If Jack Dawson Had a Social M...

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well, we all know what happened but what if?... thank you for the support! discontinued started: jan 16 2016 ... Еще

Intro: Jack's Profile
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 7
Chapter 10
Chapter 9
Chapter 8
Chapter 10
Chapter 12
Chapter 11

Chapter 6

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It was typical a Wednesday morning.....

Rose: Narrator! Stop!

Oh, sorry

It was a typi-

Jack: Say something or else...

Okay, sorry

It was a-

STOP!

Okay, again sorry

|Narrator added Bear to the group chat|

Bear: Rawr!!

Rose: What? Wait wait... who added this bear to the group chat?

Cal: The Narrator

Rose: Ughhh... you freaking Narrator

Narrator: I said i'm soory ok?

Jack: Rawr! Rwar! Warwr! Rawr!

Rose: Here come the bear *sighs*

Cal:Meow meow meow woof woof rawr rawr

Cal: I'm a hybrid of a cat a dog and a FREAKING bear

Jack: Yeah, I love cats.. right rosie posie rosy?

Rose: You know that I hate dogs

Jack: Oh, I'm sorry

Bear: BLEHHHHH

Jack: Oh, my cute baby my cutie baby

Rose: Would you please stop guys?! I hate it!

Jack: Sorry

Cal: Lets get back to the topic

Rose: What topic?

Cal: Hihihihihihihihihihihihi

Jack: What's wrong with you Cal?

Cal: Rose, is dancing in the bed of roses and then a big majestic eagle captures her and throws her to the garbage dump

Rose: WHAT!!

Jack: * heroic voice* I love you my baby! But, I need to rescue you, from the hands of this vicious eagle

Cal: Stop that! It don't suits you

Rose: Shut up Cal

Rose: Guys, I really don't know what's happening right now

Jack: ;)

Rose: >3

Cal: ~_~

Bear: :O

Narrator: •_•

Jack: I'm soo bored

Rose: Yeah, me too...

Cal: Bear, do something

Bear: Rawr?

Narrator: What?

:'(

Rose: Narrator, get out of this

Cal: He's Innocent

Jack: He's good

Cal: He's smart

Jack: Be like Narrator

Bear: Imagine...

Rose: Woah, the bear typed a word

Jack: I think he's intelligent

Cal: He has guts

Bear: I do have guts

Cal: Yeah, he really has one

Bear: Imagine...

Jack: A dog peeing in the sidewalk

Cal: Then, Roses kisses the dog instead of Jack

Rose: Eeew, I will never do that you freak!

Jack: I think we need a new member

Cal: You mean you're the leader? Because you only decide when to have a new member...

Jack: Kinda

Rose: So, you mean i'm a potato?

Cal: No, you're a thorny Rose in a very dirty soil with a lot of worms

Jack: The soil is fertile

Cal: HAHAHA <insert smile emoji>

Rose: Cal is a bully

Jack: I think he is

Cal: Jack! Look up!!

Jack: Now what? I'm looking up now

Cal:. You're dumb

Rose: Just stop Cal

Jack: I need suggestions for our new member

Rose: Hmmm.. we will need an intelligent one, not like Cal

Cal: I'm not?

Bear: Yup

Cal: You're not part of this.

Bear: I am part of the group chat

Jack: I finally decided!!

Rose: Who??

Jack: Leonardo DiCaprio

Rose: You mean the super handsome hot A-list actor who has a lot of girlfriends??

Jack: Yeah, yeah that one

Cal: But how? How do we add a very popular person in our group?

Rose: Bear, I need some ideas, you too Narrator

Narrator: Contact his Manager

Jack: I don't know that one

Rose: Ask him? Or what?

Leonardo DiCaprio is added to the group chat

Jack: OMG :O

Rose: Oh my gosh! Who added him? I want to thank that person

Bear: It is I the bear

Rose: Oh, i mean i want to thank the bear

Jack: Okay, how should i start? =-O

Rose: Say hi

Jack: Hi Leo! :-)

Leo: Hello!

Jack: Uh, i... uhmm.. what are you doing right now?

Leo: Currenly reading The Hollywood Reporter mag ;)

Rose: So, how's the movie?

Leo: Good, we received a lot of awards and people are loving it

Jack: The bear added you, right?

Leo: You're right

Rose: But how?

Leo: Uh, long story

Jack: It's alright, we understand

Cal: Guys, what did i miss?

Rose: We talked with Leo

Cal: Leo!? :O

Leo: Hello!

Cal: Hi! I'm Cal!

Leo: I already know, it's obvious

Cal: Sorry

Leo: Don't be sorry, you did nothing

Jack: Uhmm, Leo I saw you recently in a magazine

Rose: Duhh, it's obvious he's reading that one

Leo: Hahaha <insert smile emoji>

Jack: Is it true?

Leo: Yeah, you guessed it right

Cal: I admire your hard work in your movies

Leo: Thanks, I love receiving feedbacks, also i'm middle of working my new documentary

Jack: I can't believe i'm talking to the one and only Leo the King

Cal: Correction it's "chatting"

Jack: Mistake found, i'm sorry

Leo: Btw, where's the bear?

Bear: Oh, I just finished eating bison liver

Jack: Ewwww yucky

Bear: What? I'm a bear, it's just normal

Cal: We don't eat those "kinds" of food

Leo: Actually, I ate one

Awkward situation

Cal: I give you a royal pardon just like Philippe

Leo: Haha you got me

Jack: And love you just like Romeo do

Cal: Also, pretend to be a pilot just like Frank

Cal: Get angry like Calvin Candie

Jack: What! Get angry to Leo? No no no I won't do that

Leo: Okay, guys thank you for being with me today, but I gotta go now bye!

Jack: Thank you! Have a good day!

Leo: And, saying goodbye like I do hahaha okay, bye!

Leonardo DiCaprio is offline

Cal: Love you! :3

Jack: He's a man

Cal: It's just a word

Rose: Heyy! I'm back! So, what did I miss?hmm?

Jack: Leo, left a while ago

Rose: Oh O_O

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Poor Rose

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