit: yes I can.
Viridi: no you can't!
Dark Pit: yes I can!
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can!
Viridi: No you caaaaan't!
Dark Pit: yes I... CAAAAAAAN!!!
Viridi: how do you sing that high?
Dark Pit: I'm a guy that sings soprano!
Viridi: O_o
Viridi: anything you can say I can say softer.
Dark Pit: I can say anything softer than you!
Viridi: no you can't
Dark Pit: yes I can
Viridi: no you can't
Dark Pit: yes I can
Viridi:noyoucan't
Dark Pit:yesican
Dark Pit: YES I CAN!!!!
Viridi: I can drink a liquor, faster than a flicker!
Dark Pit: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!
Viridi: I can open any safe!
Dark Pit: without being caught?
Viridi: you bet! 💰💰💰
Dark Pit: that's what I thought you crook.
Viridi: any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
Dark Pit: I can hold any note longer than you!
Viridi: no you can't.
Dark Pit: yes I can.
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can!
Viridi: No you caaaaaan't!
Dark Pit: Yes I caaaan!
Dark Pit: YES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
CAN-!
Viridi:... YES YOU CAAAAAAAN!!!
Viridi: where'd you keep all that air?
Dark Pit: eh... *points at his chest*
Viridi: oh.
Viridi: anything you can say, I can say faster!
Dark Pit: I can say anything faster than you!
Viridi: no you can't.
Dark Pit: yes I can.
Viridi: no you can't!
Dark Pit: yes I can!
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can!
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can!
Viridi: I can jump a hurdle!
Dark Pit: I can wear a girdle!
Viridi: I can knit a sweater!
Dark Pit: I can fit it better!
Viridi: I can do most ANYTHING!
Dark Pit: can you bake a pie?
Viridi: no :(
Dark Pit: neither can I.
Viridi: anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
Dark Pit: I can sing anything sweeter than you!
Viridi: No you can't~!
Dark Pit: Yes I ca-a-a-a-a-a-an~!
Viridi: no you caaan't~!
Dark Pit: yes I can~!
Viridi: Nooo you can't~!
Dark Pit: yes I can~!
Viridi: Oh no you can't~!
Dark Pit: Oh yes I can~!
Viridi: No you can't Can't CAN'T
Dark Pit: Yes I can Can CAN!
Viridi/DP: NO YOU CAN'T!/YES I CAN!!!!!!!!
Author: WHOOO! Great job guys!
Palutena: That was better than I expected!
Phosphera: You were so awesome!
Pit: Great job Pittoo!
Dark Pit: will you quit calling me that?!
Author: this dare is also in honour of this book hitting 9k VEIWS!!!! HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!
Everyone: WHOOO! VICTORY!
Author: THIS WAS MY ORIGINAL GOAL AN I FINALLY HIT IT! YEAH! Thank you all so much! I really appreciate it!