Olivier: rise and shine!! 🌞🌞
Laurent: um oli................ it's 2 pm, and we already met at training??
Theo: yeah why are you saying that
Olivier: let's be real here, no one was awake during training 😒😒
Olivier: Santi ran into the goal, Aaron picked up the ball with his HANDS and threw it to the net because he said he was 'tired of playing FOOTball'
Olivier: Per forgot to bring Calum's cookies and Calum wasn't mad, and last but not least, Mesut thought the coach was me.
Mesut: okay okay, nobody was awake
Calum: yeah we get your point. oh and per, you owe me my cookies
Per: yes i know 😓
Aaron: i even forgot to have lunch and i just woke up from a beauty nap
Theo: who ever though having a kid would be this hard, right rambo? 😞
Aaron: yeah, but it's worth it ☺️
Hector: guys don't forget later we have to go back to the training ground to film a video for arsenal's youtube channel
Per: wait what? i didn't know that
Flam: not you per, only the iggy team 💁🏼
Per: ugh you guys are meanies
Mesut: that's what we're here for 👌🏻
Laurent: ew we have to go back?
Aaron: yeah, we're gonna introduce ourselves as the iggy team and the video will be uploaded to youtube
Hector: laurent, we talked about this. 4 pm, you can't be late
Laurent: fine 😤
Nacho: and here i sit......at home......... and i don't have to go back to the training ground because I'M NOT EVEN ON THE IGGY TEAM
Flam: no chill
Hector: nacho, we've talked about this. we can't put you on the iggy team for obvious and valid reasons
Alexis: on of the reasons being you're not cool enough, nacho 😂😂
Olivier: just chill out nacho, you're still our bro
Alexis: even i'm fine with not being on the iggy team ☺️ i'm not interested anyway
Nacho: i'd like to see things from your point of view, but i can't seem to get my head that far up your asses😡
Chambo: you can still hang out with us nacho
Nacho: whatever
Laurent: guysss drop the topic
Olivier: we have far better things to do 😾💅🏻
Olivier: like discuss what we should say for the video later
Hector: we'll say that we are a newly created team and we are inspired by juve's dab team
Calum: whaaa we can't say that 🙀
Aaron: why not? it's the truth, anyway
Calum: but i want us to be considered cool, awesome, and original, not just copying another club
Flam: let's just say that we're excited to announce that we have formed a new, tighter family 😊
Alexis: but i thought WE ARE family 😔 not only the iggies
Theo: of course we are, alexis. flam, we shouldn't say that
Flam: right, right. that's wrong 😕
Hector: you know what? let's just let the words fall off of our mouths later in front of the camera 😓 i'm tired of discussing this
Per: anyway, what are you guys up to right now?
Alexis: i'm playing with humber and atom 😍🐕🐶🐶
Aaron: i'm trying to figure out how to change diapers without getting squirted on with pee 😖
Theo: i can teach you, rambo!
Aaron: i'd love that!! 😃😃
Flam: i'm facetiming mesut 💗
Mesut: yep we're facetiming😄
Gabi: ahh i try to learn english????
Hector: that's so great, gabi! 👏🏻👏🏻
Gabi: thank you 😊
Santi: oh my god, gabi's first sentence without question marks, and his first emoji 😳😳😳😳
Chambo: gabi, congrats on losing your emoji virginity and not using question marks anymore 💪🏻💪🏻
Gabi: thanks???
Nacho: lol there he goes again
Gabi: no that is sarcasm
Alexis: guys, let's support gabi and help him learn english 😃
Theo: bro, what do you think we've all been doing our whole life? 😓😓
Alexis: good point 😕
Olivier: will you guys shut up for a second?? i'm currently trying to figure out why it hardly ever snows in london
Laurent: you mean googling?
Olivier: no, i'm building my own theory 😌
Mesut: you? building a theory? about what? about why you wore a pink shirt and pink trousers to training one day?
Aaron: oli, i think you better google it. i don't think your brain is capable of doing such a thing 😐
Olivier: damn aaron you're such a dick
Olivier: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one 😒😒
Santi: SAVAGE 👏🏻👏🏻
Flam: here goes another fight on this group #sighheavily